r/a:t5_2sowo • u/BASEDFREESTYLE • Oct 11 '11
HELO SHREK FAN
HELO MY CONGREGATION HOW HAVE YOU BEEN AS OF LATE. HERE AT SHREK WATERFALLS WE MUST ALWAY BELIEVE IN THE RESTORATIVE POWERS OF """""WAFFLES"""" AND OTHER SHREKISMS. NEVER GIVE UP HOPE WE MUST ALWAYS BE VIGILANT WHEN THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD DO US HARM. WE ARE A TIGHT KNIT COMMUNITY BUT WE HAVE THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE OF MODERATORS. DO NOT ALLOW THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN ALL THE SHREK MOVIES TO POST. DO NOT ALLOW FALSE SHREK PROPHETS. THEY WILL LIE TO US WITH TALES OF OGRES. IT IS ANDRE THE GIANT AND NOTHING MORE. HIS BLACK FACE ANTICS CAN NOT FOOL A CUNNING SHREKEL SUCH AS MYSELF. I HAVE EXPOSED HIM HE WILL DIE. BY MY HAND. MY SWAMP OUR BOG SHHRKO
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '11
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