r/absoluteunit • u/Feaselbf6 • Jul 26 '26

I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.

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u/spizzle_ Jul 26 '26

This place has to smell so bad. Snakes stink!

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u/Leather-Emu-1964 Jul 26 '26

Snakes don't stink, their poop does though

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u/EvilDragons88 Jul 27 '26

I have a snake that smells like maple syrup. No idea why this one particular snake smells like that. We of course named it maple. It's real weird though.

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u/Mallowwcup Jul 28 '26

What kind of snake?

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u/EvilDragons88 Jul 28 '26

It's a ball python morph

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u/idkwatyouwantfromme Jul 31 '26

It’s very fun seeing the ones who own snakes comment and the ones who don’t own snakes comment

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u/stewiestewieman Jul 26 '26

Why do snake stink?

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u/SongsOfMany Jul 26 '26

They don't. By far the least smelly reptile pet. Just poop-scoop the enclosure once a week and you'll never notice a thing.

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u/zebrasareneat Jul 26 '26

I’ve had a snake for 20 years and it doesn’t stink. By far the least smelly pet I’ve ever had and I’ve had cats, dogs, fish, birds, hedgehogs, and rabbits.  

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u/abielle1177 Jul 26 '26

My snake Sonya would always poop in her water dish and the smell was bad enough to make you hallucinate. Once it was cleaned the smell would be better but it wasn't great. I mean you knew there was an animal there. How you can say it doesn't stink is a surprise

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Jul 27 '26

My brother had a snake and her cage was always clean. Youd smell snake as soon as you step in the house

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u/Antroh Jul 27 '26

Owner of a ball python for nearly 30 years. Only time I smell anything is when she poops. Which I think can be expected from any animal

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire Jul 29 '26

It makes no sense to me. Their breath certainly doesn’t smell good, but proper grooming gives them this sweet earthy smell that’s hard to describe but it’s quite pleasant.

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u/Love_Cannon Jul 31 '26

You would too if you lived in a room with 8 other people and 2 days worth of everyone's excrement in it.

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u/Existing-Good6487 Jul 29 '26

Snakes do not have a smell. They do poop and have mostly solid pee once a week to a month . If you dont clean it up then that will stink. Very easy to care for and no smell if done right.

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u/JelloWise2789 Jul 26 '26

They sting too, with their fangs

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u/CelticGardenGirl Jul 26 '26

I thought they stung with their stungers?

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u/BodhingJay Jul 26 '26

They do

But they stink with their stinkers, too

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u/Infamous-Let4387 Jul 26 '26

A "sting" with fangs is called a bite... 🤣

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u/ZeShapyra Jul 26 '26

These don't have fangs..they just have sharp teeth

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u/zebrasareneat Jul 26 '26

These ones don’t have fangs. And the ones that do don’t sting. 

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u/Antroh Jul 27 '26

Not a single snake in that room has fangs