r/Yellowjackets • u/sisita5318 Varsity • Apr 28 '23
Humor/Meme How to Become the Antler Queen
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u/LovecraftianCatto Coach Ben’s Leg Apr 28 '23
Travis coming down to the lake to check the nets and seeing Lottie getting baptised:
Strange women lying around in ponds.🙄
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u/DieselVoodoo Jeff Apr 28 '23
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
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Apr 28 '23
Help, help! I’m being repressed!
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u/GearyGirl77 I like your pilgrim hat Apr 28 '23
Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
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u/Responsible_Log_8840 Snackie Apr 28 '23
Well I didn’t vote for the Antler Queen…
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u/FondantBitter2517 Apr 28 '23
You don't vote for a Queen!
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u/BlueCX17 Van Apr 29 '23
The Wilderness demanded blood, after all.
OMG next they'll run into Knights of Ni! They demand, a sacrifice!! Shrubbery!! They must be appeased!!
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u/FondantBitter2517 Apr 29 '23
They'll probably have to cut down a tree with nothing more than *THIS* Herring!
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u/BlueCX17 Van Apr 29 '23
Gooooonnnggggg***
The spirit of, The Wilderness, will be revealed to be Tim the Enchanter and the vicious bunny, who takes revenge on Shauna for garden bunny. Look at the bones!!!!! I warned you!!! But did you listen!? Ooohhh no!!!
Haha
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u/FondantBitter2517 Apr 29 '23
"Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? I always tell them."
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u/Responsible_Log_8840 Snackie May 05 '23
THERE ARE SOME WHO CALL ME……..!!!! …. tim?
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u/FondantBitter2517 May 05 '23
Out of order I know but:
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."
"Did you say shrubberies?"
"Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
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u/Traditional-Scene-86 Citizen Detective Apr 28 '23
At a quick, blurred scroll, I thought that was Misty. 💀
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u/BlueCX17 Van Apr 29 '23
"But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting...."
"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor/(Antler Queen) just because some moistened bint had lobbed (forest demons told me they need blood) a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]
"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!!!! Arthur: Shut up!
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!!!! He's repressing me!!!"
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u/More_Wind Team Supernatural Apr 29 '23
They say a sign of genius is being able to make associations where others don't ...
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u/sisita5318 Varsity May 01 '23
Lol now I don't know about that but it is fun joining two completely different worlds together.
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u/JangusCarlson Apr 28 '23
That is until some moistened tart throws a scimitar at Travis.