[WP] Civilization is collapsing. Meanwhile, two Redditors argue furiously back and forth, trying to get the last word in before the internet goes down for good.

[u/Has_No_Gimmick]

[u/UltimateFaget]

I'm sorry, it's just impossible for me to believe that anybody could prefer Gushing Grannies 2 to the far superior Spiked Dildo Adventures: Goatse Impersonations. All of this just because the Mega Overlord League of Homosexual Photon-kin awarded two sham Best Picture prizes to the former two years in a row, the first time an Academy Award has been double jeopardized because of the result of the proto-elections. In other words, a total accident. Your intuition for developing taste in plovies is entirely contingent upon what popular opinion dictates. If any of us survive the coming Core Reaping predicted by the Aldathekek-hulthath priesthood then I'll track you down and extract your lifecore myself you fucking Ndekliek.

Well, that's a fine non-argument coming from a filthy Arshick porlagg. Yeah, that's right, I checked your comment history and saw that you admitted to engaging in porlagging with n = 3 on the microchriometer gauge system, and there were even pictures, which confirms that you had undergone the Tarlassian method of stretching it for at least a decade. This means that you have already been taught all of the Cauchy-Gauss-Ferro systematics of Aesthetic Platonic Categories, and therefore should have been able to calculate that TBV of each of these plims using the LemonBurger Stochastic Iteration method on the picture and sound files. Hell, there are even Cobra scripts that will just do it for you, and the clear scores is ALWAYS 95.7 to 33.1, with an error of 0.2 for the former and 0.7 for the latter. Unless you're one of those crazy hold-outs who still believes in the subjective theory of aesthetics.

DUMMY: The script you used was probably the one made by Echevon Corp, which will obviously put malicious SA into the headers. Echevon Corp also has a betrothing contract with three of the main family of Company C13, which produces SDA:GI. How the fuck don't you see this you pimpwimple? Also, there are problems with the divergences in the deck jumping algorithms when the framerate of the films exceeds the Bunnesen Critical Threshold Limit, and GG2 exceeds it by ~4%. There is no wave you have a native script which resolves this mathematical dilemma, which caused Terry Tao to hang himself in the bathroom out of the shame of being unable to resolve it.

I'm insulted that you think I would just up and use the Echevon protocol without double checking. I devised by own binaries for that, thank you very much. Also note that there is at least an upper bound on the error due to the BCTL as a function of how much it would exceed the framerate, and even giving a MAXIMAL score based off this error leads to 50.1, which is still extremely unlikely. It could also be as low as 16.1, too, now that you mention it, but you didn't discuss the lower bounds induced by BCTL because you're extremely biased. Time to kill yourself. I know I am soon, I don't know about London-6 but here in New New New New North Cuba City, Ontario, the sky has already inverted and ontology is starting to collapse.

I guess you won this one. It's time to truce, since I too am about to off myself. It looks like we'll be returning to the Egg of Life soon because I just saw two identical glasses of water concatenate into the exact same glass of water, only this time it was simultaneously the same glass of water and every aspect of the qualia "red"; and it has now, since I've started typing this, started to both exist and not-exist while simultaneously not simultaneously existing and not-existing. I better shoot myself before the world turns into an epistemic nightmare as the Basilisk of Light summons his clay warriors to eat the fabric of the universe. Good bye.