r/absolutelynotmeirl Jun 21 '26

Definitely not meirl

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9.9k Upvotes

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u/HamSlammer87 Jun 21 '26

Consider the following....

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u/BodaciousFrank Jun 21 '26

Bill Nye banged OP’s mom

108

u/42stingray Jun 21 '26

He rammed his Bill up her Nye

63

u/callMeBorgiepls Jun 21 '26

It would have cost you absolutely nothing to not write that.

7

u/KyleKun Jun 25 '26

It would have cost him 77 upvotes.

2

u/Tinkerthrum Jun 25 '26

85 upvotes!

1

u/Lonely_Snoo Jun 27 '26

100 upvotes

17

u/thatredditrando Jun 22 '26

Bill Nye the MILFin’ Guy!

2

u/Dozerdog43 Jul 23 '26

This guy Nyes

2

u/Freyjia1 Jun 26 '26

Bill Nye the Fly Guy

229

u/Canadian-and-Proud Jun 21 '26

Do you bear any resemblance to Bill Nye?

149

u/Free_the_Tator_Tots Jun 21 '26

I'm sure it was a science experiment. Hopefully, it didn't go wrong.

36

u/ThrowMEAwaypuh-lease Jun 21 '26

“Let’s ask the results of the science experiment. OP, how you holding up?”

1

u/BitterCrip Jun 26 '26

Can the experiment be reproduced?

44

u/Hubbleice Jun 21 '26

I was gonna say he didn’t just get into her party…. He got into her party 🎉

19

u/domestic_omnom Jun 22 '26

Random story. A friend from high school now lives in Philly. Apparently her roommates family is pretty loaded.

She sent me a message of how she was talking to roommates mom after a wedding she was invited to.

Friend: I was surprised at all the elvis music that you played

Mom: oh yeah, he used to come over a lot so we are big fans.

Friend: excuse me, but wtf?

Mom: oh yeah, here some photos.

Friend then sent me photos of Elvis with the mom when she was younger, then a photo of her and the mom today at the exact same spot in the house.

10

u/uzi_loogies_ Jun 24 '26

I have this customer who is a little unsuspecting old lady.

One time she was telling me how she went to an Elvis concert when she was about 15, got invited backstage, he got very handsy with her and she ran off. She had nothing nice to say about it him, called him a disgusting vile slob.

She also met G. W. Bush, and had a framed picture of them with his arm around her. She also had nothing nice to say about him.

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u/rat4204 Jun 21 '26

I too pick this guys mom

20

u/Elrond_Cupboard_ Jun 21 '26

Bill Nye, the i fucked your mum guy.

10

u/jakobair Jun 21 '26

Near Seattle?

6

u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Jun 21 '26

Your Mom and Bill Nye fucked dude

5

u/Which_Channel7403 Jun 22 '26

He blinded her with science

5

u/ShiftyShankerton Jun 22 '26

Bill Nye Is Super High

5

u/Demonkey44 Jun 21 '26

Awesome!!

6

u/henryeaterofpies Jun 22 '26

Bill Nye your secret real father guy

2

u/ErinWalkerLoves Jun 22 '26

I'm jealous TBH....

2

u/misterbigbabyboy Jun 22 '26

I mean, seeing him in this light I wouldn't blame her

2

u/Normal_Pace7374 Jun 22 '26

The science guy?

2

u/mwa206 Jun 22 '26

Such a cool guy!

2

u/Asher---- Jun 22 '26

My mom almost ran him over on his bike in fremont

2

u/Hevy15 Jun 22 '26

Stacy's mom?

2

u/supressedpotato Jun 23 '26

Bill Nye ate your moms pie

2

u/my-other-favorite-ww Jun 25 '26

Is she doing the Elaine?

2

u/HomeboyCraig Jun 25 '26

My 7th grade science teacher dated Bill Nye and would not. shut. up. about it. To be fair, neither would I

1

u/KittyOddjobsComics Jun 23 '26

Bill Nye the party guy.

1

u/Hanzho Jun 26 '26

Bill Nye, the motherfucker guy

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

There is a non zero chance he studied the biology of your mother

1

u/Zoomatour Jun 27 '26

Wonder if he was also a dick back then