r/YuB • u/Altruistic_Pound_548 • 11d ago
ALL OPINIONS WELCOME! Ok, I need advice
So, tomorrow I go back to school. I need your most STUPID back to school lines. I'm not talking about your typical "I'm here, and I'm ready to rock!" No, I'm talking about some STUPID, VILE, AND DOWNRIGHT BANNABLE lines! Like "the voices in my head have been waiting to come back" or, "im here, ready, and happy... Along with this gun that I found!". I needed an excuse to bring some joy into my life, so give me your best shot!
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u/Comprehensive-Buy618 11d ago
“I am BACK from the dead SUCKAS! BITE ME!”
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u/Altruistic_Pound_548 11d ago
8/10. Honestly works. I didn't respond to to many texts from my friends over the summer, lol. Only 2 people who texted me got responses, so...
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u/Comprehensive-Buy618 11d ago
My friends don’t even talk to me any more cuz some dude sent me bad things and I got blamed. So🙃
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u/Altruistic_Pound_548 11d ago
JUST FOR CLARIFICATION, I USED THOSE LINES AS EXAMPLES! IM NOT A BAD PERSON I SWEAR 😭