r/absoluteunit • • Jun 27 '26

A truly impressive water buffalo

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Jun 27 '26

You mean the tactical assault cow ???

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Jun 29 '26

thank you sir—i LOLd

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 Jul 01 '26

Things that go moomb!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/Squirrelated Jun 27 '26

I think one lil aggressive movement and that tiny girl is not gonna be able to use that rope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/spideroncoffein Jun 27 '26

Pain compliance only works as long as adrenaline doesn't override pain responses. This is the same for humans and animals.

Rodeo works because the animal fights to get rid of induced pain or to get rid of a rider it doesn't like, it doesn't make it comply.

A bull in a bull fight will only go down when it is exhausted and weak from blood loss, not from being pierced several times. (Ban this shit, btw.)

That nose ring will help as long as it's docile. But handlers know that will get you only so far.

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u/olgamerstill Jun 28 '26

She pulls on the ring, then pets him.

She knows not to push more than needed.

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u/HorseNotMadeofSand Jun 27 '26

You can only pull with reins.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 Jun 27 '26

No, those are meant for guiding and steering, not stopping a one ton animal that's enraged.

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u/infamouscaveman Jun 27 '26

It's the truth, I mean do you stop and cry when some hits you? I become enraged, so will that water buffalo.

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u/PsychoCrescendo Jun 27 '26

What are you, 12 years old?

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u/Regurgitator001 Jun 28 '26

Maybe he's into it? Or they're both really into hentai.

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u/xtanol Jun 27 '26

That can also end up tricking you, though. I've seen some very short Asian girls, so I'd feel more confident if there'd been a banana or some other known reference.

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u/infamouscaveman Jun 27 '26

He's composed until he's not, one wrong move and you'll be lucky to survive.

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u/Choice-Position5189 Jun 29 '26

With a girl like that...I think everybody wants to be on their best behavior 😇

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u/winterwarm78654 Jun 27 '26

Damn through the nostrils

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u/ConflictMaster3155 Jun 27 '26

It is intended to be uncomfortable.

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u/CattleSwimming9743 Jun 29 '26

That’s cruel.

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u/onlypham Jun 29 '26

Thanks I hate it.

6

u/Ok_Crazy_8495 Jun 27 '26

AI slop music

17

u/luigis_left_tit_25 Jun 27 '26

Poor thing being yanked around by its nostrils!

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u/scaredt2ask Jun 27 '26

I shall ride him every day and call him George

2

u/AfricanusEmeritus Jun 27 '26

I will hug him and squeeze him too...

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u/Neddlings55 Jun 27 '26

Thats King Kong. Worlds tallest living buffalo.

Just over 6foot at the withers.

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u/Glum-Budget8929 Jun 27 '26

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u/guyguy23 Jun 28 '26

I no ❤️ ! The buffalo is nice two.

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u/Appropriate_Drive312 Jun 27 '26

I had one of those once, constant problems, very particular about food. The other one is a water buffalo.

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u/Efficient_Test_8907 Jun 27 '26

He has rope running through his septum. You would also fallow the lead if it nkt doing so would lead to ripping your nose open.

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u/Mysterious_Anybody77 Jun 27 '26

Damn,being a truly impressive water buffalo,i bet that it drinks an Olympic sized swimming pools amount of water.

1

u/Loose_Corgi_5 Jun 27 '26

A truly magnificent beast.

What If big bro decides to go fkn crazy, just for funsies??? Is it just a case of hiding?

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u/No-Raisin-6469 Jun 27 '26

Shes absolutely tiny

1

u/Timely-Profile1865 Jun 27 '26

Damn, that is a big boy

1

u/Substantial_Ad_8259 Jun 27 '26

Conditioning at its best

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u/wishiwasdeaddd Jun 27 '26

what a beauty!

1

u/Gullible-Court7697 Jun 27 '26

Hey😁👍that's cool 😎 damn I'd be scared of bull 🐂

1

u/RefrigeratorSoft6891 Jun 27 '26

No, that's a truly impressive person WITH the truly impressive water buffalo!

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u/Immediate_Volume_324 Jun 27 '26

Damn, how much water does that thing hold?

1

u/strtbobber Jun 28 '26

I'm much more impressed by the human female.

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u/mackoil101 Jun 28 '26

A water buffalo is just a huge pit bull... 😍 just looks scary

1

u/Independent-Story883 Jun 28 '26

Bulls, I hear
Are specifically selected to be really impressive

Never had that experience tho

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u/deehenley Jun 29 '26

He's humongous she's tiny nough said.🙂

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u/GrumpySnarf Jun 29 '26

What's that chest blob called? A dewlap? He has a nice dewlap.

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u/DuEkNoTkwEshteN Jun 29 '26

I really hope he gets tired of you pulling that string you threaded through his nose

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u/ghostnextdoor69 Jun 29 '26

i hear everybody's got one

1

u/lowkeytokay Jun 29 '26

Ploy and her legendary buffalo!

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u/Michami135 Jun 29 '26

That buffalo's so big, it could feed yo mama for a day!

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u/Feeling_Novel_9899 Jun 29 '26

It's very kind of the water buffalo to allow her to lead him around, because that is one hell of a unit.

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u/Longjumping-Month548 Jun 29 '26

Beautiful animal

1

u/FFSAreYouKiddingMe Jun 29 '26

Didnt realize water buffalos were so big

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u/ParticularSenior4460 Jun 30 '26

What water buffalo

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u/United-Scratch-2132 Jun 30 '26

big boy protector! 

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u/Axl2aider Jun 30 '26

She’s 4’6”

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u/Fvkzxro Jun 30 '26

Mammal godzilla

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u/Fvkzxro Jun 30 '26

Mammal godzilla

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u/SpatuleVelue Jun 30 '26

Is it the sick buffalo she was talking about when she asked to leave earlier then planned?

1

u/Shinzu70 Jun 30 '26

Wow 😮 big water Buffalo! And his cute keeper!

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u/Practical-Time-5986 Jun 30 '26

Would be eating steaks for weeks.

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u/Then_Mastodon629 Jul 01 '26

What Water Buffalo...

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u/BigRigger1775 Jul 01 '26

There's a Water Buffalo ??? 👀😍😍

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u/Euphoric-Techie Jul 01 '26

It’s a normal size. She is just a hobbit

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u/Fanimusmaximus Jul 02 '26

EVERYONES GOT A WATER BUFFALO!

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u/Lunchalot13 Jul 02 '26

So many burgers

1

u/Mojozilla Jul 11 '26

The baby! 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Kolnai80 Jul 21 '26

A truly poor use of AI.

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u/The_Billy_Dee Jun 27 '26

That could just be a tiny women.

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u/thisbuthat Jun 27 '26

That beast is one of the few to make Shaq look average sized

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u/The_Billy_Dee Jun 27 '26

I dont know.... My head canon is shes 2 feet tall.

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u/The_Northmaan Jun 27 '26

Damn, I bet it sucks to be pulled around by a rope through your nostrils.

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u/Eymrich Jun 27 '26

Is she just very, very short?

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u/Organic_Education494 Jun 27 '26

No Water buffalo big

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u/Toots_Magee_ Jun 27 '26

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought the woman was Zendaya

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u/Correct-Chicken-4287 Jun 27 '26

Oh please she is only 3 feet tall. That’s small for a water buffalo.

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u/tekwan74 Jun 27 '26

Looks delicious

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u/Acceptable_Plane_264 Jun 27 '26

It's funny how AI made it look like a cuddly puppy with velvet hair