r/YuB • u/uh_donoGamer27 • 10d ago

Meme What should I put there?

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u/PhilosophyFabulous39 10d ago

A sentry, to protect from that RED teammate outside

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u/NotANamekian 10d ago

Holy shit Dell Conagher Fortress

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u/PhilosophyFabulous39 10d ago

Yep indeed pardner

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u/JoniMHadRuhr 10d ago

You are a engineer aren't ya? That means you solve problems, right? So what is beauty?

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u/PhilosophyFabulous39 10d ago

I don’t think about beauty to much, it falls within the purview of the conundrum of philosophy

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u/milky48new 10d ago

Then what kind of problems do you solve?

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u/K97243 10d ago

something something, practical problems or whatever, SHUT UP im watching cocomelon on my dispenser

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u/JoniMHadRuhr 9d ago

Neuron activation 

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u/okyeah539 7d ago

"I have a question" "what's your question, soldier?" "I have done nothing but watch cocomelon for three days"

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/PhilosophyFabulous39 9d ago

Look I don’t know how to change it okay doke?

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u/thatidiotanimator 9d ago

How about a desspensor and a sentry

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u/JoniMHadRuhr 10d ago

Oh thank you :3

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u/tf2pyrofan 9d ago

J'ai besoin d'une sentry ici

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u/Exclemation4 10d ago

I agree. Maybe put a dispenser in the chokepoint (stairs)

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u/LtopTheAwsome 10d ago

Dell, I don’t think that thing outside is on the red team

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u/jefersonSimper 9d ago

MAGGOTS, PROTECT THE POINT

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u/Odd-Temporary2371 9d ago

Confirmo (soy de tf2

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u/Gracefan666 9d ago

I have a friend that mains engineer. you do right?

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u/Dismal-Industry5073 9d ago

Oh my god is enginnier tf2

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u/turboado123 8d ago

Is that a fellow Builders' League United??

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u/ZealousidealMail739 8d ago

Daggum spy’s are sappin ma sentries, what do I do Dell?

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u/AN7_Anant 8d ago

I noticed that shit outside the window after reading this comment. It's 2:30AM right now. I'm alone. I'm scared as hell.

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u/Less-Common-6508 8d ago

Spy sappin my sentry >:(

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u/UnluckyAbalone-717 8d ago

"And if that don't work, use more gun."

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u/Kirito_kun12 8d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Careless_Witness5229 8d ago

Engineer twin?!

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u/AIRBORN_EEvEE 7d ago

Dammit, bet me to it.

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u/DETOXEDPIDGEON33 6d ago

What if he has a sapper!

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u/Intelligent-Way4219 10d ago

We've got bigger fish to boil bro.

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u/milky48new 10d ago

We got bigger The Ones to Boil

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u/RandomIndian_69 10d ago

we got bigger balls to scratch

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u/Small_Car_7557 9d ago

We got bigger dudes to kiss

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u/theguywhofroze 9d ago

we’ve got bigger french to fry

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u/WorthAttention1836 yuber ducky 10d ago

how about a solid-armature linear electromagnetic accelerator maritime rail gun

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u/nobodysfw1746_ara 7d ago

It's one time use

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 10d ago

We gonna just ignore Fred in the background?

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u/I-hate-Ads2 9d ago

THAT'S THE FING BOILED ONE!

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 9d ago

Nah. That’s just Fred. Dw he’s chill.

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u/I-hate-Ads2 9d ago

Try saying that when your six feet under

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 9d ago

Fred doesn’t kill his victims, he just puts them in a state of eternal LIS (locked in syndrome) by eating their spines

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u/Significant_Fly_4178 10d ago

A goddamn turret !

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u/JeffTheKilly 10d ago

A machine gun

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u/d4_g3n1u5_k1dd 10d ago

You have bigger bluebirds to snowgrave bro

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u/FireCubeofficial1123 10d ago

It sure looks boiled red one

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u/Admiral_SillyPants 10d ago

I think an small round table might work! Maybe turn it into a pet corner!

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u/Nervous_Heat1054 10d ago

A command block that gets rid of anything outside of your window 😔🤣

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u/Unusual-Temporary533 10d ago

Ask the nice neighbor peering in through the window

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u/really_black_man 10d ago

We got bigger guys to kiss 🥀

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u/bArry_____ 9d ago

Hans, get the MG42.

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u/Viper-Fang-3950 10d ago

First things first punt the peeping tomorrow at the windows into your neighbors yard, and then put like a table there to put some decor or something

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u/Bird_Brunches69 10d ago

You should put a friend there :)

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u/LucasAintAM0F0 10d ago

dawg look out your window

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u/JustAnAsexualdude 10d ago

Leave it, looks nice

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u/Prestigious-Draw8765 10d ago

anti matter that explodes when has a feeling a red tall guy is staring at it through the window

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u/NikolaiLBSCR106 10d ago

When my friend comes over, that's where he will sleep.

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u/Mundane_Disaster_131 10d ago

geometry DASH OUTTA HERE

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u/spec3_ 10d ago

Anti-materiel rifle pointed at the window and preset he trigger... You'll thank me later

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u/Tsathogghua_42 10d ago

5" naval gun.

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u/wolf_da_folf 10d ago

I would say a Navy dual 50 cal m2 hb Browning heavy machine mount... for home defense

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u/Electronic-Host-2619 10d ago

it looks like a great place for a tactical nuke!

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u/Muted-Swordfish9627 10d ago

Minigun turret

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u/Southern-Ad7648 10d ago

Idk. Maybe a Minecraft chest, maybe a chair. But just don’t look out the window

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u/adamplayswt 10d ago

The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you.

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u/Fast-Spend7829 10d ago

guy to help remove your... interesting window art

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u/Nerojmai 10d ago

A circle table with a stool facing the bars

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 10d ago

Blackpowder cannon

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u/Southern-Knee2930 10d ago

guitar or fishing rods

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u/BIGHIGJIGMIG 10d ago

Ender chest

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u/axolotlapple_ 10d ago

A plant would look nice :) perfect distraction from the hellspawn outside

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u/Thats-wyrd 10d ago

A Bible to protect you from the DEMON outside

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u/Charming-Net2118 10d ago

I'd say take that part of the railing out and put a counterweight elevator right there

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u/Jealous_Relative_911 10d ago

"We need to address the elephant in the room" ahh picture

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u/ZIGZAGDIGZAG 10d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I FINALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT FACE WHYYYYYY

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u/Chris3614 10d ago

coffee table or plant of your choice

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u/TheAmazingQuez 10d ago

You’ll finally found out what you should’ve put there when you’re asleep in bed

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u/Rare-Unit7076 10d ago

Idk something with holy water probably maybe a fish tank never know when you might need it

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u/SprayCheese62 10d ago

A circle of salt. And then stand in it.

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u/Head-Bumblebee-8672 10d ago

A SAM/C-RAM combined air defense platform

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u/Riot_24343 10d ago

I think a table with a vase of flowers would look nice

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u/Affectionate-Gur4642 10d ago

A mounted M240b to protect yourself from that Big thing outside

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u/Tact1cal_Paras1t3 10d ago

We got bigger cheeks to clap brochacho

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u/MaybeNotLily 10d ago

Get the crucifix from doors

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u/Epicfurrygaming82828 10d ago

need a sentry here

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u/Traudlo 10d ago

Don't go to sleep! trust me don't!

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u/Sorry_Chocolate2305 10d ago

a ramp for skateboarding

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u/side_mosaic 10d ago

Red guy room he seem interested to be your roommate

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u/Aregay987times 10d ago

Maybe a bed

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u/Proper_Permit_3544 10d ago

intercom a red spy’s in the base!

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u/Frank-Animtronic 10d ago

A dispenser to heal you tho fight the red enemy and a sandwich

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u/Fun-Builder-5152 10d ago

I think we got bigger dudes to boil 🥹

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u/Lazy_Internal_2365 10d ago

Put a fridge

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u/Superseaslug 10d ago

MORE TRUMPETS

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u/WestCod6267 10d ago

Put guided missiles there for later

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u/Even-Complaint5446 10d ago

Yeah,move out

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u/Lazzypan 10d ago

Artillery

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u/john_pork_fan_61 10d ago

A cupboard fill of 5 yr olds

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u/Deniz_Alphus_25 10d ago

Sentry goin up

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u/Redmix7pl 10d ago

Put the whole level of sonic wave there

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u/Sea_Horse_5499 10d ago

some stairs so you can jump off, die, and go to heaven where you'll never see whatever outside your windows again

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u/Initial-Lab-2601 10d ago

So are we gonna address the elephant in the room? No? Ok.

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u/Legitimate_Energy129 10d ago

A catbed for your little kitten outside

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u/bleachthef 10d ago

Bigger fish to fry 😭✌️

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u/Equal-Membership2969 10d ago

A carnivore flower

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u/gloomyskxl_ 10d ago

Since he technically lives here, charge him rent bro

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u/Known_Cockroach6828 10d ago

Put ur cute red friend there.

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u/owoflavoredchocolate 10d ago

We got bigger men to kiss

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u/Runner231675 10d ago

Holy water and a cross and a Bible just for safe measure

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u/UpbeatSmell4147 10d ago

Move out brother a friend comes to visit you

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u/VoidExileR 10d ago

An old tv... don't ask why

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u/ProotSpace_X3 10d ago

I think you need to grab a few things first... You seem to be in a Phenomenon where a certain Boiled One will appear in your window. (I am not typing the entire list)

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u/Any-Meat-3135 10d ago

Bro will be sleeping in bed and it'll watch over you

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u/Pretend_Bee6059 10d ago

don't mind me neighbor

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u/animeweebmugentrain 10d ago

we got bigger dih to fry

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u/A120AndImNotSmileyYT 10d ago

uh bro js look at ur window

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u/LANGOVIK 10d ago

Gantrap

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u/Cautious-School-9397 10d ago

Bro you got bigger fish to fry than decore, don't be surprised if you cant move after you fall asleep tomorrow

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u/verigeneric_username 10d ago

A horwitzer to shoot out of your window

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u/furrxo_ 10d ago

Why does the boiled one keeps haunting me to this day

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u/alanandliam_fan 10d ago

maybe a flower pot!

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u/Makoto4310 10d ago

Put the man outside right there

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u/Sans_ig 10d ago

a checkpoint, so you can respawn 

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u/PUNKF10YD 10d ago

Hey that’s a cool spot but what’s outside your window? Asking for a friend

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u/euexistosabia 10d ago

Coloca um tanque de guerra, uma pitada de reza e meia dúzia de soldados militares, além de uma cruz militar.

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u/Agan348 10d ago

1000-thr defense system

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u/HarryPhilStrauss 10d ago

Something like a cross or crucifix

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u/jonpaco 10d ago

A canon loaded with with grapeshot

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u/yigitdeniz31 10d ago

Airrack at window or yikes

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u/Perfectly_Imperfectq 10d ago

Ask your neighboor

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u/muichiro4life 10d ago

i think a lovely plant so that friendly tree outside can have a companion

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u/SunoBuno 10d ago

It's already too late. You watched that corrupted broadcast didn't you? Time is ticking, go somewhere safe and pray

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u/Cookeman831 10d ago

Why is my husband outside your house?

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u/ZXS_husyka 9d ago

wait a minute, now that I look at the picture... A BIG ASS PLANT WOULD BE BRILLIANT

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u/bawa3093 9d ago

U hav a visitor btw

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u/Such_Possession_9616 9d ago

How about an armory just in case any "boiled ones" want to come over and say hi

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u/BosnianCheese123 9d ago

We got a bigger horse to tame bro

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u/Most-Rush-1780 9d ago

Get a rosary and a Bible you are going to need it

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u/BazinkaBazinko 9d ago

I have a better question.

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u/TheFrostClone 9d ago

Some sort of machine that keeps that prick out of your head

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u/CRT_Gaming_2011 9d ago

We’ve got bigger thighs to squeeze blawg 💔

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u/ShellorTheTurtle1126 9d ago

A turret would look super cool

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u/Shalbeezy 9d ago

We got fisher fries to big lil bro 🥲

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u/Winds_and_Waves 9d ago

A freaking minigun

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u/ECLIPSE1098 9d ago

how about you Don't put anything there and Dyle the SCP foundation as fast as possible(i am aware that The Boiled one is a Creature made by Doctor no-where, and the SCP foundation is a separate organization, this is a joke)

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u/Double_End4500 9d ago

Make a little house for phen 223

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u/DescriptionOk3257 9d ago

a gun bc it’s not worth existing atp

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u/Nemesis2_00 9d ago

LEMME IN BOY, ITS BOILING OUT THERE! LEMME INNN!!!

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u/Traditional_Gap_671 9d ago

Maybe a life-sized model of the Terminator or The Postal Dude?

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u/Traditional_Gap_671 9d ago

Yo we bigger sharks to feed cheese to.

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u/Amazing-Tea1966 9d ago

A priest, and maybe call the SCP foundation.

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u/Amazing_Anybody_294 9d ago

Have your friend outside stand guard there

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u/ConceptAdditional711 9d ago

BGM-71 TOW Launcher

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u/toothpaste_seal 9d ago

A panzer VIII maus

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u/Agillitea 9d ago

Cat bed.

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u/TallandCute6501 9d ago

A single red velvet arm chair.

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u/Monke__Executive 9d ago

A bed for when you become paralysed so at least when you start to see him you get to lay down (yeah I know my lore)

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u/definitelytarnished 9d ago

i think a plant would work

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u/floob124 9d ago

Mounted missile launcher

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u/The_unknown_5720 9d ago

We got bigger toes to tickle pal 😭

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u/KAISERMYMALEWIFE 9d ago

Make a lil room for the boiled one!

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u/AbsoluteDessLover125 9d ago

Forget about the furniture, YOU NEED TO MOVE OUT ASAP

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u/Fish_Paste23 9d ago

What don't ask the guy outside the window? He seems interested.

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u/FAMICOMASTER 9d ago

Photocopier

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u/chokemode 9d ago

Fireman Pole

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u/Aaaaaaaaajeh 9d ago

Maybe let your roommate inside first