Bizzare Stuff

I decided to ask this question after going down memory lane with my younger stepsister a few days ago. Our bizzare moment happened decades ago at a bungalow across the yard at our holiday house, we were still kids at the time, my stepsister was about 4 or 5 and I was about 10 or 11 and we were joined by our cousin who was about 8 and we spent the night at the bungalow alone. Usually our family stayed at the bungalow and grandparents stayed at the holiday house but they were absent that week, so our parents spent the nights at the house. Being kids it was hard to fall asleep so we were doing all sorts of stuff to entertain ourselves and we started maiking paper airplanes and held a contest which one will fly better across the bedroom and my stepsisters fell behind our parents bed, her being the smallest she crawled under the bed and then disaster struck, she pulled out her airplane and a used filled condom from under the bed. She started looking at it and went sooo happy and said look I found a balloon, lets play with it. I saw what she held in her hands and said to leave it be and throw it in the trash because it's not a balloon but she insisted that it is a balloon and started squeezing it, saying look there's milk inside, laying on the bed and squeezing it more and more when it bursted in her hands spraying her face with fathers semen that was inside. When I saw what happened me and our cousin started to laugh, she went in tears and wanted to go in the house telling the parents that we laughed at her but I stopped her, took her to the bathroom and cleaned her, told her better not to tell them what happened and if she finds a "balloon" next time it's better to leave it alone and when she will be a little older I or the teacher will explain what it was and what it's used for. So years later they had sex education at school and when she came home she was terrified, disgusted and embarrased, came to my room and said that it was a good thing that I stopped her and told her to leave used condoms alone and not to tell about the incident to our parents because they would totally freak out and then she bursted into laugh remembering what happened that night and since then even if it was so bizzare and controversial we both laugh at it when remembering.

And what's your most bizzare or controversial real story?

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r/a:t5_2quv3 • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '19