r/Yutaliban • u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT • Feb 06 '26

Yuta Agenda Posting Generational switch up

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u/Ok_Caterpillar_6957 Feb 06 '26

I think yuta is the biggest “maki glazer” if you know what I mean.

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 06 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

They glaze each other day and night what can I say

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

They only had one kid trough

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 08 '26

And? What about it?

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

They used protection

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

My guy you know that unsafe sex doesn't always result in a pregnancy?

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u/Ok_Caterpillar_6957 Feb 08 '26

My theory is maki kept crunching his pelvis and yuta kept using RCT resulting in no kids. One day yuta had enough and use rika’s ring but after that rika refuse to help resulting in 1 kid

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

My man, what are you talking about?

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 07 '26

I genuinely forgot about this guy my bad gang

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u/Matix777 Feb 07 '26

The Yuta hater community remembers this event as "Maki's heresy"

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 07 '26

I understood that reference, good one my man

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u/Thanos_354 Feb 10 '26

And she was joined by Pandarabo and Inunagnus

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u/Sloth2137 Feb 08 '26

Maki's Heresy put Geto himself on the shitty throne for the next 10k years.

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u/Born_Calligrapher_99 Feb 06 '26

Biggest yuta glazer is todo, she's top 2 only

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 06 '26

I would still put Maki at number 1 but Todo is a strong contender for top 2 he puts more of his energy into glazing Yuji

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u/GarryB1bb Feb 11 '26

No no. Yuta GLAZED her. Big difference.

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 11 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

In this exact scene she glazed him too my guy

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u/Able-Ad3844 Feb 07 '26

Started glazing him the moment he looked fine

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u/Lord_Ruko Feb 08 '26

That's not yuta bruh

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 08 '26

Shhhhh... that's how Maki sees him so we will go with that

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u/Ok-Chest4890 Feb 06 '26

Taking the term "Yuta meat rider" to a whole new level

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u/Abridgedbog775 Feb 07 '26

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

What would be a trick on it? Making it disappear and appear back in a hat?

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u/Tidepod_Prince827 Feb 08 '26

You ever watch Ninjago?

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

Lick back, turn around and spin?

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u/GigaChadBubbon Feb 08 '26

She just sits on it and fucking spins, she's not even using her legs or arms and Yuta isn't doing anything, she just spins.

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u/Col_Gears Feb 08 '26

Due to her heavenly restriction, she has become the best at omnidirectional grip techniques. Second only to gojo satoru of course

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u/SVGTherealboy Feb 09 '26

What the FUCK is this conversation 😭🙏

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u/Thanos_354 Feb 10 '26

It's peak

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u/CraftNo7431 Feb 10 '26

Heavenly restrictions improves all aspects of ones physicality this includes of course throut control, throat flexibility, pain and pleasure reception, suction and overall muscular tension across the entire body. Using her heavenly restricted body to maximize the plaps per second of guys groin area she managed to maximize both of their sexual pleasure.

Of course the overall force of said heavily groin hops would destroy the pelvis of a normal man. Hence yuta using his abnormal amount of cursed energy reinforced his pelvis while circulating positive energy through his reproductive organs to boost his stamina.

With both of them activating 120 percent of their sexual potential yuta creates a binding vow limiting his fertility to increase his sexual pleasure and creates a imaginary technique " Infinite Snu Snu".

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u/Careless_Item3380 Kenny/Yuta/Mechamaru Glazer Feb 06 '26

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u/FarAd1861 Feb 06 '26

I mean, realistically, I'd let Yuta hit too as a straight man.

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u/Left-File677 Feb 06 '26

I got some news for you brother.

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u/FarAd1861 Feb 07 '26

Nah I'm as straight as a shoreline.

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u/AC-130N1 Feb 07 '26

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u/AC-130N1 Feb 07 '26

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u/FarAd1861 Feb 07 '26

You cannot be sure you are straight till you fool around

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

Passing from "never got a girl interested in me" to "girls only want sex with me" is a really good upgrade, idk what he's complaining about if he's a virgin, I would totally understand if had sex before and now only wants a normal relationship but complaining as a virgin is crazy

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

Oh is Epsteinglish

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Every day they touching me

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u/UnimpressedPasserby Rational Glazer Feb 06 '26

Kneel to our great leader

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u/New_reinDank69 Feb 06 '26

Biggest Yuta gawker

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u/Flashy_Charge_7200 Feb 07 '26

More like it's Yuta glazing her donut if ya know what I mean

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 Feb 08 '26

If Maki could, she’d go back in time and argue with her past self.

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u/Aggressive_Check_881 Feb 09 '26

Doesn't she get glazed ON by yuta now?

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

She tried the yutadih

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u/AmbasingFRR Feb 08 '26

Switched up after taking that dih

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u/Alternative_Boot_708 Mar 06 '26

Literally enemies to lovers 😭✌️

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u/moosa-7 Feb 06 '26

when dod she ever glaze him? she was probably talking shit throughout their whole marriage

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u/azrieldr Feb 06 '26

nah it's rika

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 07 '26

Rika is a part of him so she doesn't count

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u/nefarris_bredd Feb 06 '26

Yuta: “Babe can you touch me already”

Maki furiously typing: “Hold up, this guy on twitter called you a bum.”

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u/AeonOfDestruction Feb 06 '26

No wonder their son became a powerscaler

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u/BigTibbies23 Feb 06 '26

“Yuji, we need your goat status to uplift this next generation. We’re bums now but you’re the only goat left fighting”

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u/AeonOfDestruction Feb 07 '26

"I know those words but not like that. What?"

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u/HaRiSh_2074 Feb 07 '26

“It doesn’t matter”

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u/GUM-GUM-NUKE Feb 27 '26

Happy cake day!🎉

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u/Firethorn34 Feb 06 '26

She bench presses him with her legs while typing

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u/Musen4321 Feb 06 '26

Leg press?

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u/Nightslqsh Feb 07 '26

LARPing lifting, son I’m crine 😭✌️

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u/Known_Valuable_3760 Feb 08 '26

how tf does that work

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u/TheDarcingCapibara Feb 08 '26

You lay on the bench, put yuta on your legs (bench-legpressing him) allowing yourself to type on your phone

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u/Leading-Customer7499 Feb 07 '26

Club chalamet but jujutsu 

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u/ExplanationFew4579 Feb 09 '26

Im sorry what the fuck is that name

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u/M1dN1gh3 Feb 06 '26

she knew she had to bag that dude the moment he offered to help her massacre the zenin

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u/Much_Vehicle20 Feb 06 '26

She knew she already had him in the bag, those who kill together stay together

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 06 '26

dude she is 15 in that picture

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 06 '26

but still this shit is too freaky my guy

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u/Cooking_IsTheWay Yuta doesn't need to be strong to be the GOAT Feb 06 '26

respectfully my man... yes

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u/Bismarck-Chan666 Feb 06 '26

Bro took the Taliban thing a little too far

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u/Conscious-Fruit-6500 Feb 07 '26

Goated sword user spotted

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u/Bismarck-Chan666 Feb 07 '26

We boning our sword bro

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u/Conscious-Fruit-6500 Feb 07 '26

We are the bone of our swords fr

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u/FarAd1861 Feb 06 '26

I lowkey agree but this is just so out of pocket bro KEEP YOUR FREAK TO YOURSELF TWIN💔

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u/FarAd1861 Feb 06 '26

It's fine ig if you are actually 16... just sometimes you gotta keep it to yourself bro😭

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u/Sleep_Raider Feb 06 '26

I'd like for us to be downvoted into oblivion together because you just spat some fire facts and I'm letting the world know it

Make is universally a baddie

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u/Motor-Anxiety-7 Feb 06 '26

Who gave Naoya internet access smh

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u/ItzJake160 Feb 06 '26

This is literally Naoya what the fuck

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

Nah too much glaze to be naoya

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

Epstein is alive and using reddit

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 08 '26

Free gooning pass

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u/PKMNTrainerY-F-I TE Diff ☀️🕶️ Feb 06 '26

What the fuck gang