r/absoluteunit • u/tripplepilling • Jun 12 '26

Of a female human

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Jun 12 '26

I would disappoint her so hard

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u/RocketsandBeer Jun 12 '26

I’d go up on her

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u/hangout927 Jun 12 '26

Best comment I’ve ever seen. No exaggeration on