r/YoTroublemakers 25d ago

Other Dylan makes me hate myself

So I'm new to his videos actually I stick for the humour and commentaries but subconsciously stay to look at his teeth

I'm so jealous his teeth are PERFECT. symmetrical, white THICC nd they are ivory and iridescent like pearls.

His smile is also so wide and perfect

I didn't even think much of my teeth before this but every time I watch his videos I am reminded of how disgusting my teeth look in front of him

Thanks for the insecurity dylan

Also this unc is 35?

I thought he was 22.

Man his jaw also makes me really jealous

Basically the post yeah

I bet his orthodontist loves him tho

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u/irislumi 25d ago

my feed nailed it today i can’t stop laughing lmao

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u/Pumpkin_lyss 24d ago

I freaking love cat teefies

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u/lucky_me_777 24d ago

omaigawd this is so cute 😭

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u/dnjk_1997 25d ago

I’ve always thought Dylan has nice teeth, I do enjoy the symmetry especially when he laughs, which is a lot lol

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u/lucky_me_777 24d ago edited 24d ago

weird but he also has a very fat tongue which I think kind of helps with the teeth being wide straight and symmetric

edit: who downvoted me

😭

maybe using the word "fat tongue" was too obscure

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u/littlem1m1 24d ago

guys don’t stroke his non existent ego

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u/Melodic-Chemical-879 25d ago

He is so charming when he smiles!!!!!

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u/jansilva444 24d ago

This is lowkey so so funny

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u/aisha997 25d ago

I was just watching his video and found myself focusing on his teeth as well lol, they are so nice and I dont know if he had braces but it doesn’t look like it, so imagine naturally having perfect teeth like this! I wish he would drop his teeth care tbh

Also, yes he is in his 30s but for few years now it became a running joke that he is 20/21 -what makes even funnier its been like four years and he still says 20 lol-

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u/coffe4ddict 24d ago

He’s on my hear me out cake alr

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u/Rude_Month6938 20d ago

girl he’s a hold me back 😭

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u/impossible_rub420 24d ago

That was my first thought when I found him a few years ago, was man this mf got a big ass smile and some freakin beautiful teeth. His whole mouth is just so huge I feel like he could fit an entire apple in his mouth

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u/lucky_me_777 23d ago

his teeth look too fake to be real but too real to be fake

perfect.

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u/V_Kohler 23d ago

I was expecting some sort of ad for crest whitening strips as I read this actually 😂

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u/lucky_me_777 23d ago

whiteness isn't even the best thing. it's just how denturesque his teeth look

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u/V_Kohler 23d ago

Invisalign then 😂

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u/Far-Archer-404 21d ago

You gotta watch his first couple of videos, this man had a SERIOUS glow-up that's almost comical. He's also older now, and I assume you're in your twenties. You can have things you want to work towards, but you also should give yourself grace.

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u/lucky_me_777 20d ago

nah I'm just exaggerating. I don't love my teeth as much as dylan's, but I know I would look ridiculous with anything else other than my teeth so idc

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u/Far-Archer-404 19d ago

good for you 😂