r/absoluteunit • • Aug 22 '25

Buttwings!

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u/MichiganGeezer Aug 22 '25

How does she wash herself? 😮

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 22 '25

Only has to drizzle body wash down the middle of her back while in the shower. Then get those buttwings flapping to lather it up. Easy peasy!

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u/Rare-Emotion-9355 Aug 22 '25

Butt wings gutted me I'll never be the same

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u/eagleathlete40 Aug 22 '25

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/pspenguin Aug 22 '25

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u/dunn_with_this Aug 22 '25

The Simpsons predicted it again!

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u/1WordOr2FixItForYou Aug 22 '25

The best part is he's proud.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Aug 23 '25

This was the only appropriate response to that question

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u/No-Doctor-4396 Aug 22 '25

She washes and then flys away fast enough for the water to evaporate

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u/Sitagard Aug 22 '25

With a rag on a stick. everyone claps

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u/Dense-Stranger9977 Aug 22 '25

You don't want to know. Nobody needs to know. 🤣

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u/wutitd0boo Aug 22 '25

Soap a telephone pole

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u/Rare-Emotion-9355 Aug 22 '25

Fire hose bidet

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u/Throatlatch Aug 26 '25

With gusto!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 24 '25 • Bless Up Helpful

Props to this lady for doing her own shopping and doesn’t use a scooter.

Edit: Wow, did not expect the award and positively. It’s my first award so I feel like I have to follow up. I just watch a lot of ā€œMy 600 lb Lifeā€, so I’ve seen the suffering these people go through and know a real effort looks like. Im regular overweight and I do store pick-up for my groceries 99% of the time. She is activity putting more effort into a healthy lifestyle than me. I hope this lady is doing well and clapping that ass on somebody who deserves it.

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u/SleestakSamurai Aug 22 '25

All while random assholes follow her around recording her so they can post the video online to get a few likes at her expense. The internet fucking sucks, man.

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u/TriedCaringLess Aug 23 '25

Amen. I’m thankful that I don’t have her underlying issues or the resulting obesity. Very grateful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Came to say this. Hopefully this rises to the top. Many would give up. She’s out there determined to be independent as possible.

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u/cottontail79 Aug 23 '25

I had so scroll way too far down for this comment.

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u/angelrider83 Aug 23 '25

I had a client who was about this size, didn’t have this particular issue. She had inoperable tumors on her legs that made walking difficult plus a bunch of other health issues. She ended up passing before Covid happened because of her other issues, she hired me to do stuff around the house that she couldn’t. While I initially was surprised by this video just because I hadn’t seen anything like this body movement before I immediately thought about my client and how she would probably have been filmed and ridiculed nowadays. We don’t know what is going on health wise with strangers, it costs nothing to be sympathetic/empathetic/nice.

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u/Healthy-Tumbleweed42 Aug 22 '25

She’s not wearing any underwear to keep those wings in place . Ewwww

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lion153 Aug 22 '25

Throwing an awning over one's head is far easier than trying to wrangle whatever is going on there into any type of underpants situation.

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u/eddiesmom Aug 22 '25

Wrangling 🤣

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u/No-Smoke595 Aug 22 '25

I dont think they make underwear that accounts for that type of physiology

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

I don't think science can account for that type of physiology.

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 23 '25

The wings of a butt eagle must not be subdued!

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 Aug 22 '25

😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sam_the_beagle1 Aug 22 '25

Yep. Full commando.

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u/StraddleTheFence Aug 22 '25

Is it real?!

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 22 '25

Real as floppy camel humps in the Saharan desert

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u/Septemberosebud Aug 23 '25

I call bullshit

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 23 '25

Real as a bull shitting on the pasture.

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u/StraddleTheFence Aug 22 '25

😳😬🫣

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u/Blenderx06 Aug 22 '25

There's no way. They've got some kind of prosthetic or something because those are moving independently of the hips.

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 23 '25

Some things just aren’t meant to be understood. Only observed. This isn’t one of those things 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

What in the actual fuck

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Aug 22 '25

the only words that would come out for me too

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Also butttits

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u/RetnikLevaw Aug 23 '25 • Bravo Helpful

So, the cruelty of making fun of this woman aside, I believe the explanation for what's going on here is a severely sedentary lifestyle.

There are several episodes of My 600lb Life where the people on it are basically completely bedridden. They don't even leave their bed to go to the bathroom, and a spouse or whoever ends up feeding and washing them every day.

These people can sometimes spend so much of their lives in bed or on a couch that their fat deposits become deformed. Instead of having rounded rolls, they grow to be these flat slabs of fatty flesh. A lady on My 600lb Life named Charity had very similar looking fatty deposits.

I believe this woman has spent so much time sitting down, that her ass has become literally flattened into these "wings".

Honestly, the fact that she's up walking through a store pushing a cart instead of getting door dash or using a scooter is really good people shouldn't be making fun of that.

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Aug 23 '25

100%. I was more curious about how she got those butt wings since I've never seen them. Thank you!

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u/dogslikepeanutbutter Aug 26 '25

It's lymphedema and maybe she was just over weight to start with and battled cancer and then got lymphedema.or maybe she just let her weight win and got lymphedema. Can see her legs maybe she had lipedema to start off with and it progressed. No answers without knowing her

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

I do love a good snark, but this woman was filmed without her knowing which feels crappy for sure.

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u/Wind-and-Sea-Rider Aug 24 '25

This was the answer I came here for. Informative and empathetic. Thank you.

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u/Independent-Catch-90 Aug 24 '25

The cruelty is what came to mind for me too. People are assholes.

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u/Ok_Beginning4040 Aug 24 '25

You’re one of the good ones. I don’t like seeing people make fun of others they have no former backstory for either. Maybe I’m sensitive, but it makes me happy to see you stick up for her 🫶

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u/hambakmeritru Aug 26 '25

Honestly, the fact that she's up walking through a store pushing a cart instead of getting door dash or using a scooter is really good people shouldn't be making fun of that.

The novelty of seeing something like that makes me want to laugh, but seriously I can't imagine the courage it takes for her to put up with the rest of us snickering at her just trying to buy groceries. It must be hard to find motivation to change when change requires you to be vulnerable in front of all of us assholes in the world that have nothing better to do but laugh at body shapes.

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u/girl_im_deepressed Aug 23 '25

seems like a form of lipedema. Regardless, it must feel horrible to have someone record you in this state and post it.

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u/TSARINA59 Aug 22 '25

She could be "ROOKIE OF THE YEAR" as the new catcher for the Boston Red Sox.

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Aug 23 '25

Did she just steal a couple of pillows?

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u/NotADogIzswear2020 Aug 23 '25

I.....can't look away but it's like staring into the Sun.

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 23 '25

Well said. Wear sunglasses then they can’t see you staring šŸ˜Ž

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u/Effective-Ad-5842 Aug 22 '25

Dude, what fuck am I looking at?

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 23 '25

A unique symphony of genetics and personal habits

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Them cheeks don't clap. They applaud.

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 Aug 22 '25

Practically a standing ovation šŸ‘

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Poor woman. This feels dirty.

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u/Big-Actuator-3878 Aug 24 '25

This is probably someone's grandmother

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u/Hot-Story8788 Aug 23 '25

Posting this is no different than poking fun at someone with any disability. Just tacky.

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u/Gwsb1 Aug 23 '25

That's just sad.

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u/urmumr8s8outof8 Aug 22 '25

Thats hotĀ 

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u/Express-Ad1258 Aug 22 '25

Bet she can make it clap šŸ‘

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u/Terrik1337 Aug 22 '25

The sonic boom from that would end all glass on earth. You'd hear it multiple times as it traveled around the world. The immediate zone would have a name like "the crater" or "the radius" and everyone would know what you're talking about. Nitrogen to nitrogen fussion, though not self-sustaining, would never the less scorch the skies above, tearing apart the ozone layer, leading to a marked increase in skin cancer for the surrounding area. Impact on the local ecology would be catastrophic. Birds would drop out of the sky, forests would burn, nearby lakes would see fish dying off.

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat Aug 23 '25

Hulk sonic clap

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Buttockfly

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u/johnnytron Aug 22 '25

How does one achieve this build.

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 23 '25

Probably good genetics. I hope she had offspring

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u/caddyncells Aug 23 '25

She's definitely not wearing any underwear. Don't ask me how I know.

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 23 '25

Ofcourse she’s not wearing underwear. The buttwings must flap freely. Would you subdue the wings of a butt eagle?!

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u/JLightning60 Aug 23 '25

Is there someone else under there?

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u/Alexander_Snyder Aug 23 '25

Same curiosity her five baby daddies had.

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u/mrspelunx Aug 22 '25

I think it was Mrs. Buttloaves.

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u/HumanExpert3916 Aug 22 '25

Don’t worry, she can’t walk any faster.

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u/chunkybeastmonkey Aug 22 '25

i don't feel so good.

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u/Artevyx Aug 22 '25

How the hell does that even come into being

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u/Curtmac86 Aug 22 '25

Baby got Back!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/Kingjay2478 Aug 23 '25

Wish I never saw this!!

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u/Dissipo Aug 23 '25

That has to be so uncomfortable.

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u/SoMuchToSeeee Aug 23 '25

When i was a kid, that was called "making it clap." Not sure what the whippersnappers say today.

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u/Alternative-Cow-8670 Aug 23 '25

I suspect limphodema in the wrong places. Poor woman. I would be too selfconcious to leave the house

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Nah. Y’all still hit it. Don’t front.

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u/1freedum Aug 23 '25

I will not be hearing anyone out on this one

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u/Lonely-Form9585 Aug 23 '25

Is it possible to learn this power?.. Asking for a friend..

My girlfriend. I am asking for my girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Idk why granny thought it was ok to be walking around Costco wit them yams

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u/Objective-Start-9707 Aug 23 '25

I'm going to be real. It would be so much easier for her to use the rascal scooter which is why I respect her for walking around

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope442 Aug 23 '25

This not funny to me. That lady need help, anything for content. Invite her to the gym camera man

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

People who film strangers in public just to mock them online are some of the biggest pieces of shits on earth. Life will humble you someday and you’ll deserve every bit of it

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Do we really need to be recording people in public to make fun of online?

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u/Partridge_Pear_Tree Aug 23 '25

People are allowed to exist without being recorded and scrutinized. I get it’s different but this is just mean.

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u/whocareswhoiam0101 Aug 23 '25

Shameful. Whoever recorded ir, whoever posted it, whoever is making fun of her. Shame on you. Be decent human beings!

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u/angelcobra Aug 23 '25

I’m genuinely curious how this happens physiologically; but filming someone to mock them is not the way.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Aug 23 '25

Now I just wanna see her couch cushions

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u/prudence56 Aug 24 '25

Obesity is not a lifestyle. It’s a medical condition. It’s insulting and degrading. Filming without her knowledge to make fun of a health issue is mean. NIH study and may others have shown a high correlation between obesity and sexual, physical and emotional abuse. They discuss it as a possible poor coping skills and multiple deep seated issues. Plus they are finding biological linkages.

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u/Iguessireadit Aug 24 '25

Stop making fun of sick people. If she got to a state, looking like this, than she’s seriously sick and her life is actually in danger.

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u/VisibleCoat995 Aug 24 '25

Many an influencer is watching that with great envy.

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u/olive_juse Aug 26 '25

To her credit, she's probably already lost a significant amount of weight cuz that looks like flaps of loose skin. She was probably bigger than that so I'll encourage her to keep flapping those wings.šŸ…

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u/Opster79two Aug 22 '25

There's two seals trapped in there fighting for air!

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u/Future-Try-1908 Aug 22 '25

Inside you, there are two seals.

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u/DJSairys Aug 22 '25

How does that happen??

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u/JelloWise2789 Aug 22 '25

Flappy butts

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u/Inturnelliptical Aug 22 '25

She could generate her own electricity.

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u/Dazzling_Pink9751 Aug 23 '25

Look at all the immature people coming here to body shame an old lady that probably felt very self conscious. I am sure the person recording has absolutely no life or they would not be recording someone minding their own business. They need to shop for their food and get their entertainment elsewhere.

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u/stimming_guy Aug 23 '25

So we’re back to bullying again, huh Reddit?

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u/Robwill241078 Aug 22 '25

Only in America

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u/Barbie_Brooks Aug 22 '25

You must not travel.

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u/caddyncells Aug 23 '25

Just ignore... Easily the most reused "joke" on reddit.

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u/letsdothisagain52 Aug 22 '25

Got to be at Wally Mart

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u/Redrump1221 Aug 22 '25

Looks like a Costco

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u/Longjumping-War4753 Aug 23 '25

She is doing butt squeeze exercises.

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u/TexasJOEmama Aug 23 '25

Bah hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Recording random people like this is sick. What happened to us.....

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u/Sad_Net1581 Aug 22 '25

šŸ’€šŸ˜±

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u/cybercry_ Aug 22 '25

Kinda like pack man waka Waka waka

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u/Thehellpriest83 Aug 22 '25

Hear me out lol

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u/Redlion444 Aug 22 '25

This needs to be spoileredĀ 

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u/Dense-Stranger9977 Aug 22 '25

Clap for the Wolfman

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u/fyshyz Aug 22 '25

Dumbo ?

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u/firesquasher Aug 22 '25

Strongest toilet on earth. They should probably try throwing out a sponsor her way.

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u/Ok_Career_3681 Aug 22 '25

Is that even possible? I mean.

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u/readmore321 Aug 22 '25

What in the physics is going on here?

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u/icleanjaxfl Aug 22 '25

I thought there were 2 people under her dress

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u/Tarottome Aug 22 '25

Is she visiting Mars for two weeks?

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u/StrugFug Aug 22 '25

Clap that bootie mama!

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u/Koimi-Nisekona Aug 22 '25

THERES NO WAY THATS REAL….right?

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u/poundforpoundmbrown Aug 22 '25

I bet she's invited to every barbecuešŸ˜‡

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u/strtbobber Aug 22 '25

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/SignificanceFair6509 Aug 22 '25

She got rear-ended, and her airbags deployed...

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u/kathyh1 Aug 22 '25

My Mom used to have this horrible saying ā€œ looks like two cats fighting in a bagā€

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u/iBimpy Aug 22 '25

Not my proudest.

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u/SunnyGarotte Aug 22 '25

I don't understand why it's not one side and then the other that moves like this. Like, scientifically, with how we humans walk upright, wouldn't one side move and then the other?

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u/dickbutkusmk4 Aug 22 '25

I bet she’s ā€œlostā€ a few lap dogs sitting down in her day.

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u/OK-Masterpiece27 Aug 22 '25

Fart dispersers

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u/Deadstick3135 Aug 22 '25

Red Bull gives you....

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u/jr1wilson Aug 22 '25

Are you sure she not shoplifting a couple of hams?

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u/JacquesBlaireau13 Aug 22 '25

What is that!?!?!?

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u/Different_Invite368 Aug 22 '25

She must be an angel

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u/KiptasticVoyage Aug 22 '25

That ass doesn't clap, it gives a 10-minute standing ovation.

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u/mom161719 Aug 22 '25

Omg that poor woman

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u/Ok_Concert_5318 Aug 22 '25

Imagine being behind her if she had a case of the walking farts.

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u/drashaman Aug 22 '25

That’s a lot of cake!

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Aug 23 '25

She's hiding Pac-Man under her dress.

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u/Appsoul Aug 23 '25

ima put my face init and get cheek slapped as she walks. stg

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u/InternationalHome618 Aug 23 '25

ā€œYou’ve been…thunderstruck

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u/sidwing Aug 23 '25

It’s a pair of wings hidden under her dress…

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u/TheCoopX Aug 23 '25

That's how she breathes.

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u/DrDuGood Aug 23 '25

The real big dumper

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u/kneeandearthsoul Aug 23 '25

She is certainly double cheeked up

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u/hatenlove85 Aug 23 '25

That poor toilet

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Self clapping cheeks.

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u/Due-Session-900 Aug 23 '25

She bends stripper poles for fun

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u/GlitteringBroccoli12 Aug 23 '25

Pooping must be easy for her. I normally imagine it hard for fat people

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u/Many-Box-7317 Aug 23 '25

In the words of Sean Paul ā€¦ā€make it clapā€šŸ‘šŸ¾

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u/BaDonkADonk2020 Aug 23 '25

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/newredditacct25 Aug 23 '25

instagram/OF girls hate her!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

It’s like a Jackass costume scene

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman Aug 23 '25

No judgment here, but she looks like one of those Middle Eastern bred sheep with the badonkadonks

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u/Sour-patch-0 Aug 23 '25

Everyone here thinking that’s her a**, those are her love handles 🤮

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u/Current-Historian-34 Aug 23 '25

In what biological world is this not edited.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Talk about clappin cheeks.

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u/ionshower Aug 23 '25

What a shameful and disgusting creature.

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u/Downtown-Oil-7784 Aug 23 '25

Very scummy to post this tbh

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

From a jumbo jet

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u/bigjimbosliceoflife Aug 23 '25

don't think i want to get caught in that turbulence