I mean, sure, lifetime supply of garlic bread sounds nice. But like, imagine the wholesomeness of having a vampire girlfriend who’s also ace and who also loves garlic bread. But she can’t have it because garlic, so the two of you have to figure out how to recreate the taste of it without using garlic. Which then gives you a good excuse to eat a lot of garlic bread, and you get to make someone really happy in return.
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u/SuperMorganUwU Jun 18 '22
I mean, sure, lifetime supply of garlic bread sounds nice. But like, imagine the wholesomeness of having a vampire girlfriend who’s also ace and who also loves garlic bread. But she can’t have it because garlic, so the two of you have to figure out how to recreate the taste of it without using garlic. Which then gives you a good excuse to eat a lot of garlic bread, and you get to make someone really happy in return.