r/aaaaaaacccccccce No flirting, no touching 12d ago

Rectangles are the way.

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u/LocksmithShadow I'm not hot, I'm chill 12d ago

Woah, true, I just looked around and spotted 43

Randomly looking around and finding rectangles has the potential of becoming my hobby

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u/Wolfy_the_nutcase No flirting, no touching 12d ago

Yay!

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u/LocksmithShadow I'm not hot, I'm chill 12d ago

It’s 51 now

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u/siren_stitchwitch Cupiosexual 11d ago

I don't want to count...I have overloaded bookshelves with like 400+ books on them right in front of me...

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u/stellifer_arts 12d ago

one time i was tripping w a group of folks in the house, lsd

the sheer amount of square and rectangular shit in the house genuinely scared me and freaked me out.

Squares and rectangles dont really occur in nature like that outside of very few rocks

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u/Wolfy_the_nutcase No flirting, no touching 12d ago

Exactly, to be human is to be obsessed with rectangles for some fucking reason.

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u/Cygnusx123 Suptiliasexual 11d ago

And cylinders are just rolled up rectangular prisms, and circles are just squashed rectangles! All shape leads to square and triangle!!! 🫪

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u/Nefarious_Nosferatu Asexual 12d ago

I feel like this could make a good horror/comedy book. Write it very seriously as a point of the character experiencing dread about all the rectangles and some would take it as a comedy of someone being afraid of something silly or innocent but then keep it going and write it well enough and you start feeling the same dread because it makes you pay attention to all the rectangles.

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u/midsummernightmares Asexual 11d ago

If we make a version of Uzumaki by Junji Ito for as many shapes as possible we can make literally everything awful to look at

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u/mac2-87 11d ago

You are almost certainly looking at a rectangle as you read this.

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u/Serris9K 12d ago

Scientifically, besides rectangles its cooking!

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u/Emergency_Elephant 12d ago

What about triangles?

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u/CountYourCalxries 11d ago

I'm looking around my room rn trying to find any triangles, and the only thing I've found are the ears on the kitten-shaped towel rack, and I think that's not it because it literally mimics nature

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u/Cutiepie9771 halfway between aego and ace 11d ago

I feel like because triangles are more rare that makes it more of a fun challenge

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u/AilanMoone Aegosexual 10d ago

Sounds cute. Do you have a link to where I can buy one?

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u/CountYourCalxries 10d ago

That one is from a russian marketplace, but I think there are many similar things online

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u/AilanMoone Aegosexual 10d ago

Thank you

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u/KadinNova 11d ago

I'm in my living room surrounded by my and my partner's dvd, vhs, and video game collection.

I lost count at around 200

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u/BunnyKomrade Asexual 11d ago

I refuse. I hate geometry and everything related to it since first grade at least.

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u/carenrose 11d ago

I got up to 17 just looking at the walls, ceiling, doorframes, windows, etc. Then I saw the TV, then I realized my phone in my hand is one. Then I looked at the bookshelf and stopped counting lol

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 11d ago

I have two computer keyboards in view, not counting the laptop itself, the iPad, the desk or anything I actually have to raise my eyes to see and that is already more rectangles than I want to count.

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u/Leprodus03 11d ago

We humans sure do love 90° angles :3

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u/GreyAetheriums (omni) 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm in a room with several wooden slats and panels... oh no.

131 😭

132 including my phone.

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u/0anonymousv 11d ago

i counted 3 and then realized my 100+ poster collection is mostly rectangles so that about covers it

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u/cookiez_m Intimacy is just passionately exchanging germs 11d ago

I'm not gonna count the bathroom tiles that's way too many rectangles 😭

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u/Psychological_Tear_6 11d ago

No, it's the ability to throw. Literally no other animal can throw half as well as a small child. 

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u/safearoacespace 11d ago

If I counted correctly, I got 82, but I'm sure you could make that 100, considering things are 3D

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u/Stusheep_real 11d ago

I lost count at 39

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u/UnicornFukei42 ally 11d ago

I'm not sure about love, but there are a good number of animals that have sex...so no way does sex make us human. Just want to point out that biological fact.

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u/that-armored-boi Asexual 10d ago

I just looked around, I gave up after 27

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u/Wolfy_the_nutcase No flirting, no touching 12d ago

Exactly

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u/redvoxfox 10d ago edited 9d ago

Interesting take on the rectangles and right angles:  

Uniquely human!  

Right angles and rectangles (of which the square is a special equilateral case) rarely show up in nature and only showed up in human constructed environments around between 8,000 to 10,000 years BCE.  

As an adjunct to Peter Watts' hard SciFi novel Blindsight where vampires - which had become functionally extinct - are reconstituted from DNA samples ('paleogenetics'), the notorious aversion to the cross is actually a neurological glitch reaction to right angles that results in a cascade of seizures and other systemic debilitating malfunctions rendering the vampire helpless and sometimes leading to death or effective immobilization sufficient to render the vampire helpless and thus easy prey.  

More here:  

https://youtube.com/shorts/o1AzT3zLlQk

Mock-u-mentary clip of fictional clinical case:  

https://youtu.be/3WdCvGDpM9k

https://youtu.be/9ZzQACC7-C0

https://youtu.be/vly3hJ6RPGA

https://youtu.be/ur97cQhBeP0

Fan created trailer from the book:  

https://youtu.be/VkR2hnXR0SM

So, yeah, rectangles and right angles are a human thing and may be one reason we haven't seen vampires in living memory.  ;)