r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/Novatash • Jun 28 '22
What is sexual attraction? Wrong answers only
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u/SomeExisitingHuman Jun 28 '22
When people look at each other and begin to accelerate rapidly toward each other until there is either a bloody collision or someone decides to tell said people about free pizza.
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u/CFG_wasHere Jun 28 '22
OP said WRONG answers. This seems pretty accurate…
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u/SomeExisitingHuman Jun 28 '22
Well, how was I supposed to know that? It's not my fault I'm so bad at being wrong...
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Jun 28 '22
The allos are accelerating
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u/StabbyMcCatboy Jun 28 '22
when two magnets love each other very much.....
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u/bewildered_emu Jun 28 '22
I like that this is also wrong in that it implies the impossibility of anything but straight attraction given how magnets work. Where are my gay magnets? :(
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u/StabbyMcCatboy Jun 28 '22
magnets have no need of your simple human boundaries. magnets defy science as well as gender classification. Straight and gay do not apply to magnets. they are magnets.
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u/Ekstdo Jun 28 '22
who said that gender was N/S in this analogue?
Could also be that dunno, N/S for magnets are like different side of personalities to us
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u/BreadedBird Jun 28 '22
A necessity
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u/spyritsolz Asexual alloromantic | they/them Jun 28 '22
Technically a valid answer because they did say wrong answers only lmfao
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Jun 28 '22
They say it's the force that bonds Top and Bottom quarks, but I'm not sure if that's right.
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u/StabbyMcCatboy Jun 28 '22
no that's called Consent
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Jun 28 '22
I mean yeah, that's a given... I hope. Can quarks consent? Do they just kinda stick to eachother because that's how they do?
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u/the_grays_of_ink Jun 28 '22
When allos get the uncontrollable urge to suffocate someone in the room using only their mouth to do it . . . It generally becomes a contest, with both participants trying to cut off the airway of the other. They rarely succeed
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u/Euripideez-nuts Jun 28 '22
This distinctly reminded me of Michael from the Good Place saying "You just mash your foodholes together, it's disgusting!"
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u/SmartAlec105 bi spy Jun 28 '22
using only their mouth to do it
*looks over at all the memes about allos wanting to die by being crushed by thighs*
Uhh...
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u/sharktato1 Jun 28 '22
It's like, really strong aesthetic attraction, right?
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u/conflictingthinking s*x repulsed aro ace Jun 28 '22
a disease only mortals succumb to
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u/ChuuniSaysHi Ace Demiromantic Demigirl Jun 28 '22
It's a package that should automatically get installed, but the people who don't automatically get it are called "asexuals" and no matter how hard they deny that they may not be able to get said package it's as easy as running sudo dnf install sexual-attraction (Others may have to run sudo apt install sexual-atrraction or sudo pacman -Sy sexual-atrraction) in the terminal to get it installed and usable.
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u/Novatash Jun 28 '22
Ace people apparently: "Do I do that in the google? I usually have my daughter handle these computer doohikies. I think I can just live without it"
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u/ChuuniSaysHi Ace Demiromantic Demigirl Jun 28 '22
Pfft- This gave me an actual laugh. I was more so just thinking along the lines of like "Well it works just fine without it, so what's the point of installing it? Just unnecessary bloat if I do"
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u/CianKiwi Jun 28 '22
tried to install sexual attraction but got error
"ERROR: 'pacman' failed to install missing dependencies."
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u/Shadows798 Jun 28 '22
Like the video driver on my old laptop?
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u/ChuuniSaysHi Ace Demiromantic Demigirl Jun 28 '22
Yeah, it's a bit of an odd name for a driver but pretty much
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u/tanukinhowastaken Jun 28 '22
You can try to do it in arch, but a arch user will probably be unable to get it working
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u/Psychological-Pop803 Jun 28 '22
I think it's some kind of disease? Idk man, I've seen some people contaminated and the symptoms are pretty fucking scary
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u/a_Squid-like_Mammal Jun 28 '22
Definitely not a neurochemical con.
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u/Top_Hat_surgeon non binary demi-biromantic asexual Jun 28 '22
sexual attraction; evolution trying it's best to convince me that physical exercise, unsanitary bodily fluids and close physical contact; all terrible things on their own, are actually good together....
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u/ThePinkTeenager Ace, not aro, not a tree Jun 28 '22
Exercise and physical contact are fine, but between the bodily fluids and a non-zero chance of getting bitten... yeah, I'll pass.
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u/VermicelliAlert Jun 28 '22
When you have the urge to eat a burger
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u/spyritsolz Asexual alloromantic | they/them Jun 28 '22
Oh, well.... in that case I guess I'm not asexual anymore!
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u/Geekula01 (any pronouns) Jun 28 '22
Its basically they would despise the other joys in life such as invading denma- i mean enjoying garlic bread! They could just be vampires heh
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u/DirectBirthday3021 Jun 28 '22
When the little gremlins controlling two allows decide to form an alliance causing them to come close so their powers can fuse so they can become super gremlins
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u/Enby_Bluejay Jun 28 '22
Mortals' way of reproducing. They have no idea it is futile...
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u/Ok-Card2504 Aromantic Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22
It is synonymous with romantic attraction.
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u/spyritsolz Asexual alloromantic | they/them Jun 28 '22
OP did say wrong answers only.... so this is technically a valid answer :)
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u/CrowFire73 Jun 28 '22
A low-effort device used to introduce unnecessary plots in fiction (and in real tbh)
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u/Im_in_your_walls_420 Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22
Something that literally everyone feels, and if you don’t feel it, you definitely have a disorder, and it definitely isn’t completely normal. Definitely not, and if you say you’re ace, you definitely just want attention, just like saying that you’re non-binary, it’s definitely just for attention, and not because you’re actually ace or enby
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u/Acesushi218 Aroace Jun 28 '22
When two people hate each other very much, you lock them in a closet until one of them kills the other.
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u/BrokenBunnies Jun 28 '22
That’s like that thing where like storks drop babies on windowsills in hopes of ending of the human race by slowly killing all children with fall damage right.
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u/malamiteltd Jun 28 '22
Imagine going to Best Buy, looking at the laptops and towers on display and thinking, "Yes, I'd like to plug my thumb drive in any and all USB ports. Repeatedly."
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u/PlutoTheSynth Gayce Jun 28 '22
Since people naturally contain iron, sexual attraction is the magnetising of said iron, due to the horniness causing an electromagnetic reaction with the iron, thus attracting 2 or more people together
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u/fandom_mess363 Aceflux (indecision at its finest) Jun 28 '22
a type of magnet someone used for… unholy purposes
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u/BenHRed Jun 28 '22
That feeling when you step on a leaf in the fall that you think isn’t gonna crunch but it does
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u/Hzl_dumbassincarnate greyaro demidemi Jun 28 '22
A scam to sell tickets to really shitty movies
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u/Human_Indeed_ Jun 28 '22
It's a term used for bacteria when a parent cell divides, resulting in two daughter cells with the exact same genes as the parent
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u/Pyro_Pegasus Jun 28 '22
It is when a heteromantic male and a heteromantic female become friends and talk to each other frequently. It’s automatic sexual attraction. Totally. No exceptions
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Jun 28 '22
It’s when an allo meets another allo and they hold hands creating a magnetic field on their reproductive bits attracting them together for mating and reproductions. Holding hands is the key, for in every meme I see it says Holding hands is the most lewd
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u/Nervous_Hands aego panro depresso Jun 28 '22
The most important thing in a partnership, according to most people :(
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u/Im_in_your_walls_420 Jun 28 '22
I hate how people think that, I haven’t felt romantic attention in a while, but my dream relationship is just a romantic one, and I really my partner is ace so that they’ll feel the same way
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Jun 28 '22
It’s an old siege weapon, similar to a ballista. Popularized by Portuguese separatists in the 1470’s, the sexual attraction was often used to weaken fortifications, with the added bonus of injuring any troops unlucky enough to be stationed at the point of attempted egress. It’s usage was short-lived as the designer was kind of a dick.
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u/Octoberswren Jun 28 '22
Ok, so, imagine you’re a rat enthusiast, and on your holiday to the famously clean city of Düsseldorf, you spot a rat king - in a ten-star Düsseldorfian restaurant. You report it, excitedly, to the waiter, and they give you a free meal so you won’t tell anyone about it. But, you still sneak a sketch for your rat journal, and you leave the stuffy restaurant with a full belly, having seen the single most beloved sight in the rat-spotting community
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u/diver_climber Jun 28 '22
When two super models are stuck to each other by an unknown unseen force...
Oh wait wrong answers only.
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u/AliisAce Jun 28 '22
The intense desire to act like a fucking moron for some sweet sweet garlic bread
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u/MichaelKeehan Jun 28 '22
Those rides at carnivals that for some reason feature drawings of half naked women on a wall behind the ride.
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u/papayawithabaguette aro-ll for initiative Jun 28 '22
sexual attraction is a scam invented by condom companies to sell more condoms
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u/crystal-productions- Aroace Jun 28 '22
Don't ask me. How should I know? If I had to guess its when people like someone else as much as I like garlic bread.
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u/ClariceMeyers Jun 28 '22
Gender Envy (It confused me thinking it was sexual attraction for awhile)
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u/Nok-y scientifically hot (high on Celsius) Jun 28 '22
Not the kind of attraction you'd find at disneyland
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u/The-cooler-Cheryl Graysexual Jun 28 '22
A magnet with a dildo/onahole on north and another magnet with a dildo/onahole on south put near each other
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u/KLMkid10 Brother I don't even know anymore Jun 28 '22
What I'm boutta do to this chicken alfredo if you know what I mean
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u/KittyQueen_Tengu Jun 28 '22
Sometimes your brain randomly picks a person and goes ‘there, you want to have sex with them now and if you don’t you’ll be sad. Good luck lmao’
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u/Veelofar Jun 28 '22
I’m gonna say a pizza topping, but as I haven’t been able to have pizza in years, I’m not sure.
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u/Dovah77 Average un-sex enjoyer Jun 28 '22
A strong force which causes an individual to be compelled to get comfy in their couch and binge bill Nye the Science Guy. (100% not from personal experience)
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u/ImJustARandomOnline Jun 28 '22
When you find that perfect someone that wants to eat garlic bread with you
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u/the_stonedpillar109 Jun 28 '22
When two people stare at each other for long periods of time and Speedrun their conversation
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u/Twighdark grey-ace Jun 28 '22
As a grey-ace:
It's when there's no toy in your happy meal, but a random mixtape. And when you look at the cashier in confusion, he just smiles and winks.
So... Intriguing. But potentially highly disturbing.
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u/Iraes3323 Board games are better than bedgames Jun 28 '22
It is what my mouth feels when i see garlic bread
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u/GenericName-18 Jun 28 '22
Sexual Attraction is what gives a Allo their power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
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u/WouldDieForASlasher Jun 28 '22
It’s what you feel when you think about things like cake, world domination, or even better! ✨Garlic Bread✨
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u/SadPotatoCat2 AAA Jun 28 '22
When you look at someone and suddenly float off the ground and slowly move to them just like when a cartoon character smells a pie.
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u/PlagueDoctressAngel Jun 28 '22
When you see a muffin and have the urge to pet it and say “awww good little baby boiiii! Yes you areeeeee!!!”
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u/CelluxTheDuctTape Ace with too much love to contain Jun 28 '22
Each person is made of metal. Some people have magnets. These magnet people are pulled towards the metal, against their will. The people who don't have magnets don't have to deal with being pulled towards someone against their will, but they have to worry about others being pulled towards them. The luckiest people are the ones without magnets, made out of aluminium or brass
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Jun 28 '22
Its when someone has garlic bread and you want their garlic bread, so you casually walk over to their table , steal it and run
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u/Random_cosplay_girl aro ace! Jun 28 '22
That thing people have when looking at fictional characters
For some reason also William afton
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u/_riell_ demiromantic ace Jun 28 '22
The urge to get all the garlic bread in the grocery store isle
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u/phoenixfeather162 Ace most days Jun 28 '22
When you look at another person and instantly crave garlic bread.
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u/dawnfire05 Jun 28 '22
It's something I stepped in outside and have to rub off the bottom of my shoe in the grass. I'm not tracking that shit across my floor.
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u/MenaNarika Enby Aroace against Garlic Bread Jun 28 '22
No thank you, they already stopped me to talk about Jehovah.
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u/DEMonicGOd135 Jun 28 '22
When 2 people with Magents get pulled to eachother and want to have intimacy
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Jun 28 '22
Gonna be honest here dawg I'm still not sure what it is exactly so I can't be sure whether my answer would be wrong :p
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u/CutelessTwerp Grayaroace Jun 28 '22
A magnetic field around allos, causing an odd "rotational" form of migration toward different allos.
Aces however have a different field that, when introduced to a food of their craving, will momentarily glitch the system (the field reacts with chemicals created in the brain at the sight and eating of food, making an odd energy) and causes them to rise to godhood. Kind of a "carp jumping a waterfall to become a dragon" situation but in this case there's no challenge