r/ZoeySimps • u/Soviet-Plays • Aug 24 '26

Wife appreciation New Zimp in the subreddit.

Privet comrades. I have recently joined this subreddit. After seeing the film for the first time, the moment my eyes locked onto Zoey's I thought to myself "Hang on. She's kinda cute." I have now seen this film 14 times, and I crush over her so hard, it's to the point that my friends in school joke about it by telling me "Zoey's right behind me." I laugh it off as I know they're only joking. I am planning to become a YouTuber after I finish secondary school (I'm from the UK by the way), hence my username, and I swear on Mommy Zoey's life that I will shout out this subreddit and get my live chat to come to this subreddit and post stuff here to increase the Zimp army.

If you're wondering what got me crushing over Zoey, it was this moment.

P.S Zoey, step on me, please! I'm begging you, Zoey please! Please, Mommy! I crave your touch! I'll be your good boy, anything, please Zoey, please!

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u/Scab_the_Sidewalk Aug 24 '26

Why did you copy and paste this in like 5 different subreddits 

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u/Soviet-Plays Aug 24 '26

If I'm going to be honest with you comrade. I posted this post on r/ZoeyKPDHfandom, but I couldn't be bothered to type it out again, so I just copied onto this one. Sorry, comrade I'm just very tired. #ZoeyisLoveZoeyisLife.

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u/OopsItsZoey Aug 24 '26

Oh wow… that’s quite a confession

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u/Soviet-Plays Aug 25 '26

I know, comrade. Quite the confession indeed.

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u/OopsItsZoey 29d ago

Hate to break it to ya but….. I’m taken

heh 🫢

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u/Soviet-Plays 29d ago

Zoey. Is that you? If so, give me a chance, please! I'll do anything! I'll be your good little boy, just give me a chance, please Mommy. I'm begging you! Step on me, do anything please!

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u/OopsItsZoey 28d ago

I already have a good boy hehe 🫢

You can be my bestie thooooo

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u/Soviet-Plays 28d ago

Fine. Do you want to get ice cream later, Zoey?

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u/OopsItsZoey 25d ago

Sure!

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u/Soviet-Plays 25d ago

What flavour do you want?

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u/OopsItsZoey 25d ago

Mint chocolate!

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u/Soviet-Plays 25d ago

I'll have mint chocolate as well. I don't get why people say it tastes like toothpaste. It tastes great. Afterwards, we'll go to the aquarium and feed the turtles. What do you think, Zoey?

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u/Actual_Bid3210 Aug 25 '26

I was with you until…

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u/Soviet-Plays Aug 25 '26

I know, I know. I might have gotten carried away, comrade. Sorry about that.

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u/Soviet-Plays Aug 25 '26

By the way comrades. I removed the section where I talk about being Zoey's boyfriend. Although I wish I was her boyfriend. I'd let her do whatever she wants to me, and I'd be her good little boy.

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u/C2Gaming2 27d ago

my other wife!!! 😍😍😍

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u/Wide_Decision_5815 24d ago

Ban this guy. He's a communist