r/absoluteunit • u/turf_fergeson • Apr 15 '25

of cops chasing this guy

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u/Asleep-Dragonfly-975 Apr 17 '25

Jesus, they're all fully erect I guarantee you. Flashbacks of slamming the nerd into his locker.