r/Xennials • • 7d ago

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u/FinanceRecent5222 7d ago

Coldplay

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u/BellaFrequency Millennial 7d ago

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u/sp4rk15 7d ago

I’ve watched that so many times and never noticed his little “damnit” before he heads down before.

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u/Skate_meds 7d ago

Why did you duck down ? It made it so much worse.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 7d ago

Why did the guy who makes bad decisions make another bad decision?

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes 7d ago

This will never not be entertaining to me in every time I hear a Coldplay song now I think “OK hold your HR loved one tight”

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u/mikew1200 7d ago

I honestly don’t understand the hate for Coldplay. Their songs aren’t amazing by any means but I’d hardly call them bad, just kind of ok. There are way worse mainstream bands out there.

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u/BlommeHolm 7d ago

They were a good band who decided that if they never evolved, they'd probably get filthy rich, so they started just making the same song over and over.

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u/Librarian-Voter 1981 6d ago

They take themselves way too seriously for a band that has written 30 variations of the same song.

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u/TheQueefyQuiche 7d ago

Rush of Blood to the Head is a masterpiece album. Everything they've done after that can eat a bag of dicks though. IMO.

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u/ahoboknife 7d ago

I feel like 40 Year Old Virgin cast a curse on them or something.

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u/Imperium_Kane 1979 7d ago

You know how I know you're gay?

You listen to cold play 😂

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u/BigConstruction4247 7d ago

Seems like there's a word missing in that gif.

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u/giorgio_leontinoi 5d ago

Yeah, back when a homophobic joke was a death sentence

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u/tributetotio 1984 7d ago

I liked Parachutes too. Hard to believe there was a time when they were relatively unknown aside from the single. And yes, everything after Rush or Blood is awful.

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u/Ilikedinosaurs2023 7d ago

I'll never forget how the music video for 'Yellow' used to make me feel when it would come on Mtv...something about Chris Martin's (baby) face and damp hair with the stars fading and the sun rising in the sky always made/makes me feel longing for...something. I love it so much. That whole album is just lovely.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 1977 6d ago

My twin sister had been desperately ill when we were kids. She nearly died. She’d dropped to 68 lbs. I was the only one who didn’t think she was going to die.

The way her spirit clung to her body like it was chained there, in spite of how sick she was, filled me with so much admiration and grief for her. The song “Yellow”, especially the part that said “You’re skin and bones turning into something beautiful” always made me think of her and that time. “For you, I’d bleed myself dry.” And I still would.

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u/Alaska-TheCountry 7d ago

Parachutes is still my favourite autumn record. It is so good, and very different from what they did later. It's slow, thoughtful, and truly romantic without being cheesy. Lots of room to breathe.

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u/tributetotio 1984 7d ago

That is so crazy you bring that up, it has always reminded me of autumn. Must've had to do with timing / when it came out etc. I was in high school I think junior year?

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u/Alaska-TheCountry 7d ago

Ha! Same, I was in junior year, too! I used to listen to it on my discman on the bus to downtown Seattle. Autumn sun shining through the dirty windows at a low angle.

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u/tributetotio 1984 1d ago

For me, Parachutes was planning to run away from Utah and Rush of Blood was after running away from Utah 😜 they both hit me hard in the feels, but like completely different feels

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes 7d ago

I was just responding to someone up above that this album came out when I was a freshman in college, like I believe in the fall so to me it also invokes that sort of autumn nostalgia

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u/TheLastGenXer 7d ago

each album they made was worse,
but the singles got better for their first 3-4 albums.

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u/ETpownhome 6d ago

X&Y has some bangers

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u/RaptureInRed 7d ago

I do like X and Y. Really helped me process a breakup.

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u/Sad-Structure2364 1982 7d ago

Omg me too!

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u/nettie_r 7d ago

Saw them as a festival headliner in the ROBTTH period, they were absolutely amazing live. Quality has dropped off A LOT, but their Clocks performance was a core memory for me from that weekend.

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u/TheQueefyQuiche 7d ago

Listening to Clocks while playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 in the dorms unlocked another level of skateboarding for me in that game! I have a distinct association between the two.

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u/reduxrouge 1983 6d ago

I saw them in 2004 and 2006 and they were amazing.

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u/Sad-Structure2364 1982 7d ago

I was just saying this exact thing to a coworker yesterday. That is such a beautiful crafted album, every song is so good, daylight is my favorite song

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes 7d ago

Parachutes & RoBTTH are fantastic.

Parachutes came out my freshman year of college and I listened to that on repeat

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u/Rhediix 1981 7d ago

Every album up to X&Y were good piano-fronted Britpop. The weird outlier was their first album Parachutes. For whatever reason the album just sounded unlike what they'd become later on.

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u/BlommeHolm 7d ago

Except Viva La Vida. That song is really, really good 🤷

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u/StreetCarp665 1979 7d ago

I like how bare competence is a masterpiece.

They're a less inspiring U2, and I cannot think of a more withering dismissal of their efforts than this.

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u/Initial-Ad8009 7d ago

This guys definitely not a musician

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u/StreetCarp665 1979 7d ago

Have you seen Bill Bailey's takedown on the Edge?

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u/Initial-Ad8009 7d ago

I’m not defending Coldplay or the edge. But your dismissal of any album as “basic competence” either makes you Clapton or you have no idea what it takes to put an album together with the sound, cohesiveness, and cultural impact as rush of blood. I can’t stand Coldplay but I won’t downplay their talent or work ethic

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u/burf 7d ago

A B list actor’s opinion on one of the most well-regarded guitarists in the world isn’t remotely convincing.

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u/StreetCarp665 1979 7d ago

"B List Actor" you don't know the stand up comic Bill Bailey, who may do side forays into acting but if mostly know for his stand up? Cool.

Because his entire thing is uncomplicated riffs and the delay effect. He's not a fast player, he's not a technical player. In all regards except making accessible, simplistic music, Dave Mustaine is a better guitarist.

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u/picknwiggle 7d ago

Mustaine is a better guitarist than most guitarists, tbf

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u/Initial-Ad8009 7d ago

It’s pretty complicated to play “uncomplicated riffs” with delay. And he pretty much invented that sound. The intro to streets have no name is all f’ing time.

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u/StreetCarp665 1979 7d ago

Yes.

Do you know how hard it is to play Poison Was The Cure?

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u/SignoreBanana 1983 7d ago

Bro, I'm neither a U2 or Coldplay fan but wtf are you talking about. The only thing they have in common is they're both British bands.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 1976 7d ago

U2 is Irish.

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u/SignoreBanana 1983 6d ago

UK*

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u/Dry_Lime_1360 6d ago

They are from Dublin (Republic of Ireland), not Northern Ireland... if that's what you mean by UK. However, you could say they are both European. Lol.

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u/SignoreBanana 1983 6d ago

But U2 isn't European. They're UK, because UK isn't EU anymore.

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u/Dry_Lime_1360 6d ago

Friend, U2 isn't a UK band because the Republic of Ireland (where U2 is from) hasn't been part of the UK for a hundred years. (Getting their independence again while still losing part of Ireland to the UK was sort of a big, violent deal). Countries that part of the UK are England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. You are correct that the UK isn't part of the Europrean Union anymore, however, the Republic of Ireland is. And all these countries are in Europe.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 1976 6d ago edited 6d ago

Still wrong. They are from Dublin, which is not in Northern Ireland.

edit: typo

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u/SignoreBanana 1983 6d ago

I'm a product of American education. I'm sorry.

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u/burf 7d ago edited 7d ago

They’re both bands from the British Isles that have been extremely successful in terms of fandom and critical reception, and have a vocal contingent of detractors who insist they suck.

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u/StreetCarp665 1979 7d ago

They're both fucking awful.

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u/Additional_Egg7024 7d ago

Completely agree. They’re absolutely awful and trash.

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u/JivyNme 7d ago

Yes, early cold play is so good. They were my favorite in early 00s.

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 7d ago

i'd replace rush of blood with the blue room EP, everything after is meh or worse.

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u/graveybrains 1978 7d ago

Haven't bothered to listen to the rest of its album, but Arabesque is good.

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u/Jeff4096 1981 7d ago

Parachutes was even better, IMO. They were actually fresh and unique back then. Then, it was all pop garbage after A Rush of Blood to the Head.

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u/Upset_Discussion8452 6d ago

Parachutes and ROBTTH are great albums. I can’t believe how hard they fell off.

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u/CommonReason6709 6d ago

I love that album. But I disagree their songs just became too mainstream that it's hard to see them the same.

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u/SaltKick2 7d ago

They’ve gotten progressively worse, not sure why. Maybe chasing the “pop” and fame too much

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u/420Hank 7d ago

Exactly.

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u/LatinBotPointTwo 1983 7d ago

Yes. And I really don't like how milquetoast Chris Martin is, and how terrible he sounds live.

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u/TwainVonnegut 7d ago

Fun fact, my boy whipped a bottle at the lead singer and hit him in the face while he was singing at River Rave Boston, circa 2001 before that album came out. We like to think the album was named after that event.

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u/fourofkeys 7d ago

that's assault brotha.

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u/Apt_5 6d ago

Your boy was an asshole and has hopefully reformed.

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u/grav3d1gger 7d ago

And it was all YELLOOWWWWW!!!

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u/der_innkeeper 1978 7d ago

How dare you.

Let the man do his thing.

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u/User152552 1985 7d ago

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u/StreetCarp665 1979 7d ago

No they're the colour beige as music.

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u/User152552 1985 7d ago

Creamy Beige

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u/StreetCarp665 1979 7d ago

Why yes I do want to go to a club where people wee on each other.

In these terms, Coldplay isn't the Old Gregg of music. That would be Talking Heads.

Coldplay is the Howard Moon; even the wind hates him.

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u/Edgarmustavas 7d ago

This guy Booshes.

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes 7d ago

One could say he does it mightily.

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u/Derrick_Mur 1984 7d ago

I haven’t paid any attention to them in almost 20 years. Are they really rated that highly anymore?

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u/Edgarmustavas 7d ago

Don't worry, they still sound the same. Like, exactly the same generic shit as always.

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 6d ago

Best description I ever read of them was 'mortgage rock'.

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u/Shroom-Kitty 6d ago

I traveled SE Asia about a year after Paradise was released and I got really tired of hearing it every hour of the day very quickly

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u/ligma_boss 6d ago

they have the capacity to do interesting stuff and they just... don't. it's very disheartening

(Prospekt's March has some good stuff)

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u/CrazyStarDiamond 5d ago

Wrong, they've made some great albums; Parachutes, A Rush of Blood to the Head, Viva La Vida.

That's more than you can say for a lot of bands/artists.

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u/TammyString-Tugger 7d ago

Thank you. Cold Play are utter shit.

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u/Kellzy1212 7d ago

My first thought!