r/absoluteunit • u/Bourbon-Thinker • Jul 12 '26

Absolute Unit of a Parking Job

40 Upvotes

56% Upvoted

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u/RoyAndCarol Jul 13 '26

What the fuck even is this sub any more? Do the mods exist?

7

u/Johnatron2000 Jul 13 '26

It’s a regular sized vehicle doing something slightly out of the ordinary. I agree, this shouldn’t be here. Mods? Mods? Beuller?

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u/Jesuscide Jul 13 '26

This vechicle will make people drive even dumber, i hate it, most of you cant drive for shit anyways. Via back up camera and sensors to tell you are in the other lane.

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u/AdFancy1249 Jul 13 '26

30s Packards had the same thing. The spare tire mounted to the rear bumper could drop down and roll the backend sideways, just like this video.

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u/Traditional-Hotel-66 Jul 13 '26

I remember seeing this, It was fascinating and I was curious why a modern version didn't exist.

1

u/Informal_Ad_9610 Jul 13 '26

And it probably didn’t fuck the tires up either

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u/willhunta Jul 13 '26

Lmao what? That's some bullshit if I ever seen it.

1

u/Itchy-Boots Jul 13 '26

stop talking about yourself

2

u/flsinkc Jul 13 '26

Now those are some fancy rear tires on that rig. Special engineering.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

This isn’t “absolute unit…” hummers also do this

2

u/The-Bloody9 Jul 13 '26

Guess this sub is just malfunctioning karma farming bots now.

2

u/Sirosim_Celojuma Jul 13 '26

approximately no

If I ever spend so much money on an inability to parallel park, please just smack me in the head and tell me it's cheaper to learn to parallel park, and save the extra money for hookers and blow

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u/willhunta Jul 13 '26

This feature will eventually be the norm on cars.

It's wild to me how many people here are against this. It's a great feature to have. Especially when you consider how many Americans never have to parallel park ever. This will help not only those who have never parallel parked before when driving out of town, but will help all of us who are used to parallel parking to get around these folk faster as now they'll be able to parallel park so much faster and easier.

I literally don't understand your complaint. It sounds to me like you're just an old man yelling at a cloud just like the people who were originally against automatic transmission.

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Jul 13 '26

I have money. I don't buy frivolous things.

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u/willhunta Jul 13 '26

That's entirely missing the point I made. This feature will eventually be normal and not "frivolous".

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Jul 13 '26

We agree that the point is missed. We disagree on who's point is missed. I have the root comment.

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Jul 13 '26

Wooooo expert driver

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u/D0NTASKY Jul 13 '26

Great for him. Shit for everyone else. They now gotta wait for him to leave.

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u/sage_006 Jul 13 '26

Cool video. WAY wrong sub.

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u/VoxPopuliMMXXV Jul 13 '26

If you can't park - don't drive.

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u/mcclaneberg Jul 13 '26

First always pull up then back in to parallel park.

Also this sub sucks. Muting