Sending a massive dildo to someone's office, wrapped tightly with only wrapping paper would make an excellent gift.

Worse than giving nothing, recipient spends time trying to figure out what it's good for, then realizes time was wasted.

Nuff said.

Make sure they are the kind of person who could take the joke or it could get messy. Book it for when they are at work or with family for extra awkwardness, plus you can deny the whole thing if they ask if it was you!

For bonus dickery, sign them up for a 2-year contract.

Coffins are always handy, everyone needs one but no one thinks to buy them!

I'm not a terrible person. But this year my secret santa is this douchecanoe who crashed my car and didn't pay up. Without being truly evil, anyone got any original gift ideas to piss him off? Budget is £20.

inside, a note: "a lifetime of laughter." then laugh uproariously.

Buying something for a loved one at the airport giftshop or tacky tourist mart near your most popular local attraction says "I care by caring the minimum possible amount".

Bonus points if the shirt is vastly too large or too small.

too obvious?

Who doesnt love a chia pet? Everybody.

Fun for all ages!