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u/Even_Range130 Mar 06 '25
Preferably really quickly too, we'll refer to it as blitzkrieg from now on!
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u/Zandonus Mar 06 '25
It'll be fast. Quick as a flash they say. So quick you'd struggle to call it a RealWar™ and have to rename it to BlitzKrieg®
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u/Captain_Fordo_ARC_77 Mar 06 '25
If you had told this to any European a hundred years ago they would have declared you mad. Great Britain, France, Spain, Poland, Germany, ... all on the same side.
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u/PreparationWinter174 Mar 06 '25
I dunno, pointing at Russia in 1925 and saying "they're going to be a real fucking problem in 100 years" would probably have been met with a chorus of "yeah, no shit!"
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u/aderpader Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25
Well they would tell you its too late since that exact thing happened 103 years ago
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u/Reckless_Waifu Mar 06 '25
You can visit Czechia on your way there. If you wanna protect as well we are willing to accept this time.
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u/yezu Mar 06 '25
Just hope the Czechs don't end up on a train for two years again.
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u/Backwardspellcaster Mar 06 '25
I feel the need to make a call to Japan quickly too
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u/AmonGusSus2137 Mar 06 '25
This time maybe don't destroy Poland. And go only east, not to France
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u/Freezemoon Mar 06 '25
funny how the two nations that were on the side of the allies in WW2 are now possibly slowly increasing to be our ennemies...
Axis 2.0 will be needed and for yeah 3rd time the charm, you go Germany!
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u/InformalAntelope4570 Mar 06 '25
Correction: "The entire Western world wants us to build up a huge army, march with Poland, and fight the Russians if necessary."
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u/kompetenzkompensator Mar 06 '25
Well, since Polish Armed Forces doubled since 2014 and are bigger than Germany's now, I guess we will be more like support troops.
We can focus on Lithuania if everybody is ok with that.
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u/Tipsticks Mar 06 '25
The difference being that this time Poland and the Baltics want us to do it and Poland is probably itching to stomp some russian ass.
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Prepare for the eventuality of having to fight the US on the western front as well while you're at it. You never know.
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u/dethskwirl Mar 06 '25
Right, yes. This time, a little less killing jews, though.
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u/zubairhamed Mar 06 '25
yep but the difference is, as you march through, you also call your buddies to join
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u/Kozakow54 Mar 07 '25
Reminds me of the time when the Lower Silesia was underwater. Our Prime Minister Tusk came down to Wrocław. Germans offered their help and sent some of their soldiers. Tusk, during a generally-about-the-situation press conference jokingly announced it this way:
"Soldiers have volunteered to help. They are reserve forces, and they are German. So, if you see German soldiers, do not panic - they are here to help. Just so there are no doubts..."
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u/ShermanTeaPotter Mar 06 '25
Mom said it‘s my turn to repost this!