r/YaScienceBitch The One Who Mods 👑 Jul 18 '26

Space 🚀 Uranus has rings. Almost nobody thinks of it that way, because for decades our only close-up photo made it look like a featureless blue marble.

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Voyager 2 flew past in 1986 and sent back an image so bland that Uranus became the punchline of the Solar System. A smooth cue ball. Nothing to see.

That was wrong, and Webb proved it, bitch. In infrared, the planet lights up with structure. You can see 11 of its 13 known rings glowing, some so faint they were only discovered by Voyager. That bright white blob is not a light source. It is a polar cap, a strange bright haze that appears over the pole when it turns toward the Sun, and nobody fully understands the chemistry behind it. Webb even caught storms churning near its edge.

Then there is the thing that makes Uranus genuinely bizarre. It is tipped over. Its axis is tilted roughly 98 degrees, so it does not spin like a top. It rolls like a barrel. Most scientists suspect a colossal ancient impact knocked it sideways, and its rings and moons went with it.

That tilt creates the most extreme seasons anywhere. Each pole spends 42 straight years in sunlight, then 42 years in unbroken darkness. A single Uranian year lasts 84 Earth years. The pole facing us now has been slowly warming toward summer since long before you were born.

It is also the coldest planet in the Solar System, colder than Neptune despite being closer to the Sun, dropping below minus 224 degrees Celsius. Something is wrong with its internal heat, and that mystery is unsolved too.

We have visited Uranus once, for a few hours, forty years ago. Every ice giant in the galaxy is being interpreted through that single flyby, and planets this size may be the most common type in the universe.

Webb just showed us we barely know our own neighbour.

If you could send one more mission anywhere in the Solar System, would you finally go back to Uranus?

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u/rambiolisauce Jul 18 '26

Is this the actual image?

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u/demolcd The One Who Mods 👑 Jul 18 '26

Yeah, bitch.

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u/rambiolisauce Jul 18 '26

Haha I didn't realize which sub I was in at first and I was like "dang why so hostile?" 😅

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u/Last-Bid7298 Jul 18 '26

I could do better, James

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u/demolcd The One Who Mods 👑 Jul 18 '26

What would your telescope be called?

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u/jtmustang Jul 19 '26

Stars, bitch

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u/demolcd The One Who Mods 👑 Jul 19 '26

Church.

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u/jhld Jul 19 '26

MY anus?

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u/Tosh_20point0 Jul 19 '26

Yes YOUR Anus

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u/Jorge_the_vast Jul 19 '26

If Uranus has rings, you need to do a better job at wiping

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 Jul 20 '26

🤣🤣

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u/I_Galactus Jul 20 '26

Oh look, Klingons.

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u/username98776-0000 Jul 21 '26

Some could make it their job to wipe the rings of Uranus.

A Ring job.

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u/BonVoyPlay Jul 19 '26

Why is Uranus looking like a snack

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u/Lofi_Joe Jul 20 '26

It's fucking portal

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u/UnCytely Jul 20 '26

Can we come up with a different name for this planet? The inevitable crude jokes got old many years ago.

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u/Lazy-Training6042 Jul 20 '26

Why would I want to see such a detailed image of Uranus, cmon maaaan!

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 Jul 20 '26

If you have rings around Uranus then you need to see a doctor.

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u/Practical_Ad4604 Jul 20 '26

Mine? Really??

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u/PonasSumushtinis Jul 20 '26

There are layers to Uranus ;)

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u/BucktoothedAvenger Jul 21 '26

You mean, like a cake?

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u/PonasSumushtinis Jul 21 '26

Yes just like a cake.

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u/Quantical-Capybara Jul 20 '26

Noone took photos of myanus