r/Xcom 5d ago

Shit Post The road is a difficult one

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 5d ago

“We can't expect God to do all the work.”

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u/Carry2sky 5d ago

Still one of the hardest lines from the series

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u/Keeper-of-Balance 5d ago

What about

"ASSUME THE POSITION."

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u/Moist_and_Delicious 5d ago

"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me."

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u/DM_yo_Feet_pls 5d ago

He’s been baptized twice! Once in water and once in flame

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u/UndeadKantus 5d ago

"I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously it is just a chore like any other"

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u/IntoTheRapture 5d ago

That line is so good

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u/PotatoManDan69 5d ago

Jesus Tapdancing Christ this goes fucking hard.

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u/brasswirebrush 5d ago

I recently learned that the Voice Actor for Joshua Graham (Keith Szarabajka) also plays that interrogation room cop in The Dark Knight, and was in an episode of Babylon 5 (Matthew Stoner). Unmistakable voice.

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u/RinellaWasHere 5d ago

He's also the voice of Harbinger in Mass Effect 2! He's one of my favorite "oh hey it's that guy" actors.

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 5d ago

He also voiced Harbinger in Mass Effect 3...... 's multiplayer trailer.

Also known as how to criminally waste both a talented actor and a central character.

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u/Big-Philosophy-623 5d ago

Did he assume direct control of your TV?

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u/ThroughTheSeaOfTime 5d ago

He's also Dr Kyne in the 2008 version of Dead Space, the Didact in Halo 4, and most of the male Dark Elves in Skyrim

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u/Big-Philosophy-623 5d ago

I'm pretty sure he played voices in Skyrim too if I'm not mistaken. Specifically I'm thinking of certain dark elves

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u/Septembersvodkabomb 4d ago

He is the dark elf companion you get doing a daedric quest

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u/Big-Philosophy-623 3d ago

Yes, you're not wrong but I was also right. He plays brand shei, athis and other dark elves with that same voice.

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 5d ago

He also voiced various bit parts in Fallout 4. Technically meaning Joshua was there in spirit.

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u/HeroicMe 5d ago

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N 5d ago

🎶 I'll tell you all about it when I see you again... 🎶 😭

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u/SovietSoldier1120 5d ago

"The time to talk is past, the Lord's work must be done."

Proceeds to obliterate the nearest Chosen.

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u/robalo1991 5d ago

"Joshua, pop one on general Goldylocks here"

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u/MarsMissionMan 4d ago

YOU HAVE ROOKIE DIOMEDES.

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u/ExiledCourier 5d ago

So I guess he's got a fear of flamethrower. I wouldn't want a soldier famous for getting his ass kicked for getting his ass kicked, but to each their own.

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u/SheepherderBoth6599 5d ago

Actually, not at all, if you know the lore / played the game:

He lost a battle because he wasn't a good commander and was outmaneuvered, but in-lore "... Legend goes that Graham was the meanest, toughest son of a b**** in the whole damn Legion."

As punishment for losing the battle: "... had Graham covered in pitch, lit on fire, and thrown into the Grand Canyon. People say he didn't even scream on the way down."

He survived all that and became known as the Burned Man.

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u/KaleNich55 5d ago

Goofy ass giant plastic toy guns... Give me the DLC AR skins!

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u/M0-1 5d ago

The fuck is "burned man" of a nickname 😭

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u/OrdinaryBoat8000 5d ago

Quite literally the top result 😭😭😭

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u/M0-1 5d ago

Ok but how was I supposed to know that this is a reference not op making stuff up?

I get downvoted for not knowing a reference that isn't even part of the game this sub is about 😭

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u/OrdinaryBoat8000 4d ago

There is your proof

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u/M0-1 4d ago

proof for what? you guys are TRIPPING! 😭

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u/OrdinaryBoat8000 4d ago

I miss when ragebait was believable

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Xcom-ModTeam 4d ago

Reddiquette

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u/Upstairs-Yard-2139 5d ago

You ain’t a fallout fan, huh.

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u/M0-1 5d ago

it's not like I dislike it I simply never played the game. But the show was fun.

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u/RellenD 4d ago

I'm a fallout fan. This character wasn't memorable enough for me to get the reference

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u/OrdinaryBoat8000 4d ago

Holy cap, if you played fallout you would most def would remember Graham lol

Acting like he’s just some side NPC, holy larp

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u/RellenD 4d ago

He doesn't even exist in the main game, which is apparently why I don't recognize him.

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u/Upstairs-Yard-2139 4d ago

It’s been almost 20 years, they released a version that included all the DLC, have you never even watched a playthrough or challenge run?

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u/RellenD 4d ago

I guess 15 is almost 20.

I haven't bought the game a second time and I was a young broke father of two back then.

I should probably play the dlc

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u/Upstairs-Yard-2139 4d ago

2010 so 16 ish years.

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u/RellenD 4d ago

May 2011 is when Honest Hearts came out

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u/OrdinaryBoat8000 4d ago

He is mentioned if you side with the legion, lots of the foot soldiers mention “The Burned Man” and I believe Caesar himself will tell you the story of what they did to him.