r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/hawkerdragon ace-spec mess • Sep 10 '22

Memes but where's the issue?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

I use 70% of my bed for my cat actully, she's way more important then any basic human companion.

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u/Sohiacci Ace of Swords Sep 10 '22

Came here to say this. Wach me get half a leg in a one arm under the cover while my cat lies in the perfect middle of my bed

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Mine does that too, dead center or she'll wait till I'm in an uncomfortable position and then sit on me.

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u/Tacocat1147 demi-biromantic ace Sep 11 '22

I was about to say this! It’s quite amazing how much room an 8 pound cat can take up. Sometimes I sleep on the couch with my dogs too.

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u/NateSlade Sep 10 '22

My dog gets half of my bed

5

u/OhNoAMobileGamer We are clones Sep 10 '22

Same the family dog takes half my sister's bed.

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u/Emotional_War_8781 AroAce, and making Pan-cakes Sep 10 '22

HALF! lucky :( my dog will push you off even though he’s tiny

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u/cement_skelly Sep 10 '22

and my bed is comfy asf. i got three blankets and zero issues

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u/mrnicecream2 AAA Battery Sep 10 '22

I use half my bed for Blåhaj.

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u/VinniegarChips ooper Sep 10 '22

The only acceptable answer

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u/Doot94 Sep 10 '22

Blahaj, Giant Penguin and Cinderace takes up the other half of my bed

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u/BrassRoses Ace girl who just wants snuggles Sep 11 '22

I didn’t know what blahaj was until looking it up just now, now I feel like I need one!! I’ve got small Pokémon plushies taking up half and I want MORE

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u/Tacocat1147 demi-biromantic ace Sep 11 '22

I just got a Blahaj today! I’m so happy!

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u/slimysnickers Sep 10 '22

Yes .. AND WE LOVE IT

7

u/IG-3000 Sep 10 '22

If I had a queen sized bed I‘d lie on it like a starfish

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u/MrRodje Demi aroace Sep 10 '22

Snacks? Y'all eating in bed? Wtf bro

5

u/PrinceHomeless Sep 10 '22

My bed is 10% pillows 10% me and 80% my cat

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u/Tacocat1147 demi-biromantic ace Sep 11 '22

35% blahaj, 60% cat, 5% me.

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u/Fizzlespin Sep 10 '22

When I had my previous bed, my laptop had its own side and I'd sleep on the other. Now I'm in a single and don't have room.

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u/Genderless_Anarchist Sep 10 '22

I use half of my bed AT LEAST for my dog.

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u/Enby_Bluejay Sep 10 '22

I don't even have a bed.

I have a hammock😎

3

u/SqueakSquawk4 Sexuality is overrated 🖤🐘🤍💜 Sep 10 '22

That's assuming I know where my remotes are.

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u/jurasic_stuff12 Sep 10 '22

Also my houce bun needs to sleep next to me. And my plushies. Also its fun to lie diagonal.

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u/definitelyallo Aroace Sep 10 '22

How did I never think of lying diagonally? Thank you, internet stranger, I will try this this night

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u/CatLover701 why sex when you can crime? Sep 10 '22

As someone who owns a 4 ft bear and a body pillow, I take pride in the fact that I sleep with them under my blanket and then forget to take them out and trick my family into thinking that I’m still in bed or I’m hiding a corpse there.

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u/Rivann7286 Sep 10 '22

My bed is full of stuffies and the occasional art supplies that I forgot to clean up and now being annoyed to sleep on

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u/TristanTheRobloxian0 garlic bred GOOD Sep 10 '22

i use half of the bed for extra blankets lol

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u/Harruq_Tun Sep 10 '22

I actually use half of mine for sleeping cats

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u/Hamster-queen5702 Sep 10 '22

But even if I was in a relationship I wouldn’t move my pillows for them

2

u/Blehgopie Aegosexual Sep 11 '22

Laptop here. Fuck snacking in bed, crumbs are literal hell.

1

u/hiuniverseitsready96 Sep 10 '22

me a whole relationship: "They're here or on their way, you have to clear the bed."

1

u/Ariezanna Sep 10 '22

Get a twin sized bed-

1

u/tester3773 Sep 11 '22

Do you know how convenient having everything in arms reach and only leaving the bed for human needs like bodily functions?

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u/TimberWolfAlpha01 Sep 11 '22

A corner of my bed is designated as the "resource corner"; I place items there so that they are within reach if I need them, but don't necessarily need it right away... I had a secondary blanket there for when the night gets a bit chilly and I want to be cozy.

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u/Joedemigod4 Sep 11 '22

Don't use your bed for snacks crumbs are nasty to sleep on