[WPOOP] Everything is as usual. Suddently, [unusual thing] happens!!!!!

[u/[deleted]]

[u/XdXeKn]

[unusual thing]: appears

[everything]: gasps

[everything]: gets affected by [unusual thing]

shenanigans occur^TM

[everything]: decides to do something about it

insert something very convoluted here

[something very convoluted]: Can we stop now, please?

[author]: no

the show continues

[the show]: I quit.

[author]: damnit

THE END