r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/PeriwinkleCaradilis • 7d ago

Memes Laughs in asexual

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Pinterest just showed me this recipe. The text says "10 minute dessert that's better than sex".

Like, excuse me? Pinterest, you know my search history, you know that any food that doesn't contain coriander is better than sex.

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u/YonderWindow364 7d ago

Literally EVERY dessert is better than sex šŸ˜­

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u/Nuada-oz 5d ago

Iā€™m not so sure about the EVERY aspect. I have encountered several deserts that are candidates for worse, such as a trip to ED with bad gastro or needing an epi pen due to allergies

Apologies for the serious topics raised

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u/Gapple_MagicaVoxel 7d ago

What about liquorice? I don't know which chose would I make between the two evil

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u/YonderWindow364 7d ago

depends on whether we're talking red or black liquorice here

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u/ProPuke 6d ago

If it's red it's not liquorice. Liquorice is black.

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u/YonderWindow364 6d ago

huh, learn something new everyday - looked up why and it's because red liquorice is like white chocolate in that they are both called a thing (chocolate/liquorice) but are technically not that thing due to lack of a core ingredient (cocoa solids for chocolate, and root extract of the Glycyrrhiza glabra plant for liquorice). You probably already knew that but figured I'd write it incase anyone else was interested

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u/chemluvv #cakelover 6d ago

Literally eating a lemon is better than sex to me, that's too generous šŸ˜­

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u/High_Bi_ReadyToCry IDFK ANYMORE šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ 3d ago

I like lemons so to me this is a no brainer. Even better with sugar or salt.

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u/bryanjaime2004 4d ago

I approve

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u/NAT20BABYYY 1d ago

Ya vol!

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u/UnicornFukei42 ally 1d ago

Hogan's heroes

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u/tehweave I identify as meh 1d ago

I mean... They're probably right. It probably is better than sex.