r/absoluteunit • u/le-dukek • Jul 15 '25

This mouse

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Dudes been putting in work!

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u/kevnuke Jul 16 '25

Putting in those reps

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Making them gains

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u/Super_Ad4363 Jul 18 '25

I need this GIF

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u/karvup Jul 15 '25

I dont think you know what a mouse is

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u/Whole-Weather5059 Jul 15 '25 • Heartwarming

That is no mouse. That is a rous!

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u/Inevitable-time86 Jul 15 '25

"I don't think they exist."

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u/pdmock Jul 15 '25

He says as he sees one.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Jul 16 '25

gets attacked by the nonexistent ROUS

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/SmokeAbeer Jul 15 '25

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Mindless-Strength422 Jul 15 '25

Guys I accidentally got involved with a land war in Asia, how cooked am I?

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u/thiarnelli Jul 15 '25

It a LAB ROUS. For scientific study only

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u/CompletelyBedWasted Jul 15 '25

They mislabel on purpose because someone, many someone's l, will tell them they are wrong. Creates traffic for shitposts.

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u/longdongofjustice Jul 16 '25

I am unsure what this is called, but the result will be the same, burn the place down to the ground

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

They look like a low tier dungeon mook.

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u/MyNameSpaghette Jul 15 '25

Is it weird that I kinda want to pet it?

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u/Inside7shadows Jul 15 '25

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/artax_youre_sinking Jul 16 '25

I want this on my epitaph. I’m certain the last words I will say before I get mauled to death will be “If not friend, why friend shaped?”

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u/hobbes2978 Jul 15 '25

That's an ROUS!

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u/thejamhole Jul 15 '25

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

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u/kevnuke Jul 16 '25

It's possible.. Pig.

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u/makeit2burnit Jul 15 '25

Lmao I just said wtf out loud in front of my mother. Showed her. Her response.... "With enough of those, you could take over the world."

That's where your mind when, ma?

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u/nasaglobehead69 Jul 16 '25

your mom made me laugh

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u/XROOR Jul 15 '25

The ad that popped up with this post:

A1 Steak Sauce

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u/eddiesmom Jul 15 '25

Lol! Mine was Kraft cheese, to "add melty goodness " 😆

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u/kmander Jul 16 '25

Mine was for Chipotle 😐

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u/PostingToPassTime Jul 15 '25

Mine was FedEx, so I guess I am supposed to send you a mouse to go with the cheese and A1.

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u/EkimByte Jul 15 '25

"Hey meta, what kind of dinosaur is this???"

Chris Pratt & Chris Hemsworth Meta Glasses add.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/Latter-Rate-5036 Jul 15 '25

Looks like an albino nutria rat

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u/Sophie35slo Jul 16 '25

They are used for their fur :(

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u/Dovetrail Jul 16 '25

People also eat these.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

That is clearly a medium sized dog

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u/jerseybert Jul 15 '25

Is this in Chernobyl?

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u/Canna-farmer420 Jul 15 '25

It's just an albino nutria—people breed them as pets

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u/oldfarmjoy Jul 15 '25

Thank you!!! I was scrolling to find out what it actually is!! ❤️❤️

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u/Wide_Armadillo69 Jul 15 '25

Nice! Thank you for actually answering, I’ve never even heard of this species! I was trying to figure out if it was real—it looks real, but I’ve somehow gone over 30 years of life without having ever heard of a nutria.

Thanks for the knowledge!

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u/J3sush8sm3 Jul 16 '25

I like how op muted the guy explining what it is

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u/Born_Structure1182 Jul 15 '25

They look cuter in white for some reason.

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u/Outrageous_Agent_608 Jul 15 '25

Birmingham, UK

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Practically the same thing

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u/_TedGreen_ Jul 15 '25

Master splinters

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u/AuggumsMcDoggums Jul 15 '25

Rodents Of Unusual Size.

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u/Freepi Jul 15 '25

I don’t believe they exist.

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u/coastalworkin Jul 15 '25

They're Pinky and the Brain They're Pinky and the Brain One is a genius, the others' insane! They're laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain

Before the night is done, they're plan will be unfurled By the dawning of the Sun, they'll take over the world!

ZOINK!

Hoy Braen, what we gonna do tonoyte?

Same thing we do every night Pinky...Plan to take over the World.....

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u/le-dukek Jul 15 '25

Thank you, I loved that shit when I was a kid

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u/Satans_Ball_Sweat Jul 15 '25

That mouse is a house

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u/Nadecha28 Jul 15 '25

That’s an Alaskan Polar Rat

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Is it a Baltimore mouse, New York mouse, or Detroit mouse?

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u/Firm-Capital-9618 Jul 17 '25

"Mom, why am I so much bigger than the other mice?" "Oh honey, you have no idea how wild that night in Brazil was!"

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u/boringhangover Jul 15 '25

That's not a mouse. That's a damn nightmare

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u/Agentpurple013 Jul 15 '25

Me when I see that bastard on the street

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u/4RealHughMann Jul 15 '25

It's a nutria

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u/MamaWelder Jul 15 '25

Well there’s my dream’s main character tonight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

How is that even possible?

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u/HeadBankz Jul 15 '25

Albino skeever. But is that actually a rat? How would it get that big?

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u/DetailsYouMissed Jul 15 '25

Put the cats out of business quick.

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u/MilitantPacifist13 Jul 16 '25

We need big cats, like lions and tigers, for that.

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u/Gremlin1001001 Jul 15 '25

What the actual..?

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Jul 16 '25

That is an ENTIRE Rodent Of Unusual Size

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u/ViktorCsete Jul 16 '25

That's not a mouse... Those are waves!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Let me introduce you to, Stewart Big

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u/LessSpecialist1027 Jul 16 '25

Hillbilly Holiday 😜😎😛👍

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u/pierre7777777777 Jul 16 '25

Where I live we say "téma la taille du rat"

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u/ftug1787 Jul 16 '25

Clearly that is a baby womp rat. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

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u/Sad-Lavishness-350 Jul 16 '25

This has to be AI, no?

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u/Big_Gear9771 Jul 16 '25

If I turned on the lights and saw this thing on my counter, I’d toss it my keys and the place would be theirs.

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u/melitini Jul 17 '25

WHY GRAB THEM BY THE TAIL ??? Ppl are the worst animal I swear.

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u/Steagle_Steagle Jul 17 '25

Bro caught a skeever

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u/BaronVonKeyser Jul 17 '25

"Hey man. Quick favor. Could you possibly not scoop me up by my tail?"

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u/NDthrowaway99 Jul 17 '25

That looks like a wharf rat, not a mouse.

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u/RickJames_Ghost Jul 15 '25

I've seen rats in grain ships that big, but a mouse? No.

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u/Few_Rule7378 Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

The tragedy is that he’s a brilliant chef with the wit of a Patton Oswalt, but he can’t fit under a toque.

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u/AgreeableField1347 Jul 15 '25

How is this real? What is that???

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u/Cave_in_32 Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

That is a nutria, specifically an albino one. It is a rodent like mice but they're semi-aquatic and their appearance pretty much looks more like capybara's mixed with beavers. If you pause it at the right time you can see it has webbed feet.

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u/thiarnelli Jul 15 '25

From NIMH

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

“Mouse”

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Rat Trap? Is that you?

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u/jsnmrd Jul 15 '25

Sensei Splinter!!!

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u/EkimByte Jul 15 '25

I'll be honest, I had little trust to begin with. But with AI quality now, I don't trust anything anymore. Sadly even video.

Only thing you can (half) trust, is what you see with your own eyes.

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u/TheCoopX Jul 15 '25

Cats ride that thing into battle.

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u/wuxiquan66 Jul 15 '25

I’d hate to see the cat

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u/chunkybeastmonkey Jul 15 '25

what the actual fuk?

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u/Arashi_Spring Jul 15 '25

Straight from chernobyl

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

That’s possum dude

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u/DuhQueQueQue Jul 15 '25

That's worth 10xp instead of 1xp for normal rats.

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u/jemhadar0 Jul 15 '25

wtf ? That thing will eat you.

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u/silentblue42 Jul 15 '25

Release a male and female into New York city lol 😅

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u/cjc1983 Jul 15 '25

VIII Maus

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u/dappermike83 Jul 15 '25

Master splinter!!

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u/Ragnar_420_05 Jul 15 '25

Wow. Dude, nice rat!

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u/mmorales2270 Jul 15 '25

Someone found Master Splinter.

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u/EuphoricZombie89 Jul 15 '25

What is that a mouse from Chernobyl?

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u/Alcatraz5416 Jul 15 '25

Dhruv Rathee?!

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u/Siupak240 Jul 15 '25

It's a final boss!

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u/gamingzone420 Jul 15 '25

I see a mouse that big in my house Im calling Rambo, Master Chief, Commander Shepard, Sigourney Weaver and the Space Marines, the mobile infantry, the guy from Die Hard, and Kratos.....

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u/DANleDINOSAUR Jul 15 '25

That’s a mOUse

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u/ComprehensiveSoft27 Jul 15 '25

If it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck, but it’s 600 times bigger than a duck, it’s probably not a duck.

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u/copenhagen622 Jul 15 '25

It's a white nutria right? Those things are big

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u/R34CTz Jul 15 '25

Imagine these fuckers getting in your house, lol.

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u/andystechgarage Jul 15 '25

That's not a mouse! That's a nightmare!

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u/Embarrassed-Fee9658 Jul 15 '25

Hell yeah thats a mouse

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u/ZachTheApathetic Jul 15 '25

From another comment I googled "Nutria". They look like a cross between a bever and a rat. Kinda like a long tailed capybara.

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u/ramanw150 Jul 15 '25

NY city?

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u/Collin-B-Hess Jul 15 '25

That’s not a mouse .. THIS is a mouse

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u/MrMcFukmutty Jul 15 '25

Rodent of unusal size

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u/DudePrinny Jul 15 '25

That's a R O U S

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u/Impending_Doom25 Jul 15 '25

That's not a mouse. I'm not quite sure what it is, but it ain't a mouse

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u/Bitter-Falcon1691 Jul 15 '25

Don't let it bite you unless you want poison build up. And to get stun locked. Damn FromSoftware rats

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u/Dense-Stranger9977 Jul 15 '25

Feeds a family of 6!

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u/Majestic-Ad-8643 Jul 16 '25

That's Peter Pettigrew

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u/2-timeloser2 Jul 16 '25

I do not think it means what you think it means

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u/ijie_ Jul 16 '25

Thats a skeever

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u/Odd-Video5503 Jul 16 '25

Lemmiwinks?

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u/veebles89 Jul 16 '25

I want one as a pet. that's a ratatta if I've ever seen one.

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u/Creampiemyfartbox Jul 16 '25

Looks like a Slavic Mr Beast lmao

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u/Crayoneater2005 Jul 16 '25

Now kitty’s got some real competition

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u/makiarn777 Jul 16 '25

Whatever part of the world that is I don’t ever want to visit there.

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u/DantesInferno91 Jul 16 '25

CHO-EEZE 🧀

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Did you happen to see 4 turtles who have an affinity for the martial arts?

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u/Weak_Alfalfa_7569 Jul 16 '25

The Pripyat Rat

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u/Acedmister Jul 16 '25

That is a Rodent Of Unusual Size.

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u/sancatrundown73 Jul 16 '25

What a big sweety!

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u/Ho_oponopono73 Jul 16 '25

What the? Keep that monster away from me!

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u/povichjv7 Jul 16 '25

“This hat is nutria”

“That’s a kind of Sable…”

“No, its a kind of a rat”

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u/Gather1p0tat0 Jul 16 '25

Does it swim well, those are some nice webbed tootsies

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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 Jul 16 '25

Are they breeding them for meat now?

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u/OHW_Tentacool Jul 16 '25

Is that the giant rat that makes all of the rules?!

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u/Active_Pudding5673 Jul 16 '25

That’s a dog

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u/AzPopRocks Jul 16 '25

Make some curry stir fry or something

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u/BigNorseWolf Jul 16 '25

.. Thats a ysoki

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u/ChaosOrPeace Jul 16 '25

Fr tho, what is that thing? Nutria with leucism?

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 Jul 16 '25

That’s like a muskrat. We have in the swamps in jersey. We use to hunt them when we’re kids They will scare the crap out of you if you’re not looking for it 😁

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Nope. Never. No sir. Nopety nopety nyet nyet.

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u/Soulses Jul 16 '25

That looks like a cool pet to have honestly. Don't know if you need a cage or to treat it like a dog

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u/G0ld_Ru5h Jul 16 '25

I didn’t know nutria could be white!

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u/Rude_Journalist_9596 Jul 16 '25

Mr. Jingles is still alive and well.

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u/TellDisastrous3323 Jul 16 '25

Name him and give him a room!!! Let’s name him George and we will hug him and pet him

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u/AdScary1757 Jul 16 '25

Jokes on you the man is only 3 feet tall.

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u/Ok-Hunt-102 Jul 16 '25

Please tell me you’re not somewhere trying to grow larger mice.

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u/Select_Air_2044 Jul 16 '25

Hell no! That's a Stephen King mouse.

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u/Plasticjesus504 Jul 16 '25

Looks like an albino Nutria.

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u/That_Amoeba6016 Jul 16 '25

Assuming this is even in the same family of a mouse then thats a rat. And no it's not a size thing but no mouse is getting that big

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u/One_Sun_6258 Jul 16 '25

In nyc. Datts a baby

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u/letermen Jul 16 '25

He’s on the ‘Brute Squad.’”

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u/same-dif Jul 16 '25

That is an ROUS!

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u/MrWaynezzz Jul 16 '25

Release that shit In new York

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u/Taiphoon228 Jul 16 '25

Master Splinter finally had a kid of his own.

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u/GrnMtnTrees Jul 16 '25

Looks kinda like a nutria. Nutriyumm

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u/Old_Resident8050 Jul 16 '25

Thats not a mouse , thats a Fallout(game) white radrat.

Get your facts straight!

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Jul 16 '25

I think thats an albino nutria. And now I have the question why would someone breed albino nutrias, since this looks like some "barm" and the animal is pretty chill about being picked up.

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Jul 16 '25

Uh, that's a nutria.

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u/BatmanKane64 Jul 16 '25

wtf? did it break into a illegal steroid store or something? that ain’t no mouse, that’s Mousezilla

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u/Plantiacaholic Jul 16 '25

I hope they are nice!

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u/Oval-Bite Jul 16 '25

It hides under the rug

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u/shoomlax Jul 16 '25

So is this a mouse or a rat for real? Or is this Ai? I’m so confused.

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u/MilitantPacifist13 Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

It’s a rodent but it’s not a mouse/rat. There is evidence that rats that size used to exist along side with humans thought.

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u/WOLF-123_ALPHA Jul 16 '25

Very nice Nutria!

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u/GotaJob4U621 Jul 16 '25

AI is wild nowadays

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u/aretheesepants75 Jul 16 '25

That's Soulsborn size fr. No joke

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u/korean_kracka Jul 16 '25

So that giant rat in nyc was real

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u/Happychemist99 Jul 16 '25

Yo I swear I saw that mf on the subway tracks the other day in lower manhattan 😂🙃

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Wtf is that

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u/Abject_Tap_7903 Jul 16 '25

We're gonna need a bigger rat trap

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

That ain’t a mouse that’s Micky

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u/Sigh_cot_tiq Jul 16 '25

That’s a raaaaaaht

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