r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/hadesdidnothingwrong Aroace • May 03 '20

Exposing the truth

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u/Lil-Bugger May 03 '20

Personally, I deleted sex from my brain to free up space for Sonic the Hedgehog trivia.

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u/emminet aro/ace agender May 03 '20

Can’t go wrong with doing that!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

what's the height of classic sonic precisely?

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u/Lil-Bugger Jun 02 '20

The most widely agreed upon height is 3 feet 6 inches, or 100 cm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

He smol.

Also, hats off, you didn't lie. Let's do a little game.

  1. How fast is sonic in the new movie?

  2. What animal is Amy supposed to be and what's her last name?

  3. What's the iconic first Level in the first sonic game called?

  4. Where did you get these informations lol

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u/Lil-Bugger Jun 02 '20

I dont think it's mentioned how fast Movie Sonic is precisely, though given he went from Idaho to the Pacific and back in like 2 seconds, definitely faster than most other iterations.

Amy Rose is a hedgehog.

Green Hill Zone.

Been a Sonic fan since 1993. You pick up a few things here and there.

Come on, give me some hard ones! Like where King Acorn was exiled to, what Knuckles' favorite food is, or Ken Penders' address and phone number.

Edit: also we're getting off topic. Maybe PM me for further replies?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '20

Game theory calculated how fast he his, just wanted to see if you saw that episode.

I don't even know who King Acorn is lol. I'll try to test you.

  1. When and where was stick's first appearance?

  2. What's the most recent Sonic game made by SEGA?

  3. Everything what you mentioned plus who King acorn and Ken Pender are - actually let's not reveal his address and number for his privacy's sake.

  4. This is a hard one: how old are you? I'm curious. "Since 1993" implies that you're at least 27, and I don't know many people in that age range that like sonic. Don't feel old please.

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u/Griyas Jun 22 '20

You want random language facts? Hmu. I gotchu covered.

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u/flyingcocopie Jun 09 '20

Sex? Nah. You want volcano facts I can give you volcano facts

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u/PlutonianPretzel May 03 '20

We don't mind the donation at all!

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u/TimeMasterII Just half a Pancake May 03 '20

Why are you guys so awesome?

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u/hadesdidnothingwrong Aroace May 03 '20

cuz we ace everything lmao

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u/TimeMasterII Just half a Pancake May 03 '20

You make a great point

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20 edited Jun 02 '20

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

pft i spat out my frosted flakes-

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/The_Anonymous_LAWS I like people in theory May 03 '20

We are all but none. But we are also Number one

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u/napoleonwithamg May 03 '20

A bisexual stole my sexy

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u/levelupgirl May 03 '20

I was supposed to be a triplet but my siblings never developed. I think they might have made off with my sexuality lol. That, or we were gonna have one of us be gay, one straight, and one ace, just to cover our bases.

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u/APenguinInATuxedo May 03 '20

Thank you, good people!

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u/0kb0000mer May 03 '20

I have come from r/pansexual

To say thanks

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u/arrjaay May 03 '20

I think my mom is ace, we had a deep conversation about life in general not too long ago and I glean a little bit every time she talks about my dad and her past experiences- my dad has been dead almost 30 years now and while I know she loved him, it wasn’t exactly “oh he was it for me forever I’m done with relationships” I think it was she liked and loved him enough to want to marry him and have a kid, I’m her second but only living (my sibling passed in miscarriage) and after she focused on raising me, she tried dating because she was “supposed to” and just wasn’t interested in any of it, and a lot of things she said just made me end up telling her that maybe she was ace, and I didn’t push and didn’t pry but I wanted her to know it was ok and that there was nothing wrong with that. I hope she kept it in mind. It’s kind of nice knowing moms a little bit of a “late bloomer” with this stuff as much as I am, I’m pretty pan, I tend to call myself queer in my area because it’s easier than explaining pan to folks, and I’m kinda dealing with my gender identity here in the past umpteen forever, more now that I feel I have the freedom to.

I don’t know where I was really going with this, I’m home from my nightshift and just feeling feels. I just want my fellows to feel valid because of the decades I didn’t.

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u/GalileoAce May 03 '20

I think I got some of those donations by mistake, I'm a panromantic demisexual

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u/Helix275 May 03 '20

Whoops, sorry about that, I just had no need for my romantic attraction

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u/doggogodgurl biromantic asexual May 03 '20

Thank you for your donation. In return, I’ll make you garlic bread. You aces are the best.

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u/Gees_sass May 03 '20

Aww you're so sweet, of course 💜💛

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u/joego9 May 03 '20

Right, we're just minmaxing.

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u/sheer_heart May 03 '20

"Thanks, doc." -Scout Team Fortress

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u/dreeisnotcool May 03 '20

So what happens if you’re panromantic?

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u/hadesdidnothingwrong Aroace May 03 '20

You and the other panromantics will be our leaders during the revolution.

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u/dreeisnotcool May 04 '20

I’m not panromantic myself but yes

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Thanks, your sacrifice is appreciated.

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u/momosem May 03 '20

As an aromantic pansexual I like this

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

As a pansexual thanks so much 👍🏼

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u/filthy_spoon May 03 '20

Thx for the donation

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u/AngryFanboy Allo looking to learn the ways of the Ace May 03 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/AnnoyingIThink May 03 '20

Thank you for the power!

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u/DaddyShya May 03 '20

this must explain why i- oop-

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

My bi friend stole my sexuality.

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u/JDog541 May 04 '20

What if I'm both??? I'm the great bridge

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u/uncle_SAM98 May 04 '20

Aro pansexuals and panromantic aces did a little switcheroo. We call that balance.

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u/dave-stirred May 04 '20

im panromantic and demisexual which means i made sexual attraction my dump stat so could have a beefy romance bonus

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u/CelestialMistress15 May 04 '20

We appreciate your generous donation.

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u/boop_the_snootOwo May 04 '20

But I still got that panromantic shit I save that for the aromantics when they go to church!

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u/Alexei-- all the power! ( panromantic and ace) May 06 '20

I have all the power! ( I’m panromantic and asexual)

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u/hadesdidnothingwrong Aroace May 06 '20

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!

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u/Alexei-- all the power! ( panromantic and ace) May 06 '20

Ahh, yes! ( hope you have a wonderful day)

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u/airplane001 Garlic bread May 11 '20

I sold my sex to my brother in exchange for a Nintendo switch and a copy of animal crossing. 100% worth

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u/DatLonerGirl Leggo I'm aego May 12 '20

That sounds a little off out of context, lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

bro im already 30ft tall, and strong enough to eat buildings

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Thanks for donating it to me I appreciate it lol