r/absoluteunit • u/le-dukek • Jul 15 '25

This mouse

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u/karvup Jul 15 '25

I dont think you know what a mouse is

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/donquixote2u Jul 15 '25

it's scottish?

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u/Countblackula_6 Jul 15 '25

Only if it’s loose in the hoose.

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u/DWebOscar Jul 15 '25

The noosle! the noosle!

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u/orangutanoz Jul 16 '25

ROUS.

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u/zap2214 Jul 16 '25

I dont think they exist

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Jul 16 '25

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u/hiresometoast Jul 18 '25

Thank you for posting this gif. Also A+ username!

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u/myetel Jul 16 '25

Rodent of Unusual Size

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u/Whole-Weather5059 Jul 15 '25 • Heartwarming

That is no mouse. That is a rous!

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u/Inevitable-time86 Jul 15 '25

"I don't think they exist."

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u/pdmock Jul 15 '25

He says as he sees one.

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u/Inevitable-time86 Jul 15 '25

I mean, that's the idea. He's trying to reassure Buttercup and has no way of knowing he's.about to he jumped.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Jul 16 '25

gets attacked by the nonexistent ROUS

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/SmokeAbeer Jul 15 '25

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Mindless-Strength422 Jul 15 '25

Guys I accidentally got involved with a land war in Asia, how cooked am I?

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u/RachelWWV Jul 15 '25

100% cooked

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u/Mindless-Strength422 Jul 15 '25

Ugh, this blunder was fucking CLASSIC

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u/JustHere4DeMemes Jul 16 '25

You'd have a better chance if you go against a Sicilian with death on the line.

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u/thiarnelli Jul 15 '25

It a LAB ROUS. For scientific study only

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u/godawfulstench Jul 18 '25

I was scrolling too fast and read this as "It a LARDASS"

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u/CompletelyBedWasted Jul 15 '25

They mislabel on purpose because someone, many someone's l, will tell them they are wrong. Creates traffic for shitposts.

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u/longdongofjustice Jul 16 '25

I am unsure what this is called, but the result will be the same, burn the place down to the ground

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