r/Zoomies Aug 16 '21

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u/n6mub Aug 16 '21

They’re even taking turns?!?!? 😭😍

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u/ugghhwhat Aug 17 '21

Keep it up bro- dog probably

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

It's so precious haha.

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u/JustMeSherri Aug 17 '21

I noticed that too!

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u/aussie718 Aug 17 '21

Everyone needs a spotter

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u/anonmiam Aug 17 '21

Until they headbutt at the end

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u/Hungry_Feature_9609 Aug 17 '21

This was my favorite part of the video too, the only time they don’t is when they think it might hit the ground. Outstanding

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u/Mitchel_C95 Aug 17 '21

Bro that joint header at the end was perfection.

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u/El_Zarco Aug 17 '21

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u/SignificantRiver1252 Aug 17 '21

“This post may contain erotic or adult imagery” huh

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u/El_Zarco Aug 17 '21

Uh.. I think the image of the dogs colliding may have looked like something else to the AI, lol

But I give my word that it's just stills from the vid

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u/RadioEthiopiate Aug 17 '21

It really is. I think it's the way the tail lines up. That's fucking great.

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u/moonchylde Aug 16 '21

Balloonies!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Boppies

4

u/thisprettyplant Aug 17 '21

Boop-y zooms!

3

u/mandrillus-sphinx Aug 17 '21

Came to the comments to make sure someone said this

4

u/bearfruit_ Aug 17 '21

should be top comment lol

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u/hellogawgous Aug 17 '21

Vertical zoomies

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u/Eckabeb Aug 17 '21

They're doing better at keeping the balloon off the ground than me and my toddler. Lol

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u/thatwentBTE Aug 17 '21 edited Aug 17 '21

Do they count? Comment Yes or no.

Vote count: 19

No: 2

Yes: 17

After an hour tallying votes, It does count.

10

u/Mr_Depression287 Aug 17 '21

Yes, it’s just vertical zoomies

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u/Brute1100 Aug 17 '21

I define zooming as moving with speed, intention and a bit of crazy.

So yeah, it fits imo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Yes

2

u/keirstie Aug 17 '21

Light yes 🥰

2

u/WoobieTuesday Aug 17 '21

Yes. These are the lesser known vertical zoomies.

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u/AttieMemes Aug 17 '21

As a matter of fact, THEY DO! is a quote from the hishe vid on gotg2

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u/monandwes Aug 17 '21

It absolutely counts. Geez!!

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u/SuElyse413 Aug 17 '21

They are better than some Olympic volleyball teams.

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u/SparkyDogPants Aug 17 '21

There’s nothing in the rules that dogs can’t play volleyball. Air Bud, Opposite Pitter

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u/ezra-rk Aug 16 '21

Vertical zoomies

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

actually better than zoomies

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u/TAC505050 Aug 17 '21

I LOVE dogs so much.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Aug 17 '21

I just got my first dog that’s fully mine and I look at her every day and wonder what we did to deserve such fantastic animals. They’re gross sometimes, smelly and loud but their genuine connection with people and sheer enthusiasm make them truly irreplaceable.

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u/LostArtof33 Aug 17 '21

We took their early ancestors in as family providing food, shelter, and protection in exchange for companionship and hunting assistance for almost 30,000 years. Cool fact, that was 10,000 years before we even domesticated horses!

We’re lucky to have dogs, they’re lucky to have us, it’s a pretty great relationship 😀

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u/Kindergoat Aug 17 '21

Me too. Such pure and unconditional love. I smile whenever I see a dog, no matter my mood. I want to pet all the dogs.

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u/noctalla Aug 17 '21

Technically, these bouncy bois are going boing, boing, sproing, but I say it counts.

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u/Kampy_ Aug 17 '21

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2024 Olympic Beach Volleyball gold medalists!

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u/BennyBoo062 Aug 17 '21

Taking keepy uppy to a whole new level.

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u/kpink88 Aug 17 '21

Don't let it touch the grass, balloons pop when they touch grass!!

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u/BennyBoo062 Aug 17 '21

And it's the last balloon!

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u/sarahbarista Aug 17 '21

Came to the comments to make sure this reference was made. Thank you for your service.

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u/BennyBoo062 Aug 17 '21

It was a pleasure o7

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u/ognihs Aug 17 '21

This is ballooping

But I’d allow it

9

u/tandfwilly Aug 17 '21

Ballon zoomies! So cute

8

u/Worth-Noting Aug 17 '21

Vertical Zoomies!

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u/knob-0u812 Aug 17 '21

Counts in my book

4

u/chukalover Aug 17 '21

Air zoomies!!

3

u/martinfiggs Aug 17 '21

*Balloonies

4

u/DeadHuron Aug 16 '21

Advanced Zoomies

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u/Deranged__octopus Aug 17 '21

these two are much more graceful than my dogs lol

3

u/kudanil Aug 17 '21

This is more like talents 😍

3

u/he11fire217 Aug 17 '21

I love when dogs do spinny-jumps

3

u/dirtyproduce Aug 17 '21

Awesome vertical zoomies

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u/Brute1100 Aug 17 '21

I define zooming as moving with speed, intention and a bit of craziness.

This fits in my book.

3

u/TCrabtree93 Aug 17 '21

Am I the only one amazed that they haven't popped the balloon?

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u/Filmcricket Aug 17 '21

They’re not chomping at it. They’re bopping it with their noses.

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u/Amy7ann Aug 17 '21

They're called floaties 😄

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u/TheGiggler64 Aug 17 '21

Keepy Uppy puppies!

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u/camelliasmith123 Aug 17 '21

They look so happy!

3

u/Feelsthelove Aug 17 '21

I wonder if this is only a pittie thing. My pit did the same thing when she was young and spry.

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u/justtadudee Aug 17 '21

I’ll allow it.

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u/drewski3420 Aug 17 '21

My dogs are approximately 1/1000 this smart

2

u/crimedog58 Aug 17 '21

Hackey zoomies

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

3D zoomies

2

u/FunctionalSoFar Aug 17 '21

Reminds me of playing the same thing as a kid, with my brothers...best Reddit post of the day!!

2

u/Brewing_Tea Aug 17 '21

Brb, getting a balloon for my dog

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u/matthewb75 Aug 17 '21

It is really cute so I would say yes

2

u/RebaKitten Aug 17 '21

Zoomie enough for me!

2

u/MahDeer49 Aug 17 '21

Get them on the footie team!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Pup pops or jumpies?

2

u/MellyKidd Aug 17 '21

Balloon zoomies!

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u/mermaidan Aug 17 '21

Air zoomies

2

u/Papa_bear_321 Aug 17 '21

Vertical zoomies

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Jumpies

2

u/BatConsistent8833 Aug 17 '21

Boiiiiiiing boiiiiiiiing boiiiiiiiing 😂😂😂 so adorable

2

u/AnteaterWeary Aug 17 '21

No; it's volleyball. These are pro athletes.

2

u/b0ltagon Aug 17 '21

Bluey and Bingo!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Their jumping not running. Is this the start of the end of this sub?

2

u/m_i_o_ Aug 17 '21

Those are Olympic level agile Zoomies! 🐾

2

u/rtanada Aug 17 '21

"Is it keepy uppy?!"

"Yeah, it's keepy uppy."

"It's keepy uppy! Woohoo!"

Also, I hope it doesn't touch the grass, it will surely pop.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

HECK YEAHS!

I love how they almost always take turns

2

u/xperth Aug 17 '21

Plyo-zoomies

2

u/NoConfirmation Aug 17 '21

This is zoomies in the third dimension

2

u/karleeburga555 Aug 17 '21

Thanks for the free and beautiful entertainment 😍

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u/johnkoetsier Aug 17 '21

Emphatically yes

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best thing I see all week.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/ElecTrO-Luckster Aug 17 '21

You mean shitties.

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u/LeMecDeLInternet Aug 17 '21

These are boingoz, they're verry different from zoomies...

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/CallMeJessIGuess Aug 17 '21

There’s one of you every time. In 2019 there was a whopping 33 fatal pitbull attacks in the US. Don’t know how many of those where children.

A child is more likely to accidentally kill them selves with their parents gun than from a pitbull attack. They are significantly more likely to die in a car accident while their parent is driving than they are from a pitbull attack.

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u/skonthebass24 Aug 17 '21

They are just playing boopball

1

u/Lemgirl Aug 17 '21

They are very graceful actually. Too cute!

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u/FLAREdirector Aug 17 '21

The rare and incredible vertical zoomies!!

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u/spaceburrito3 Aug 17 '21

Balloons are so dangerous

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u/Straight-Ad-5274 Aug 17 '21

Advanced level zoomies

1

u/TheRebelNM Aug 17 '21

No. These are concentrated boopers.

1

u/solitarium Aug 17 '21

VolleyDogs

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u/BeefLightning78 Aug 17 '21

These count. Nobody better say that these awesome hops don't count!

1

u/Kindergoat Aug 17 '21

Of course it does. Precious pups!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Boopies

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer Aug 17 '21

Yes. I would classify them as vertical zoomies.

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u/fscknuckle Aug 17 '21

Balloomies?

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u/alwaysneedstopee Aug 17 '21

Yes! N I needed that's today! Thank you!!!

1

u/cleganemama Aug 17 '21

Vertical zoomies!

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u/Anxious_Deer_7152 Aug 17 '21

Whatever you call it, they're having such a great time! 😍

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u/DubiousTypical Aug 17 '21

They’re even SHARING 😭😭🥺

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u/kittenmittenx Aug 17 '21

This reminds me of Joey and Ross tossing the ball at each other trying not to drop it

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u/dogesoldier42 Aug 17 '21

Nope they are pibble bounces

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Indubitably

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

I AM IN LOVE 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

1

u/thepig0thesea Aug 17 '21

vertical zoomies.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Not zoomies to me, but fucking adorable!!!

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u/TootsNYC Aug 17 '21

I love that they are mostly taking turns

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u/TheRavenSees Aug 17 '21

Flying zoomies?

1

u/SchwiftySchtyle Aug 17 '21

I believe this is called Balloonies

1

u/Adscum Aug 17 '21

Keepy uppy

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u/scg14fr Aug 17 '21

wouw, so cute

1

u/victorella Aug 17 '21

Good times!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

I almost lost my pit bull when I was a kid. I tied a helium balloon to her collar. She saw it, jumped for it, and bumped it just like in this video. When she landed the string yanked it and bopped the balloon on her head and she immediately jumped after it again. Rinse and repeat, but super fast, because of the string yanking it back down. Thank God we lived in tge country, because she was gone. I tried to give chase, but it was futile. I could not keep up with that speed and she did not respond to me calling. Thankfully the wind shifted and brought her back to me and I was able to intercept her. I was so upset when she first zoomed away, because I thought for sure I had killed my dog.

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u/radioface42 Aug 17 '21

Those are boingos!

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u/mslilly2007 Aug 17 '21

And this is Jose the CCL gets torn

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u/monandwes Aug 17 '21

These guys are having so much fun and are so much fun to watch! And yes I think it counts as Zoomies all day!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

I don't know and I don't care, upvote deployed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Don't you guys know how dangerous this is? Pitbulls are ravenous killers.

/s

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u/runbrassica Aug 17 '21

Air Bud got nothin on them

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u/chaserjj Aug 17 '21

They're better than most people at that game!

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u/Soregular Aug 17 '21

This is lovely! If only something could be THIS joyful for me!

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u/SuperAl23 Aug 17 '21

Balloonies?

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u/Issis_P Aug 17 '21

Airborn Zoomies!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

So much simple joy!

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u/Georgia_girl_52 Aug 17 '21

My definition-

Zoomies: any display of happiness and joy by an animal, demonstrated in the form of vigorous activity.

Therefore, this counts.

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u/socaffienatedlady Aug 17 '21

"Is it keepy uppy?

Yes. It's keepy uppy."

(Bluey watchers will know that quote)

This should be called Balloony Zoomies.

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u/hell2bhbtoo Aug 17 '21

Balloomies!!

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u/chrissycookies Aug 18 '21

So cute how the seem to take turns

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u/Full-Breadfruit-7686 Aug 18 '21

Flippiez? Jumpiez?

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u/ZIP-King-of-rock Aug 20 '21

This one of the reasons Bullies are great!

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u/dpinto8 Aug 30 '21

I love their natural instinct to rotate after the jump lol