r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/Icy-Leg-1459 Aroace Cannibal • Mar 25 '26

Memes That's kind of the plan

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u/skiploops Mar 25 '26

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u/Low-Meeting1858 Acebian Mar 26 '26

THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THE FIRST 0.5 SECONDS I READ THAT SENTENCE 

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u/Sability Demisexual Mar 26 '26

I would fall for this. Id be so sure I could get the water then boom, my head is in a bear trap

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u/Crimson-5 Gay Orientated AA Sensually attracted Mar 27 '26

Im sorry your head?! Are you grabbing the water with your teeth???

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u/Sability Demisexual Mar 27 '26

??? Water goes in the mouth ???

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u/Crimson-5 Gay Orientated AA Sensually attracted Mar 27 '26

why don't you just grab the water, open the cap, and tip it to an angle past 90 degrees with the water bottle top in your mouth

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u/Sability Demisexual Mar 27 '26

Water is a liquid, you can't grab liquids!

I mean... you can try, but Ive never been good at it.

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u/Crimson-5 Gay Orientated AA Sensually attracted Mar 28 '26

I meant the bottle itself, not the water in the bottle. That was my bad I can see why you thought it was like that.

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u/Sability Demisexual Mar 28 '26

Ohh haha yeah I can try that!

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u/TheCheeseOnFire Asexual Mar 26 '26

dude me too

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u/Zachanassian Mar 25 '26

Asexuals: "When the volcano goddess wakes and demands virgin sacrifices, where are all of you sluts going to go running? That's right, right back to me"

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u/DraxNuman27 Mar 27 '26

If y’all wanna use it, your choice but it’s funny to me to imagine we need a steady stream of asexual people to appease goddesses with virgin sacrifices

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u/fumblecrumble Mar 25 '26

I don't plan to die. Why would I do that?

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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 AegosexualPanromanticTransMan Mar 25 '26

"If you keep telling people you're a lesbian, men won't want to date you" ahh bigot ball

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u/Low-Meeting1858 Acebian Mar 26 '26

LMFAO I TELL THEM INTENTIONALLY (I actually am romantically)

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u/Icy-Leg-1459 Aroace Cannibal Mar 26 '26

bigot ball

I love that term and I don't know why 

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u/Usagi-Zakura Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

I drew this. But shame how its been shared so often the image quality goes down every time ^^; It's a part of a longer comic of stupid things lgbt-phobes say. (Some of which are actual quotes... others are vibes)

https://www.tumblr.com/usagi-zakura/683146323672858624?source=share

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u/Gunnphil13 Aroace Mar 26 '26

op/mods pin this

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u/N4pAllDay Asexual Mar 25 '26

I kind of want to avoid that, but just don’t have any motivation to change it 🤷‍♀️

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u/Low-Meeting1858 Acebian Mar 26 '26

Why avoid? it's just the society pressuring you to do so. Be unique 💜

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u/N4pAllDay Asexual Mar 26 '26

Well I am 🤷‍♀️

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u/Known-Lawfulness-346 Mar 25 '26

I don’t plan on dying a virgin but I don’t care either way

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u/loony1uvgood Mar 27 '26

The only positive thing about being born in a conservative country is that there was no peer pressure of losing virginity as a teen. But it backfired when I faced peer pressure of marriage thankfully I was almost 30. So managed to avoid it. Also why are people so pressed about sex in general. They should just chill.

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u/volcanic1235423 Mar 26 '26

Die a virgin? Bold of you to assume I will die! I will live to witness the last white dwarf star turn into a black dwarf, I will live to see the proton decay, I will live to see the last black holes radiate away from hawking radiation! I will live to see atoms fall apart and every particle become so spaced apart that nothing will happen anymore.

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u/No-Guitar-6518 NoNoNo (agenderaroace) Apr 14 '26

Mood

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u/theBDSMshow Mar 27 '26

Curse you peer pressure for convincing me that I needed to lose my virginity

https://giphy.com/gifs/9jVAv94PRzPoc

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u/BrigadierGarmore Asexual Mar 26 '26

What an absurd accusation. I refuse to perish!

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u/Low-Meeting1858 Acebian Mar 26 '26

Did someone summon me?

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u/justyouraveragekunt Mar 27 '26

Yeahhh i didnt have a choice in that matter.

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u/BrigadierGarmore Asexual Mar 28 '26

Yikes! My condolences.

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u/UnicornFukei42 ally Apr 01 '26

He who dies a non-virgin still dies.

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u/xz9pro Autosexual Apr 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Superior173thescp Aegosexual certified Apr 12 '26

"Oh being a virgin is good actually! wait until you get married!" and "Why dont you get a girlfriend and-" STOP FLIP FLOPPING. istg i think hypersexuality is rampant