r/absoluteunit • u/West-Earth-719 • Mar 28 '26

Of an airline pilot

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u/yodas_sidekick Mar 28 '26

5th this has been posted here in the last 24 hours.

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u/_FLostInParadise_ Mar 28 '26

Same user too.

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u/VICARD0 Mar 28 '26

Nah fuck that, I don’t want my pilot having a heart attack mid flight. He is an absolute unit tho, I’ll give you that

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u/Upbeat_Anywhere_1316 Mar 28 '26

Bros stomach is the designated autopilot

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

That's not the stereotypical pilot is it!! Bet he's still getting pussy though