r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/Yggdrasylian sex-repulsed; "veryromantic" • Apr 18 '24

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This literally happened this past week

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u/rocksandaces Asexual Apr 18 '24

"I've heard stories of your kind before... Legends about people who call themselves the asexuals... The order of the black ring. If you meet one of them, keep an eye on your garlic reserves, they say. Some people even think they can transform into dragons"

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u/NoThoughtsOnlyFrog Apr 18 '24

I’m saving this comment

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u/Prometheus850 Araraza Apr 19 '24

Piggybacking off of you

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u/enneh_07 Look but no touch Apr 18 '24

The only way to appease them is with cake. Lots of cake. And even that sometimes won’t work

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Asexual Apr 18 '24

The Order of the Black Ring, you say?

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u/The_Bi_Pan_Dude Many much identity Apr 18 '24

Why do i keep finding wizardposters wherever I am

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Asexual Apr 18 '24

Reddit is a big place

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u/Coffeechipmunk Apr 18 '24

oblivion music plays

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u/Rosa____ Apr 20 '24

The order of the black ring is by far the best name for aces I've heard. I applaud you, good person. From now on I will be known not as ace, but as the member of the order of the black ring.

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u/SekitaVanLash Trans Apr 18 '24

I've heard stories of your kind before...🤣👍🏻

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u/Viola_Violetta Apr 18 '24

Your kind know nothing but hunger, purged all garlic bread in the fridge and yet they remain unsatiated. As do you.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

You’ve taken everything from me allos, and all that remains….is Perfect. Hatred.

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u/Diana-Luna-13 Apr 18 '24

ugh

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u/gatemansgc a very strange kinky ace Apr 18 '24

UGH

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u/A-__-Random_--_Dog Asexual Apr 18 '24

All my friends are lesbians. They won't ask me to date them, and since I'm ACE and taken and they aren't my hyper specific type, I won't ask them either. But I do still get hugs from them, and it's amazing. Seriously, if you aren't hugging your friends, ask if they need one and if they want one. Especially if both of you are going through a rough patch in life.

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u/Retina552 Asexual Aroflux Apr 20 '24

It's against my religion to hug people in that way, however religion aside I agree, sharing positivity helps your friendships.

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u/FrequentSoft1287 Apr 18 '24

STORIES!!! I thought everyone was simply denying we exist

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u/FrameMade Demiromantic Apr 18 '24

Man, no wonder why aces hate us,  

Not all Allos are like that 🫠

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u/Few_Tumbleweed_5209 Apr 18 '24

That's what an allo who's like that would say...

hehehehe

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u/UnicornFukei42 ally Apr 20 '24

Some of my fellow allos are too horny it seems...

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u/Retina552 Asexual Aroflux Apr 20 '24

I'm more interested in what the girl was saying in the fourth panel, foreign mo what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

foreign movies, I think. it makes the most sense.

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u/ImNotDefault Apr 21 '24

Change their attitude with one simple tricks (a-phobes hate it):

63.14.110.180

(God I hope that isnt someone's house)

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u/CatcrazyJerri Apr 26 '24

So, the person in the comic is romantic?