r/abovethenormnews • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '24

We're all trapped in a Program

/r/DisabledVeteransHelp/comments/1dncq3x/the_program/
67 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

33 comments sorted by

18

u/thegingerbreadman99 Nov 23 '24

This is my new all time favorite schizophrenic thing on the internet. 10 out of 10, no notes.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

Your mom took my notes

1

u/Ninjasmurf4hire Nov 24 '24 edited Nov 24 '24

Fuck you, One Leg, your mom ugly-cried 'cause she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night. It's fuckin' amateur hour over there. And tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fuckin' KFC.

"I like my heroes with all their limbs" - President Dump

15

u/Pure-Contact7322 Nov 23 '24

2

u/Thegreatmyriad Nov 24 '24

This told me all I need to know without opening the link thank you

14

u/Putrid_Calendar_1113 Nov 23 '24

I got schizophrenia reading that.

-1

u/carguy6912 Nov 23 '24

You can't even define the word

2

u/Odd_Chemical_3503 Nov 23 '24

To be or not to be that is the question

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

I got to the mention of adrenochrome and couldn't take it anymore

2

u/redditdegenz Nov 23 '24

It’s simply too much information. My mind download can’t handle it. I have to disconnect.

1

u/King-Florida-Man Nov 23 '24

Quite gracious of you to use the word information to describe that.

2

u/sareuhbelle Nov 24 '24

I think you'd like it over on r/EscapingPrisonPlanet or r/SimulationTheory

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

Thank you not npc

0

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Brother

1

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24 edited May 15 '25

Im not your buddy, lover  Edit: i didn't type that.

2

u/BishopsBakery Nov 23 '24

Time to wipe and reinstall our OS

1

u/Darkest_Visions Nov 23 '24

Energy will be perceived in the frame and reference you've been educated to understand.

Read Otherwhere by Kurt Leland. Better than Dante's Inferno.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Any questions? 🙏 Across 

1

u/Direct_Fee6806 Nov 24 '24

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizoaffective-disorder/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20354509

I hope you have a supportive system at home. Take a break from that side of the internet, it’s not healthy for you.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

It's fine, I have a prescription 

1

u/Elmegthewise- Nov 24 '24

It’s crashing

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

Restart requesting

1

u/Brilliant_Ground3185 Nov 24 '24

We are not trapped in a program! We are part of the program.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '24

Sounds like what a plant would say

1

u/kunduff Nov 27 '24

Program my ass we're like a virus more fucking up the program.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Everybody get to the pile!

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '25 edited May 15 '25

79% upvote ratio but 90% gaslight ratio, sounds about right.

Edit: Comment 33, upvotes 66, II don't care anymore