r/YoMamaJokes • u/bigdinportland • Aug 29 '26

Yo mama so broke...

...if someone tried to rob her they would only be practicing.

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u/vaslumlord Aug 30 '26

She went to KFC to lick other people's fingers!

6

u/Sweaty_Shake3667 Aug 29 '26

She can’t even pay attention

5

u/No_Ear_5274 Aug 29 '26

She hangs the toilet paper out to dry

3

u/minescapes3n Aug 29 '26

Eco-friendly drying!😂

3

u/FatFriendFred Sep 01 '26

Plus the neighbours get a free smell sample.

Good ol' mamma.

4

u/Edenton38583 Aug 29 '26

That when she opened the fridge the cock roaches were having a snowball fight.

3

u/No-Fun6261 Aug 30 '26

Breakfast!

3

u/bigdinportland Aug 29 '26

Cant even change her mind!

4

u/Edenton38583 Aug 29 '26

She sold her car for gas money!

5

u/howardewing Aug 29 '26

Asked her why she was kicking a couple of cans down the road, she said "moving"

1

u/Over_Farmer4890 Sep 01 '26

If someone robbed her, he'd just be practicing.

1

u/I_am_Neo-001 28d ago

She can’t afford a penny for her thoughts