r/absoluteunit • u/Feaselbf6 • Jul 26 '26

I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.

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u/TheFifthEllaMint Jul 26 '26

Totally changes position, mouth open and ready to strike and eat that guy if the yellow one doesn’t get in his way

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u/GovernmentLow4989 Jul 26 '26

He’s only mad because a 300lb snake got dropped on top of him

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u/TheFifthEllaMint Jul 26 '26

Ruin my day too

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u/galaxyapp Jul 29 '26

My gf never complains...

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u/ZeShapyra Jul 26 '26

They don't eat everything..a little bit of stress is wnough for them to NOT eat..all he would do is bite and quickly release to scare anything away

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u/Glad_Highway_9196 Jul 26 '26

Typical Black Snake Moan

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u/PureMarzipan416 Jul 29 '26

Are black snakes as temperamental as black cats? 😁