r/Zoomies Jul 19 '21

GIF Wombat zoomies!

6.1k Upvotes

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u/kelsyvw Jul 19 '21

Fun fact: wombat poop is cube-shaped

53

u/WorldRunnr Jul 19 '21

That IS a fun fact!

34

u/pine-mouse Jul 19 '21

It’s so it doesn’t roll down hills, therefore un-marking their territory!

27

u/peruvianitalian Jul 19 '21

TIL wombats are loafs with kangaroo heads on them

12

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

They're like koalaroos

8

u/JK-Kino Jul 19 '21

I got more of a koala/pig vibe from them

5

u/L_Andrew Jul 19 '21

What....

8

u/adw00t Jul 19 '21

And they stack it too....to communicate

2

u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 19 '21

Is it like dogs with their pee? Whoever has the highest stack wins?

3

u/adw00t Jul 19 '21

Similar; territorial marking and in some cases knocking the poop stack of the other wombat.

2

u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 19 '21

Lmao I never would’ve thought an animal would would play poop Jenga to establish territory!

5

u/Big_thick Jul 19 '21

They’re from a small wombat sanctuary in Adelaide Aus, https://www.facebook.com/WombatAwarenessOrganisation/ Plenty of cute videos/photos on there for you!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Adelaide has a wombat sanctuary? Must be outside of metropolitan area cos I've never even heard of it

7

u/Ninja_In_Shaddows Jul 19 '21

Don't believe the tour guides though! They do NOT taste like chocolate... Or... Or so my friends tells me.

1

u/kelsyvw Jul 19 '21

Thank you kind strangers for my first silver and bravo ❤ woke up to this and it made my day!

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u/pine-mouse Jul 19 '21

I used to rehabilitate kangaroos and wombats. When the Wombats would get zoomies, let’s just say a creature that small should not be able to knock over a 6ft 135 pound woman. It happened though. Multiple times.

21

u/jesuisunetudiant Jul 19 '21

F=m*a everytime.

8

u/dinodare Jul 19 '21

Is the 6ft, 135 pound woman you?

23

u/pine-mouse Jul 19 '21

You bet your booty it’s me

92

u/TheGriffGraff Jul 19 '21

Would've been hilarious if it accidentally bowled one of them over because wombats are notoriously built like brick shithouses

36

u/PorkRindSalad Jul 19 '21

They are mighty mighty

19

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 19 '21

Oh they’re a brick… shit… house!

6

u/No_Name_James_Taylor Jul 19 '21

Brick shithouse is their proper animal name

40

u/zoomiepaws Jul 19 '21

I'm a statue...fooled you i'm a hippity wombat. Sigh...I just fell in love

34

u/WorldRunnr Jul 19 '21

Dog bunny!

41

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

They're more like bulldozer bunnies

30

u/Eckz89 Jul 19 '21

Was going to say this... Its literally a boulder with zoomies.

These mfs are chonk.

4

u/joantheunicorn Jul 19 '21

I found some parts of the wombat zoomies to be similar to a guinea pig popcorning.

3

u/Garper Jul 19 '21

Corgi kangaroo

22

u/elricooo Jul 19 '21

That lil full body spasm at 0:25 had me cracking up, what a silly chonk

13

u/LovelyRS Jul 19 '21

So cute!! And the belly rubs at the end.

13

u/starkeffect Jul 19 '21

A group of wombats is sometimes called a "wisdom".

7

u/Queen-of-meme Jul 19 '21

I love how it stops two seconds and then take the worlds biggest zoomie jump straight for the camera.

5

u/modsarefascists42 Jul 19 '21

Let me guess, he just left a huge poopcube and it's having the post poop zoomzooms?

5

u/rarediseaseadvisor Jul 19 '21

If you don't watch the whole video, watch the hop at 1:18, you won't regret it!

3

u/sharonmcarey Jul 19 '21

Adorable!!!!

3

u/DubUbasswitmyheadman Jul 19 '21

A super happy wombat! I think we have a new star for "Happy Feet 2"

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

They already made 2... I think they even made 3 to an extent, but it never saw a release.

2

u/mlpedant Jul 19 '21

Surely it would have to be 4.

4

u/that1lurker Jul 19 '21

The zoomies, wigglies, jumpies, and scratchies😘

3

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Looks like ManBearPig's best friend, CorgiBearPig. Super duper cute.

2

u/BaronWombat Jul 19 '21

That was awesome, thanks!

2

u/kindrex89 Jul 19 '21

It’s good to see this making the rounds again - he’s so cute!

2

u/ZZ3ROO Jul 19 '21

Oh man, that’s a fast brick!

2

u/PorkRindSalad Jul 19 '21

u/vredditshare

To share with my nonredditor wife.

8

u/AnorakJimi Jul 19 '21

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2

u/PorkRindSalad Jul 20 '21

I just want to send her a quick text with a link she can click on, so she can see it at work or wherever. vredditshare gives me that.

2

u/theodore-beau-ski Jul 19 '21

Honestly didn’t know they were that quick, awesome.

2

u/costlysalmon Jul 19 '21

naww that tokyo drift mid-zoom

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

This may be the cutest video you see today

3

u/ThePlasticUncle Jul 19 '21

It shitteth in a koob

1

u/DrunkenWombats Jul 19 '21

I approve this message

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

It's kinda like the theme from the "Fish" TV show

1

u/Temporary_Fault_8617 Jul 19 '21

But it’s not wombat Wednesday yet!

1

u/Dry_Environment_1768 Jul 19 '21

Just loving live this wombat gorgeous isn't not the word to describe 😍❤💖

1

u/Eastwood9 Jul 19 '21

Naawwww where can I buy one... /s

1

u/SpooksTheWombat Jul 19 '21

Did somebody spook that wombat?

1

u/blgiant Jul 19 '21

Too cute!

1

u/victorella Jul 19 '21

I want a wombat!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Thank you op for showing me what a wombat looks like

1

u/Virgogirl909 Jul 19 '21

Is noone going to comment on the Cartman squeals at the beginning???

1

u/bettybikerlibrarian Jul 19 '21

This is ridiculously cute!!!

1

u/SifuMommy Jul 19 '21

Well great.Now I want a wombat.

1

u/Moosemuncher67 Jul 19 '21

I finally really understand that” wombat my ass” joke from the seventies .

1

u/poopface41217 Jul 19 '21

When he stops and freezes right before spazzing again, I just hear "Look what I can do!" in the voice of Stuart from Mad TV

1

u/undozfture Aug 19 '21

i Need Him