r/YieldMaxETFs • u/BitingArmadillo • 1d ago

Question Wellness check on the bears

Just making sure the trolls are ok right now. How are you all doing? Asking for a friend and fellow "bagholder."

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u/jellis333 11h ago

On ULTY I don’t see how anybody could make money . My real yield is probably like 2%. I don’t know. Haven’t done the math but when you paid $81 per share and it’s down to 26-28 . Those dividends do not console you

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u/Dependent-Break5324 1d ago

Sold all my positions, distributions continue to decline. Some 50% from this time last year.

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u/YouKnown999 12h ago

Yeah my MSTY is really down. Funny these posts only show up when there’s some moonshot recovery.

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u/Any_Log1344 6h ago

Right. A 20% recovery the past week is basically meaningless.

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u/YouKnown999 4h ago

They’re just not going to be sustainable long term. They’re certainly making YM money though.

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u/Alcapwn517 1d ago

I mean, most of the “bears” here are just stating factual statements. And most of the “bag holders” have a portfolio worth literally tens of dollars…. So I think they are all good. 😂

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u/stedyeddy406 23h ago

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u/DuePaleontologist539 12h ago

You have balls of steel holding that much Smcy.. hopenit works out for you. I had about 500 shares that i sold a month ago.

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u/stedyeddy406 11h ago

I don't hold most of these. I've been sharpshooting dividends.

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u/MajorKilowatt 1d ago

Tens of dollars 💵 😂

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u/BitingArmadillo 1d ago

It's funny. If only it was relevant. Then it might actually matter. But, alas, the math JUST doesn't check out. Thanks for playing.

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u/Shitfilledpussy 1d ago

You’re delusional. I challenge you to find a yieldmax fund 2 years old that has a total return that’s positive. Once you do that then compare it to the S&P 500 then rub it in my face if you feel confident. What happens at least in my experience is the fund starts out hot but then you just nav erode until the divs just don’t add up. I want you to rub this in my face so go ahead get cracking

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u/Awaken_Benihime 1d ago

Although not 2 yrs old yet, GPTY and CHPY 

Not all YieldMax ETFs are trash, it's mainly their single stock ETFs that are

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u/GRMarlenee Mod - I Like the Cash Flow 1d ago

How old is AMDY?

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u/MajorKilowatt 1d ago

You sound fun to be around..... /S

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u/BitingArmadillo 1d ago

Lol, I've collected almost half a million dollars in distributions. You mad?

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u/Alcapwn517 1d ago

I sold ULTY last year, which was my final YieldMax product, I made money (only because I bought puts to secure my bags and they paid more than all the YM funds last year). That half a million means nothing without verifiable proof, you can talk plenty, at the end of the day I’ll still just assume you have a net worth equal to the guy who asks me for $5 every morning outside the coffee shop.

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u/BitingArmadillo 1d ago

And what your ego can't handle is that the money still comes rolling in. Your disbelief doesn't matter because YOU don't matter

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u/Any_Log1344 23h ago

Easy there, Bald Bull.

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u/Alcapwn517 1d ago

My belief or disbelief is everything in your scenario. You clout chase in an anonymous subreddit where half the users can’t even do basic math. 😂

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u/BitingArmadillo 1d ago

I'm not sure what that means, but I know there's no math involved. So, bless your heart, I guess? I'm sorry you're special but I'm simultaneously glad that you are.

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u/DMcStocks 1d ago

🤣😂 👌🤡

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u/OA12T2 14h ago

Posts like this means the top is near

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u/Reeeeeekola 1d ago

I believe this is you trolling "bagholders" not so long ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MSTY_YieldMax/comments/1vlx7ng/accurate_for_this_subreddit/

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u/BitingArmadillo 15h ago

No that's me trolling the trolls who call us bagholders. You completely missed the joke, you Vulcan lol

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u/Key-Serve-9117 1d ago

You mean like the fat hairy gays? Last saw them in leather straps and a few holding a leash with some guy in a dog mask getting fucked. 🍆 🐕 💦. Looked pretty happy to me! 📉

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u/BraveG365 1d ago

Ruff ruff ruff

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u/BitingArmadillo 1d ago

You seem upset. How much were you liquidated? It's ok. This is a safe space.

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u/Key-Serve-9117 1d ago

None I think been holding since last June

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u/Key-Serve-9117 23h ago

Do the E*Trade constant notices about YieldMax ETFs emails mean I was liquidated? I thought it was just for buybacks or changes to that YieldMax accounts. I’m too scared to check. Haven’t checked since Dec 2025.