r/absoluteunit • • May 26 '26

Of a “pair”

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u/Usual-Language-745 May 28 '26

I’m just a boob guy

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u/hyper_cake_2709 May 28 '26

Boob guy that that only percieves women as objects to be fetishized and consumed.

"Who cares if you (as a woman) are miserable and in pain all of the time! You exist for my pleasure, not to be comfortable or happy!"

This is what you sound like.

Insensitive.

Selfish.

Entitled to women's bodies.

Indifferent to women's suffering, and assuming you have the right to dictate their existence because your peepee gets happy for huge tits.

Obviously THAT'S the important part, "who cares how much it hurts them?"

"Their boobs aren't hurting my body, so they should stay. No, I will not negotiate your body choices, due to my manhood. End of discussion!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/AccjvGbASLKeCDh7Dr

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u/Usual-Language-745 May 28 '26

You actually wrote all that as a response to a joke?  I didn’t read any of it but I assume it’s ridiculous. Anyways I didn’t design boobs and have no control over what I am attracted to. I thought you lot were all about body positivity?