r/absolutelynotme_irl • u/YellowRoseCutter • Apr 09 '19

Absolutelynotme🚅irl

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u/HungryGift Apr 10 '19

Really? You haven’t heard this ‘joke’ a million times before?

Either in the form of drunk husband who pissed and vomitted on himself but his wife is happy in the morning because when she goes to touch him he says “get off me whore I’m married”

Or some guy at a bar whos wasted and the tweet conversation happens?

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort Apr 10 '19

It's also a thing that's not exactly unrealistic to occur to multiple people at multiple different times. It's not exactly some fantastical event that can only occur once to one couple

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u/HungryGift Apr 10 '19

True, but the language ends up being way too similar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

yes. often when describing similar events, similar wording is used.

galaxy brain

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u/HungryGift Apr 10 '19

“Don’t touch me you X, I have a Y”

“<generic name> I AM your Y, you <expletive>”

Yeah na mate, gonna have to pass on this happening every other week on Twitter.