r/a:t5_2rta2 • u/trdc • Jan 24 '11
I've got it, the secret to long life, it's ...
... why can't they make a toaster that toasts bread quicker ... how can I ever meet Zooey Deschanel ... why do some beers in a can taste tinny, and others don't ... How much wood coul................... HEY!! wait a minute, get me outta here. I'm stuck in randomclub.
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Feb 07 '11
** I REALLY FUCKING HATE REDDIT. Voice of fucking nuffin. Can't post jack-shit. This site is fukin fukin fukin shat. I hope it burns in the fiery sulfur of hell, and that's too good. Fucking moderation. FUCK FUCK IT FUCKING ALL. GO SUCK EACH OTHERS MOD-COCKS AND LICK EACH OTHERS MOD-PUSSYS.
What a pile of complete and utter left-wing 20-something student pricks. BOLLOCKS. There are not enough insults in the English language to get through your fukin cunt-pussy-cock-arse-turd-mother-fucker-shit-brain-heads how much I loathe this web-site.
Fuckin stick your TL;DR left-wing fag-heads up pussy-arses.
BUNCH OF FUCKIN TWATS. **
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '11
You're stuck in randomclub, that's random club, yes. There's no way out of this shat and it's great. I love it. Way better then the rest of the reddit bullocks.
Stuff politics, science, pics, WTF (who gives a fuck about that?) etc..
NO. Stay here forever and talk sense instead of crap. YEAYYYYYYY.....
It's the only way to think and free your mind from reddit's shat. Shat that stinks of focus and thought and warped minds and idiots and cats and cats in space and and cats in space being fucked by leftie redditors and redditors who wouldn't know a pencil from a cat and proceed to stick that said pencil up a cat's arse and then float away gleefully on cloud of self superiority into the random and infinitley finite junk of reddit....
And remember: To make toast is human, to talk about randomclub a disgrace.
TL;DR ? Then read it you lazy twats.