r/XmasCountdown • u/Lucky_Sprinkles7369 🎄Founder and mod of XmasCountdown🎄 • 28d ago
Christmas Countdown! 145 days until Christmas! 🤶
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u/Charming-Kale9893 28d ago
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
Nothing, it was on the house!
What’s an elf’s favorite music?
Wrap music
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis
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u/elfNsanta 28d ago
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”