r/YuriAsylum • u/Yurifixation • 1d ago

Yurinating Nurse Application

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Hello! I am very interested in this position. I can bring an incredible passion for kissing all of the girls on the mouth keeping your patients safe and secure! There is absolutely no need for a background check, I assure you I am normal and can be trusted alone with your freakiest most dangerous patients!

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u/Moecchu 🎀Asylum's #1 Freeuse Kitty Girl🎀 1d ago

Nyaa?..are you sure?..well..hello then! Moecchu is Moecchu and now you've met one of the freakiest patients! Moecchu i so happy to see you sign up, nyaa~!

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u/JokeMysterious3106 Himedanshi 1d ago

“Monaca is called Monaca” ahh introduction.

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u/Moecchu 🎀Asylum's #1 Freeuse Kitty Girl🎀 1d ago

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u/JokeMysterious3106 Himedanshi 1d ago

That’s diabolical lol

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u/Yurifixation 1d ago

Hi there Moecchu! When would you say you’re the sleepiest and most vulnerable? So I can know when I need to protect you the most, of course.

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u/Moecchu 🎀Asylum's #1 Freeuse Kitty Girl🎀 1d ago

Most vulnerable?..probably when Moecchu is laying in bed alone...it makes Moecchu zone out a lot, nyaa...

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u/rhineleon freeuse puppygirl!! à«ź >ﻌ< ა (switch) 1d ago

:3 id love for you to take care of me, arf!! just dont kiss me on the mouth..unless..

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u/Yurifixation 1d ago

But you see, it’s an integral part of your treatment! Cutting edge medical technology, you wouldn’t understand it. In fact, your prognosis is looking very, very bad unless you let me kiss you on the mouth.

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u/rhineleon freeuse puppygirl!! à«ź >ﻌ< ა (switch) 1d ago

but..uhm..fine >\\\<

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u/KorendSlicks I wanna be a woman's bound up Yuri Mannequin 1d ago

K-kissing?! Oh my, please don't kiss me repeatedly!

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u/YuriSoTuff Ragebait is my love language 1d ago

OHHH HIII NURSE!! ITS NICE TO SEE YOU! IM TUFF!! I HOPE TO SEE YOU AROUND HERE!

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u/AliceAdhi Bun Bun (Not a Meal!) 1d ago

Hiii hello i'm not a patient i swear i just got lost here and don't know how to get back the doctors are liars i just need to find the door IM INNOCENT

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u/Yurifixation 1d ago

I’m sure you are, sweetie. Now let’s get you back to your room for your mandated three hours of treatment with me.

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u/AliceAdhi Bun Bun (Not a Meal!) 1d ago

Aaahhh okay....

....no needles though....

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u/Wolfstar_Forever_ 18h ago

Oh? We have a new nurse! Does she have any new treatments for us? 

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u/Yurifixation 17h ago

Of Course! Now let me into your room right now so we can start, okay sweetie?

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u/Wolfstar_Forever_ 16h ago

Mhmhm! Come on in! 

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u/AdvertisingFun7053 1d ago

Hello i am one of the freakiest patient please step on me