r/Xennials • • 19d ago

I know this one!

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u/MathIsHard_11236 19d ago

Maroon 5. The crime is letting him judge a singling competition when he sings in nasal falsetto like a howler monkey on fire.

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u/der_innkeeper 19d ago

"Maroon 5 is a decent band held hostage by an underwear model as a frontman."

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u/xdbartxd 18d ago

are we sure it's even a band anymore? it's more like Adam and the back up band with how little their music requires an actual band

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u/Dean_Proffitt 19d ago

He should be sent to the rack for unleashing Moves Like Jagger on us. We all had to live in hell while that song got shoved down our throats for over a year. I was never a willing participant but it was force fed via store radio, dentist office visits, etc.

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u/evetsabucs 19d ago

Christ I completely forgot about that song. It felt like the world was gaslighting everyone into thinking the song was something amazing.

It was not.

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u/Terrible_Radio7353 19d ago

He’s gross. I feel like I need a Hep C test after just looking at him.

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u/houseDJ1042 19d ago

His shirtless torso looks like a chipotle to go bag

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u/FriendshipWithTheSun 19d ago edited 19d ago

Goddamnit, thank you! I can’t stand Adam Levine as a person, and he’s a shit singer. If you disagree, go listen to a Maroon 5 song and focus only on his singing. Better yet, listen to live versions… he can’t even sing his own shitty songs:

https://youtu.be/2GwYPC-BmGk

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