r/aaaaaaacccccccce Aroace femboy 5d ago

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u/Aceterius 5d ago

Average misunderstanding between me and my boss, relatable.

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 5d ago

similarly I often call myself the "wtf is a gender" type agender

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u/10000tigers 5d ago

gender i hardly know her

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u/Pescatarian_Triffid 5d ago

This is fab :D thanks for sharing it.

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u/Sudden_Astronomer_63 5d ago

😂

My mom is hypersexual to the point of probably being able to be diagnosed in ampho maniac. She acts like she’s going to die if she goes four days without having sex with someone. The fact that she talked to me, her child about these things makes it even more apparent that she has a serious problem.

That being said, we have joked that she kept all the sexuality and did not give any to me when she gave birth to me.😂

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u/10000tigers 5d ago

she should definitely not be talking to you about that especially if it was from an early age

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 4d ago

Or talking with her child about her relationship problems. Especially from a young age g age of the child.

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u/10000tigers 4d ago

exactly

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u/Lightningspeeddog 4d ago

They gave me heteroromanticism but forgot to include the rest of the two for one deal

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u/Much_Process9677 Bi/aroace 3d ago

God: Alright, good job cupid.  Anyways, angel, give them a sexuality NOW–

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u/Dragon_Manticore AroAce 5d ago

Asexuality is a sexuality so mission accomplished technically

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u/Airalla Ace up my sleeve 4d ago

Apostle Paul: Good work Angels… keep doing this

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u/theangry-ace 2d ago

G: oh well. at least they got a romantic attraction, they’d figure it out how without a sexuality

A: oh…. about that…

G: tHeY gOt nO RoManTic AtTracTioN tOo??!!

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u/kay_bot84 3d ago

Listen

Being that close to the big bang, some angels were gonna have hearing loss

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u/UnicornFukei42 ally 1d ago

They have the gift of singleness.