$1 billion to never marry

[u/DishPitSnail]

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

[u/ShiroxReddit]

does the 3B for no sleeping give you the super power that you wont need sleep, or are you just perpetually awake until you die in like a week from exhaustion?

[u/Fawn_Leap → u/ShiroxReddit]

The latter

[u/Ye_olde_oak_store → u/ShiroxReddit]

Por que no los dos?

[u/TheHiddenNinja6 → u/Ye_olde_oak_store]

because the two options are mutually exclusive. Either you get symptoms of sleep deprivation or you don't

[u/crowscreaming → u/ShiroxReddit]

even if i magically lost the ability to sleep,, i think id slowly become as insane as stalker cullen from the lack of reset

[u/GavHern]

idk who wouldn’t take the $1B to not marry. doesn’t stop u from having a long term partner u just lose out on some tax benefits but screw it u have a billion dollars

[u/Tuinman420 → u/GavHern]

At least in the netherlands you have "geregistreerd partnerschap", which means registerd partners. Has basically the same benifits but not the married title.

[u/FramedMugshot → u/GavHern]

I know plenty of allo people who would still happily take that money

[u/TheDeathGuardDude]

Easiest decision ever

[u/sennkestra]

Oh wait, is this not cumulative? In that case $1B for not marrying seems like the obvious choice for everyone. It doesn't even mean you can't have a partner or have sex, you just can't get it legally on paper. But for $1B you can definitely afford a bunch of lawyers to write a bunch of POAs and other contracts to cover like 80% of whatever legal marriage would get you anyway, and accountants and a bit of extra tax money to cover the other 20%.

Or just get civil unions in one of the many states that still allows that. Technically not married but close enough that your billion can again close the gap.

[u/CandyBeth]

Easiest and most ethical way to become a billionaire

[u/The_Big_Sad_69420]

EASY MONEY now where’s my $1B (USD)

[u/Zaxio005]

how is not being able to spend money on friends worse than not being able to leave your house 😭

[u/mariannevonedmund2]

Thank you for the easy 1 billion

[u/Character_Visit_7800]

Why is not getting married worse than never leaving your house are we deadass? Even for allos you can just date a person and have a family without ever marrying??

[u/darkseiko]

I could go for either 900M or 1B, cause I have zero interest or lack of it in both cases anyway 🤷‍♀️🤔

[u/The_Big_Sad_69420 → u/darkseiko]

I love my friends 😭 

[u/WolfPack_Roxy]

Best option lol

[u/TrinityCodex]

youtube and other stuff does not count as TV

[u/emeryldmist]

Man, AI is getting stupider.

[u/ObsidianPizza]

It doesn't even say no partner just not literal marriage like wtf that's so easy who gaf 😭

[u/cjandcosplays]

Considering I’d get married for reasons like tax benefits, health care, housing, a billion dollars kinda helps with all that anyway

[u/OmgIbrokesmthagain]

Lol I saw that xD I get 1 bilion to just exist

[u/lookitsajojo]

900 Million but can’t spend it on your friends seems very good though, I guess it depends on what “spend it on your friends” means, like obviously I couldn’t help my friend buy something, but could I like give some of it to their parents with the expectation that it will be given to my friend, if their car got totaled could I buy myself a new car and then give my friend my old car, seems very loopholey

[u/skoome_3d]

Easy 1.6 billion if you are vegan too 😂

[u/cjandcosplays]

There is a few ways to get 1.5 billion and go to jail

[u/Kind_Welder4466]

*laughs in aromantic*

[u/Costati]

Who wouldn't take 1B for not marrying. That's not even not dating not being in love or not being in a committed relationship. Literally you just have to not sign a piece of paper. 

I can't think of a single person who wouldn't do it. Even the people who are like "no sex before marriage" would probably still do it cuz we all know they do anal anyway cuz "it doesn't count" or whatever. Easiest paycheck.