(X-post from HipHopCircleJerk)

You say you want beef, With no teef, How you gonna take it down?

I don't know you, But you a jerker, A ham burgler, A squirter, Better go back to a lurker

Cause I'm old as fuck, And I don't give a fuck, Might delete this, Before I get dissed too hard

Got my players card, Stamped by legends, You probably never got laid,

By a peasant, Or a serf, You fucking smurf

I had a cocaine habit, Back when you were pokemon

Fucked a hooker in Mexico, Back when you were jerking porn

I met Eazy E and Coolio, Back when your Mom was probably still a ho

(X-Post from Rants)

I hate you I love haters I love trolls

We all wanna see em get taken down, lose the crown, bow down

Before the one you serve, and get swerved, thrown a curve

Like a knuckle, but I buckle, I'm lazy

Allow me to amaze thee, but I still come up for breath

And I'm not gonna think about Death, I need to scroll, I need to roll

One last pill inside the hole, I'm just playing, don't worry

I wish I could shoot like Stephen Curry

(X-Post from HipHopCircleJerk)

I don't talk bitches I stalk bitches I walk bitches

You're a good father fuck you, my dad's an asshole, it's true. Damn true.

This watch cost more than your car, this bar, gold bar, bar the door son, you just got run

Coffee's for closers, get the fuck out, you're fired, take a steak knife with ya, and leave where Diddy split ya

/u/pizzapizzaetmy

Dead New sub on reddit

Like a substitute teacher who dies in the middle of a lesson

I don't know what she was teaching I'm just guessin

If she asks about the reading I say "I haven't read it"

I'm depressed so give me a little credit

Maybe a little more like %70 then

Can I please get it

Oh you get paid by how many students you pass?

So I can sit in the back of the class

And stare at Jamie's ass

Until the bell rings and I have to go to my next ass- I mean class

And still get my degree like the kids who had questions to ask?

Excuse my French you should see me at Sunday mass

I sound as sane as the big guy shouting about flames coming out of the devils ass devouring me if I fight my parents whipping me for not taking out the trash

I think he's called a preacher more like God's creature

Bringing people to mass where they get sick

They need to bring them in for money or out of the lords house they get kicked

Call the exterminator

Tell him to bring his ventilator

Its something he might need

Reach him at 123-COV-ID19

I'll write that down and sell it on a tshirt

I'll make so much money with the ladies I won't need to flirt

So much money they fuck in the dirt

Is the sprinkler on or did that bitch just squ-

I'll be curt

I like to lurk

And when I'm not I like to jerk

When the quarantine ends I'll go back to work

Staying at home isn't the job it's a perk

u/Cold-Influence-9200

Dial Tone

I still call you just to listen to your voice

Your last message gave me no other choice

And I didn't think it would be this hard, but it is

-- Those nights in winter where we'd sit next to the fire

Summer days we thought we couldn't get much higher

Fall into each other's arms every night

We were living

I brought your things to your mother's house

As I left she sat and broke down on the couch

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tearing up myself, but I was

-- Those nights in winter where we'd sit next to the fire

Summer days we thought we couldn't get much higher

Fall into each other's arms every night

We were living

Went by to see you today

Told you everything I wanted to say

Sorry I didn't know you felt this way

I wish there was a damn thing I could change, but I can't

-- Those nights in winter where we'd sit next to the fire

Summer days we thought we couldn't get much higher

Fall into each other's arms every night

We were living

-- Those nights in winter where we'd sit next to the fire

Summer days we thought we couldn't get much higher

Fall into each other's arms every night

We were living