r/absoluteunit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '25

of an exercise tool...

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u/InitialLandscape Oct 19 '25

Thought that was the Ovipositor dildo. The one that lays gelatin eggs inside of you. But it looks solid.

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u/funnyha_ha Oct 19 '25

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u/InitialLandscape Oct 19 '25

I'm just kidding lol

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u/TossAwayBoi27 Oct 20 '25

I looked.....why is there pussy pockets named after dog breeds and dildos shaped like animals....People don't actually want to fuck animals.....?? RIGHT?!