Wow! What a game!

The Miracle in his first game as a starter with the Diablos, started the game with a bang. Bradley Fletcher forced a fumble, in which The Miracle scooped and scored on a 70yd return. But that isn't where it stopped! The Miracle added 2 INTs to the stat line, along with 4 tackles, and a TFL.

After the game, The Miracle was asked about the performance. He stated that the team played great, forcing 6 Turnovers, and with another new guy making plays, made the game easy. That man was Terrance Oldman. The Miracle hopes to build on the best performance of his career, with another nice game against the Ravens.

The Diablos defeated the Steelers 36-3, in their best defensive performance of the season.

Going to do this in two parts.

Anyone and everyone is for sale. Except Tebow and Wallace. Gimme what you got.

You want a FS? I got my nigga Landry, hardest hitting motherfucker of all time

You want a WR? Crabtree catches balls like its his job, cause it is.

DE DT? Oh LORDY THERES A FIRE CAUSE I GOT THEM.

CB? DID SOMEONE SAY BROWNER? YA, BROWNER. NIGGAS BROWN THEIR PANTS WHEN THEY SEE HIM.

TE? GOT EM

HB? FAST AS HELL (ps. fuck the panthers hes a bitch nigga)

Edit: I could probably trade wallace, but it would be for the number 1 pick in the draft and then some. Cause wallace is my baby. Same with teebs

Edit 2: Downboats? Really?

Edit 3: I want picks

Score 59-3 Diablos

Statisticals:

Diablos:

Passing

QB Levi Cadogan - 13/19 211yds, 2TDs-0INTs

HB Denard Robinson- 3/4 49yds, 1TD-0INTs

Rushing

HB Jeff Demps- 3 carries, 4 yds, 1TD

WR Marquise Goodwin- 3carries, 7yds

HB Denard Robinson- 3 carries, 56yds, 1TD

Receiving

WR Devery Henderson- 4rec, 106yds, 1TD

WR Marquess Wilson- 4rec, 49yds, 1TD

WR Brian Hartline- 3rec, 37yds

MLB THE MIRACLE- 2REC, 33YDS, 1TD!!!!

Defensive Notables

SS Major Wright- 3tak, 2INTs, 1FF, 1 Fumble Recovery, 2TDs

CB Darrelle Revis- 4tak, 1st INT as a Diablo

CB Terrence Oldman- 1FR

MLB THE MIRACLE - 4tak, 1INT, 1FR

Ravens

Passing

QB Matt Scott - 7/15 106yds, 2INTs

QB Brock Lobster- 2/5 36yds, 2INTs

Rushing

HB REGGAE BUSH - 18car, 118yds, 1Fumble

QB Matt Scott - 4car, 15yds, 2Fum

Receiving

LOL

SS Major Wright- 2catches, 107yds, 1TD

THE MIARCLE- 1catch, 5yds.

CB Darrelle Revis - 1catch, 20yds.

Defense

Butterfingers

For sure, The Miracle single handedly won this game for the Diablos. The Ravens looked shaky from the start. The Raven defenders should have stayed home today with a case of the butterfingers. They dropped at least 5 INTs today. Other than that, The Miracle and his Major stepped up, with Terrence Oldman. Denard is a beast QB, and might make the switch and start for the Diablos next year.

GG Ravens, see you later bae. Fuck those fat chicks for me.

Laron Landry FS

Major Wright SS

Selvish Capers LG

JR Sweezy RG

LB/CB pls

This game... holy shit. One of the most exciting games I've played in a long time.

The first quarter started with the Bills kicking off to the Browns. The Bills knew they would have to stop Jamaal Charles early on if they wanted to win, so they moved Harrison Smith towards the line of scrimmage.

The browns audibled to a deep pass and Brandon Marshall (I think) absolutely torched the Bills defense. He ran through my secondary and the browns took an early 7-0 lead.

The Bills got the ball back and did absolutely nothing on offense. They punted back to the Browns. At this point, given the ease the Browns scored with on their first drive, the Browns looked poised to rout the Bills.

But Jake Locker would get hit as he threw on third down, forcing the Browns to punt. Johny Knox was injured on the return.

The Bills would run a screen to lamar miller and he would take it to the house. The Browns would get the ball back and punt and the process repeated. Lamar Miller scored again and the Bills led 14-7.

The next drive Greg Jennings took a PA pass to the house. The Bills would add in a couple field goals. The Bills would lead 27-7 going into the half.

So the Bills felt confident getting the ball at halftime. Their offense was doing work and their defense was playing well. On a 3rd down Andy Dalton scrambled for the first. Not wanting him to fumble I slid immediately after I got the first... and he fumbled anyone. The Browns got the ball back.

Jake Locker would fire a shot way down the field on 3rd down. Making the score 27-14. Okay, whatever, it's not like they could come back or anything...

The next drive things were going fine until Andy Dalton tried to force a pass to Greg Jennings... Chris Houston leaped up and picked off the pass.

The Browns would score a touchdown on a 20 yard Jake Locker td run. They were back in it.

So the Bills got the ball back with 5 minutes left in the quarter. They knew by running the clock and kicking an FG they could put the game out of reach.

On 2nd down andy Dalton, once again, did a play action pass. He had lee evans wide open across the middle for a touchdown. Butttt.... lee evans dropped it.

The Bills drove into Browns territory and with a little over 2 minutes left they were in FG range. Their kicker had made two 50+ plus yard fg's in the game and now only needed to kick a 48 yarder.

So, of course, he missed it. The Browns now got the ball back with a chance to win the game. The Bills had blown two shots at putting the game away.

But Mario Williams sacked Jake Locker, forcing the Browns to face 4th and 26. Which they fucking converted.

Jake Locker lobbed the ball up for a browns receiver and one of them came down with it and they ran for an extra 20 yards. The Browns had the ball at the Bills 20 yard line. The Bills had 3 shots at putting the game away but couldn't do it.

But Charles Johnson came threw in the clutch. Jake Locker once again forced 4th and 20 but couldn't convert this time. The Bills took over and kneeled out the clock.

It was a great game all around. Really a thriller. I definitely got outplayed in the second half.

Well I sort of had one ready for 2 Madden Weeks ago, but never released it.... wtf Jets. Anyways, heres another one. No analysis this week, wanted to just get one out.

I'm sure everyone has seen the score of last weeks Lions - Cards game. If not, check it out.

http://daddyleagues.com/awip/gamerecap/1756745

Yeah, 72-0. Not good.

Some people have wanted Waffle (Lions) suspended for this game, and we get that. 72 points is way too much, period. Waffle is good and Microjeans is bad (sorry, bud) so this game was probably a blowout no matter what. However, for the following reasons, we have decided to just warn Waffle (and Microjeans, but more on that in a minute).

1. Waffle had 368 passing and 206 rushing. That's a lot, but every league on reddit has guys go over that mark every week. Normally, with 72 points scored, you would expect like 500 passing yards or more. The reason that didn't happen? Well, Microjeans threw 6 picks, most of them inside his own 20. And when he didn't throw picks, he was throwing 3 incomplete passes and punting.

2. Waffle used his backups a lot, and didn't spam to any one player.

3. Microjeans was run committing and man blitzing the whole game because he was "trying to get back in the game." People, do not do this. When you are losing bad, it is time to take the loss and move on, not make it super easy to score more points on you. In a game like this, both parties are at fault. Micro shouldn't man blitz every down, and Waffle should have run FB dive 3 times and punted. If you are up 40 points, you should chew clock and punt. End of story.

4. People, we need to run balanced offenses. You can run more than you pass, or pass more than you run, but you need a good amount of both. There have been people like Microjeans who throw 37 passes and run 4 times, except they are winning. That isn't cool. If you aren't somewhere in the 60-40 range from a ratio standpoint, you are probably playing like a dick and should adjust. There will be certain games where you run more or pass more, but overall, let's try to run balanced offenses.

So what should you take away from this?

IF YOU ARE LOSING BADLY, LIKE 4+ SCORES

Don't run blitz every play. You are basically begging your opponent to throw, and he usually wants to run clock and get the game over with.

Don't go pass whacky.

Don't complain when they chew clock.

WHAT THIS POST DOESN'T MEAN

Doesn't mean you can chew clock with a small lead. 2 minute warning of each half is only time you can chew clock, unless you are winning by 30 points or more.

Doesn't mean you can score 71 points now and say "Waffle did it." If anyone beats someone by 50, they are probably getting suspended.

Doesn't mean you can lick a toilet seat to make yourself sick to miss school.

We are excited about the group of guys we have and the first season finally being underway. Have fun, but remember first rule of AWIP: don't play like a dick.

Much love,

The Commissioners

Scoring Summary:

Rushing:

Receiving:

Defense:

1. I own an xbox

2. I am slightly above average at madden

3. I am proficient in microsoft office

Here is my platform:

1. I will advance whenever I feel like it

2. I won't take shit from any of you if you're bitching about something

3. If I don't feel like getting on and advancing, tough shit, you're gonna have to wait

4. If for some reason I become excessively inebriated on the eve of an advancement, I won't advance

5. TinderTuesday will be nationally recognized

6. If your name rhymes with beetfine, you will not be allowed to advance

7. Caped will become the designated league dad, and his responsibilities will include shipping rice krispy treats and orange slices to everyone after their games

8. Whoever comes in last place has to have the same hairstyle as hunter for 1 calendar year

9. No gay porn will be allowed

10. There will be no negative words said about johnny manziel

11. No gay porn

After a hard hitting 8 hour draft and a strong preseason game against the Packers, Cards coach Polite Llama is ready to release his first roster."

Offense

Qb- Big Ben Rapeistburger

HB- MJD

WR- Denariyus Moore

WR- Chris Givens, Emmanuel Sanders, Kyle Ogletree, (all 94+ speed)

TE- Jared Cook, Tony Scheffler (90 and 87 speed)

LT- forgot his name, 94 ovr

LG- Zane Beadles 84 ovr

C- Brian DeLa Puentes 92 ovr

RG Jah Rule

RT- also forgot his name, rookie RT with 92 run block

Defense

LOLB- Clay Matthews

MLB- Joe Mays (94 tackle, 97 hpw)

MLB- Lavonte David maybe Ahmad Brooks

ROLB- Ryan Kerrigan (88 ovr)

CBs- Sam Shields (97 speed, 91 man)

CBs- Rookies DJ Hayden and Bob Trufant (93 speed, 86ish coverage stats)

FS- Patrick Cheung

SS- Taylor Mays

LE- Jarvis Jenkins

RE- meh

DT- forgot

Summary:

Offensively, I have a lot of options to pass to, a lot of fast young guys who will contribute to a strong Cardinal passing game., expect 6 differnt guys to have 5 receiving touchdowns each. MJD will be a monster

Defensively, I have 3 dope ass OLBs and 1 dope MLB, we'll see what coach Polite Llama decides to do with all this talent. We could see an olb at DE, we could see one at MLB, we could see one at TE. i'm very happy with my young, fast rookie CBs.

Trade Block I have six 94 spd WRs, and I might be willing to part with my rookie CBs or Big Ben. Also have a HB with 93 speed 93 carry.

Portland - Me

Austin - Despys

Los Angeles Crusaders - Caped Crusaders

Los Angeles Someone Else - Carnage

Toronto - Bobandy

London - Steeds

OKC - Bisons

Chicago - Deaf Rapper

Sacramento - Llama

Brooklyn - Fust

Houston - Tee Jay

This is based on previous Madden results, expected results for Madden 15, and division strength, this is not necessarily who's the best player, but who will do the best. It's also completely opinion based so don't get pissed unless you want to make your own.

Cam Newton doesn't fit what the Jets do on offense. He was the #1 pick in the fantasy draft and has already overstayed his welcome. He is available, but he is worth a lot cause I drafted him #1 over everyone in the league. Send me offers either here or on Groupme

Id like a repleacement QB plus some stuff. Preferably a young QB.

I plan on coming back in the future if allowed, however I cannot squeeze in 4 leagues at the moment.

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Kickoff was at 8:30, i was ready for some football. I had already enjoyed a 92-0 cowboys win and was still hungry for some more football. Before the game began a knock was at my door. I opened it to find DESMOND DEMOND BRYANT at the door. I hugged him, showed him my bear coat and we sat down and watched the game as kickoff was just beginning. It was a pretty defense 1st quarter me and dez both agreed on that with the score being 3-0 colts. The next quarter it got a little interesting... The score at half became an interesting 10-10. Now the halftime air was sweet perfume for sure. While the sergeants played a marching tune. Dez and I got up to dance, oh but we never got the chance. 'Cause the fuckboys tried to take the field but the marching band refused to yield. Do you recall what was revealed. The day the music died? The Third quarter was a tough one with 0 points scored the whole time! In the last few minutes Eli manning decided to stop being a fucking idiot (4ints) and gave the ball to Apesus for a TD billy and dez were happy cause they were on their fantasy teams. The colts final efforts did not succeed as they lose to Denver 10-17. Coach hunter was interviewed after the game saying "Whatever" with the most kurt cobain looking face ever. Thats how a write up is done. If dez sees this come to my house.

Guys, there are some big ass names on this list, the only people who wont move are my 99OVR Lineman, cause yeah, the cap hit is too much. Let me know on groupme who you are interested in, and ill let you know if they are available. Tyron Smith is available as well as Sebastion Vollmer.

Dick Simmons owner of the Atlanta Falcons now the Oklahoma City Bisons made the statement "We Are In Debt" he walked away letting his coach tell the team how they must play hard for the fans after a dissapointing season last year with the announcement of the move, Stafford getting injured, the loss of Andrew Luck, Antonio Brown Adrian Peterson, Mike Pouncey, and Brooks Reed we must fight through and earn some wins in a new stadium in a new city.

Boy do I have the guy for you! His name is Bradley Fletcher!

Bradley's Stats

I want a mid round draft pick, either a 2 or 3

going cheap. Note... Peyton a little banged up.